Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

If news of Chris converting to Islam got back to the Taliban, would they be so enraged that they do a 9/11 but bigger? Or, would they be so repulsed that they reject God and become atheists?

Chris could be recruited to ISIS with a promise of a boyfriend-free girl, but once he got over there he'd piss them off badly enough to be executed via crucifixion.


So in jail do you have to buy paper in book form? I've noticed his letters are written on unlined paper that's been torn out of something. Maybe he bought an art book or something like that?

 

[Uncle Meat]

I still believe that Chris is trying to promote an insanity defense

If that's the case, then he really does have the ability to tell the future, because he's been working on this defense for the past several years. He would have had to know he would boink Barb all along.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

It is possible - however it could be the Bible is the only thing he can latch onto now that his Vidya games and ponies are no where to be found.

If your right however it means the weens are helping Chris potentially get a lighter sentence.

It's possible that he's latching onto the Bible like you've described but it seems awfully suspect to me that Heilberg signals for an insanity defense and then Chris starts shouting the most quintessentially "insane" thing anyone can think of, and repeatedly asks for it to be published and redistributed.

Of course, I don't think this is going to trial. But I do think that it will be brought up in plea negotiations.

 

[Eyesclosed equals lies]

"i have my morals"Oh fuck off chris!

 

[RodgerDodger]

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Poor Sonic got sexually assaulted by this absolute monster.

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In all seriousness, though, what is it with retards trying to convert Chris into Islam? In fact, why are we even giving these weens attention? And how fucking useless it that letter? I don't condone contacting Chris, though if you decide to do so, try something better than asking him about some fucking plushie.

I assume it’s to create the worlds laziest Suicide bomber. Maybe it’s part of the Islamists plan to end the menace of Furries and Bronies once and for all?

 

[bigmanbigslam]

the grammar isnt as bad as I thought it would be for him, just some random capitalization

fucking his mom gave him smarts?

 

[human trash]

pretty gay

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I don’t trust that he didn’t fuck the doll, also more Ween written letters please I love this saga, I call it “Ween Window”

 

[Alcalino9000]

Fuck yeah

Each letter that Chris sends is like an event, it feels like a chronicle of announced death but more bizarre.

 

[Brotlov]

"I have my morals."
Said a literal motherfucker.

 

[Alcalino9000]

So in jail do you have to buy paper in book form? I've noticed his letters are written on unlined paper that's been torn out of something. Maybe he bought an art book or something like that?

Chris getting the means and resources to send a letter is something that no one expected, something that no millennial or recent generation could do, it is by far a great achievement for Chris. somehow for another being in prison is doing him good

 

[Tikbalang]

Each letter, Chris kept writing that he's Jesus as if he want to let us know he has a complex.
I believe the sender's first intention for arabic shit is the translation of "Motherfucker" but doing so could harm Chris.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

The letter thing has opened another Pandora's box. I feel this will be one of many stupid ween letters.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

may I ask how did you get access to the letter?

 

[Cuntflaps]

I wish actual funny and creative people would write Chris.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

The only bad thing about Chris being in jail is he can't "accidentally" dox weens on video.

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

I’ve never been a proponent of weenery in any form. But of all the things that they could have asked Chris, of all the information they could have gotten, they asked him if he fucked one of his crusty ass dolls?

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

Really hammering home the "Christian" in CWC, with that artwork on the back. Guess jail has opened xir's eyes to THE LORD.

Hoping this ends like The Shawshank Redemption, or The Green Mile.

 

[King Kiwi]

Some people write letters to love ones asking for forgiveness, Chris writes to weens denying he fucked a Loli doll on a dying cable network.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Really hammering home the "Christian" in CWC, with that artwork on the back. Guess jail has opened xir's eyes to THE LORD.

Hoping this ends like The Shawshank Redemption, or The Green Mile.

Given that Chris is too fat to crawl through anything, I'm thinking Green Mile.