Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I’ve never been a proponent of weenery in any form. But of all the things that they could have asked Chris, of all the information they could have gotten, they asked him if he fucked one of his crusty ass dolls?

You know that old episode of southpark where god appears and humanity can ask one question and Stan asks why he hasn't got his period? Yea that.

Given that Chris is too fat to crawl through anything, I'm thinking Green Mile.

Seeing as he's had to crawl through a mile of shit to leave his house for the last 39 years he's had plenty of practice.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Chris is an autistic psychopath who raped his mother convinced that he was doing so for spiritual reasons. I speculated in the original Bella thread that Chris probably did the deed every 3 days for some retarded self-imposed religious reason - seems I was right. Now he's going around saying that raping Barb was to "heal her." Chris is not there anymore. He's always been a sex pest (ask Megan).


To ween around Chris now makes you even more exceptional than him. Imagine having such a lack of life that you can only live now to get clout on the cwcki or in Geno's documentary. Its all so trite.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Boy, trying to get Chris to convert to Islam sure is funny!

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Boy, trying to get Chris to convert to Islam sure is funny!

I wish The Book of the Church of the Church of the SubGenius was still in print. You want an angry mob to go after him? Have him claim he is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and the SubGeni will rage for this Blasphemy. Although, according to Discordians, one of "Bob"s wives is his own sister Bobra...

Praise Slack!

 

[weegrumpy]

So in jail do you have to buy paper in book form? I've noticed his letters are written on unlined paper that's been torn out of something. Maybe he bought an art book or something like that?

Maybe it’s because of me cataract, but for a second I thought it was that scratchy toilet paper you get in institutions?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Chris likes to draw this symbol. It seems to be a trademark of his now. Someone should add a page for it in the wiki. I think he is calling it his Neo Spirituality/(Updated) Christianity symbol. Is it the symbol of the religion he made up, Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)? What is the horseshoe thing at the bottom? Had he been known to have drawn it before going to jail?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Weens: LOL Chris has a doll on his bed!

Chris: You bought it for me.

Weens: Yeah, but you probably have sex with it!

Chris: Nope, only with Barb, as previously indicated.

Weens: ...yeah but. You should be a Muslim then!

Chris: No thanks. You can share this information if you want. Have a good day.

It's like watching an idiot trying and failing to hit a paddle ball over and over.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Chris likes to draw this symbol. It seems to be a trademark of his now. Someone should add a page for it in the wiki. I think he is calling it his Neo Spirituality/(Updated) Christianity symbol. Is it the symbol of the religion he made up, Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)? What is the horseshoe thing at the bottom? Had he been known to have drawn it before going to jail?

Its a power symbol, he added a cross to the top of the icon.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

What's with weens and being horribly unfunny?
If they're going to send Chris letters, can they at least ask informative questions? Asking if he fucked a doll and to hang some arabic on a wall is super boring.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

This screenshot I made may be the best photo of the doll I could find. As you can see it's in Chris's bed. I don't watch Loud House but I still don't know how someone focused on that doll and knew what it was.

Its a power symbol, he added a cross to the top of the icon.

I see what you mean now.

 

[Jack Awful]

Has anyone made the connection that Shake Zula is an Aqua Teen reference.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Has anyone made the connection that Shake Zula is an Aqua Teen reference.

Yeah, it's already been added to the wiki. I don't know if Chris made the connection but he watched the show and has an ATHF video game and DVD and has quoted it before.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Chris likes to draw this symbol. It seems to be a trademark of his now. Someone should add a page for it in the wiki. I think he is calling it his Neo Spirituality/(Updated) Christianity symbol. Is it the symbol of the religion he made up, Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)? What is the horseshoe thing at the bottom? Had he been known to have drawn it before going to jail?

In terms of articles, I think a mention on the Chris and religion page would suffice. It certainly has become a new trademark for him, along with the Gitar and the Red String.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Imagine people thinking that imprisonment would finally be the thing that stops Chris from continually engaging with trolls (at least on the outside) for him only to keep writing to every dumbass willing to read it.

 

[human trash]

What's with weens and being horribly unfunny?

you answered your own question. the term ween was coined for this. low-effort and unfunny content

 

[axeltrite]

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Poor Sonic got sexually assaulted by this absolute monster.

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In all seriousness, though, what is it with retards trying to convert Chris into Islam? In fact, why are we even giving these weens attention? And how fucking useless it that letter? I don't condone contacting Chris, though if you decide to do so, try something better than asking him about some fucking plushie.

People are trying to get Chris to create literal Islamic Content.

 

[kobebyarlant]

"Fuck my mom? Sure. Fuck my toys? I'd never debase them like that!"

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Let's Go Brandon

 

[Aeon Path]

At this rate of unfunny letters from unfunny weens, I bet that the next one will have someone asking Chris if his refrigerator is running or if he has prince Albert in a can.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Remember when everyone tried to discourage weening? Now, it’s easier than ever, and the Law doesn’t give a fuck since they are the middle man this time.

With all the implications he is doing to himself, he is ensuring he is going to be incarcerated forever.

(Yeah yeah I’m late with the letters, I haven’t read CWCki lately)