Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[PsychoNerd054]

Ellen deserves a page before these faggots do and I bet a lot of people already don't even remember who she is. These idiots thought of a saga that sounds memorable, in fact sounds like the title of a cwcki article, "Chris and Islam", but ultimately nothing of interest happened. Had it, maybe a page would have been needed to document their tryhard bullshit however reluctantly but happily were in a situation where they can promptly be forgotten about as both pathetic and irrelevant.

I think what tryhards tend to forget is that "sagas" revolve more around Chris and his response to certain things. The focus isn't the trolling plan that went down, but rather the response Chris gives to that plan, intentional or not.

I don't exactly see anything that interesting coming out of Chris just from accepting Allah. He kind of just accepts whatever he wants by this point.

 

[Canned Bread]

I don't exactly see anything that interesting coming out of Chris just from accepting Allah. He kind of just accepts whatever he wants by this point.

They are probably hoping that it opens the gateway to Chris joining some Islamic Extremist Group in prison or something, which is incredibly optimistic and autistic at best and potentially dangerous at worst.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

They are probably hoping that it opens the gateway to Chris joining some Islamic Extremist Group in prison or something, which is incredibly optimistic and autistic at best and potentially dangerous at worst.

I don't even think ISIS-K would take him in just to put a vest on him and send him to an embassy. He'd probably divert to a Gamestop on the way and mess that place up.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Considering everything, I've made my decision.

They don't even deserve a mention on the page, that's giving too much credit.

 

[I Love Beef]

Oh oh I got a letter from Chris today.

Let's see what it reads:

Spoiler: The Letter from Chris

Dear Joshua Moon Null,

Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you!

I was the guy who transitioned my sex, and the lousy IP, and the sperm reused as food,

Now, I'm doin' 20 for life for fuckin' my mom who I made my own wife and

I thought I'd write a letter to you!!

Dimension merge, now baby!! Dimension merge!

Jizz Fanta, now baby!! Funky Dimension! Funky Dimension Merge!

I used to wait for the Dimension Merge, made some money there

I used to drink the Jizz Fanta, lost some money there

Dimension merge, now baby, Dimension merge

Jizz Fanta, now baby, Jizz Fanta

Ooohhhh woooohhohhh, WOOOOOOAHHHH OHHHH OHHH OHHH OHH OHH, OOHHHH WOOOAHHHHHOOHHH

Now that I'm in jail, I can't do as I'm able

Guards got fed up with me, so they gave me a bible

Say, can you get Sonichu and friends, and bust me out of here?

I thought Russia was the home of the farms, but, where is the Ukraine?

Don't break up man, don't break up.... I love you guys!!

Funky funky..... Funky funky.... Funky Funky.... Dimension Merge~~

lol

 

[Rapechu]

Chris already lost his family, his home, and will end up on a sex offender registry and spend the next 10 years either in prison or on the streets. He is completely incoherent and insane. I don't see how anyone can troll this guy. He has nothