Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

When he's in prison proper, and people can order him things from the Walkenhorst catalog, I'm worried Weens are going to send him a TV and posh supplies that will make him a target. With more distractions, maybe this "I'm Jesus!" bullshit will mellow a bit, but for any Weens reading this, if anything, send Ramen and candy that Chris can trade for for protection (and know he will probably eat most of it).
That's what I'm thinking. You know he'll get all sorts of stuff from weens, lord it over the other inmates, and they're not exactly known for self-restraint.

Chris had better be in solitary confinement or he's going to get shivved for his shit, and maybe just for shits and giggles. You know he's going to piss people off. He's not going to enjoy his time.
 
That's what I'm thinking. You know he'll get all sorts of stuff from weens, lord it over the other inmates, and they're not exactly known for self-restraint.

Chris had better be in solitary confinement or he's going to get shivved for his shit, and maybe just for shits and giggles. You know he's going to piss people off. He's not going to enjoy his time.
He's probably not going to solitary as that's a punishment for acting out/violence in the regular blocks, but as a sex offender he will go to a special unit with other sex offenders (most likely) and jailed cops since other inmates will target both groups. He's still going to get abuse from other prisoners, but if he can buy protection from the biggest guy (for you) inmate with candy or Ramen, he might not get bullied/stolen from as often.

Of course, he doesn't know he needs to do this but if some Ween is writing him a serious letter not trying to convert him to Mormonism, this is a survival tip that should be included.
 
One of the most fascinating elements of Chris's newfound delusion is that he's taken to adopting a faux-biblical style of writing. These long run-on sentences with liberal use of commas are reminiscent of New Testament epistles, especially those written by the apostle Paul. Of course when Paul did it he was always expounding on theological concepts he believed to be crucial because the epistles were to be read in all the churches throughout the region.
The Old Testament writers also had similar run-on structure in many of the older books but that's because they were written by chroniclers of events for future generations.

Basically I'm saying Chris is confusedly trying to write as though he's inscribing holy scripture for others and even future generations to read. I wonder if part of his brain thinks he's making the New New Testament. He is supposedly Jesus, after all.
 
One of the most fascinating elements of Chris's newfound delusion is that he's taken to adopting a faux-biblical style of writing.
He clearly has Copycat Syndrome, which is commonly tied to his type of narcissism and in jail a bible given to him by a visiting Baptist minister is probably the only thing to do. Anyone else in that cellblock is going to want to watch sports on the communal TV that at most is basic cable. So, with Chris hating men, he probably spends most of his free time in his cell and all there is to do is to read his bible and add it to his Mythos.

When he gets to real prison, he'll have access to more books, some Ween might send him a gaming tablet from the Walkenhorst's catalog, color pencils and a sketchbook, and maybe forced exercise one hour a day. Right now, he has nothing to entertain himself with but the Bible.
 
specifically tells Chris to not use his real name, and Chris just does so anyway
It reminds me of that creepy couple (Sarah and Steven). They were probably planning to anally rape and then cannibalize Chris or something worse. They sent Chris that Nintendo Switch. Anyway, they told Chris not to show anyone their letter, but Chris instantly filmed their letter in HD and uploaded the video to YouTube.

I often wonder if Chris does shit like that on purpose. Perhaps some tiny part of his deformed inoperative dysfunctional mutant cerebrum has some self-preservation instinct that activates whenever he is about to do something suicidally stupid. For example, like him putting all his trust in a cannibalistic rapist couple trying to brainwash him.
 
What We Want
- Information on how Chris is handling confinement
- Whether he’s been obliged to interact with other inmates
- If he’s got anything else to read other than the Bible
- Insert something actually interesting here

What We Got
I did not have sexual relations with that doll
 
I love how in this letter Chris keeps doubling down on how he's the god of everything yet can't even get out of a cell. Also I find it funny how fucking a plush is something that would cross morals yet fucking his mom is A-OK to him.

To add on, for the love of god why do each of these letters always bring the same old speculation of "LE INSANITY DEFENSE/PLEA" when Chris Chan is not smart enough to even do that and would be apalled at the idea of him being insane. Hell the fact he openly admits he intended to fuck his mom shows that can't even be applied to him.
 
What We Want
- Information on how Chris is handling confinement
- Whether he’s been obliged to interact with other inmates
- If he’s got anything else to read other than the Bible
- Insert something actually interesting here

What We Got
I did not have sexual relations with that doll
suffice it to say
Chris has a habit of saying the exact opposite of what he would say and do.

"I love and respect women for their inside and personality" - moments before he referenced PLAYBOY and show off a playboy mag
"Nightstar is not my twitter account" - Days before admitting it is
"I understand what you are saying and will not call you by pet names and message you on your business email. Thank you Darling" - Chris respond to DoopieDoOver who asked him not to call her Darling
"Its just sick with all that graphic violence and images, yeuck" - Chris criticizing Alec Benson Leary's comics before drawing the execution of the Asperpedia four.

and many more.

so i do believe he had sexual relations with that doll
since he had numerous sex dolls prior aswell, including Officer Nasty.
 
The last letter talked about Islam

This letter talked about a doll

Is it just me or is the pen pal saga kind of boring so far
if i had time and effort. I would've wanted to try and draw a comic strip for Chris
taking the perspective of Robertchu and try to imitate his dialogue manneurisms as shown in the few audio logs and vids he appeared in Christory

as a strip of comic saying that "Do you realize... DO. YOU. REALIZE... that what you did to Barbara is the furthest thing than blessing her? Listen here Boy... I am banning you from cwcville and removing your so called powers. And there is nothing you can do about it. The residents of Cwcville agreed with me that you have gone off the deep end and make what the people of Greene County said were true.

I have had it... and I dont think I would get through to you, as I tried to time and time and time again...

Doubt this all you want, but im making it clear now. You are banned from cwcville and you have lost all rights and powers you've once had.
Any thing you think of from this day onwards is not real and its just imaginations,
You can imagine you have powers and you can go to cwcville. But thats all it is now, imaginations. CWCVILLE is no longer your home and its dimension have permanently ban you. Goodbye."


though again im also outside of US
so if that even came to fruition and drawn, someone would have to send it.

though would that snap Chris out of it?
or regress him further into insanity?
 
He's probably not going to solitary as that's a punishment for acting out/violence in the regular blocks
Maybe they don’t do it anymore, but in the past trans people were put in solitary for their protection.

The Ian Brandon Anderson thing suggests this ween found out about Chris through the docs and doesn’t realize Chris isn’t that person anymore. What a waste of postage.
 
Maybe they don’t do it anymore, but in the past trans people were put in solitary for their protection.
I honestly can't say for sure when it comes to VA, but maybe an individual cell in a Protective Custody block is possible when he goes to prison? Solitary is harsh and not meant to protect an inmate (unless everyone is trying to kill an inmate but I doubt anyone would want to add to their sentence to 'take out' Chris), it's a brutal, isolated punishment meant to break the will of a hostile inmate. It's essentially a bare room, a shit bucket, and maybe a pad to sleep on on the floor and the same bland meal 3 times a day, and you don't receive your mail until you're out of The Hole. By prison standards, as long as Chris isn't hostile or disobedient to the COs, he's granted the same "rights" as the rest of the prisoners and doesn't deserve The Hole.

Right now, I will assume he's in PC with other sex offenders and possibly has a cell to himself in the jail for the reason your stated. The fact he has access to mail and a canteen fund he's asking people to fill shows me he's a "model" inmate (which means he's saying "Yes, sir" and "No, sir" to the jailers, nothing more). Because everyone is aware of his mental faculties, he could be in a unit for special cases which would probably be the Medical Wing for all I know. Evidence suggests he's compliant and given full jail privileges, such that they are, and not in any sort of jail condition where his "freedoms" are taken away.
 
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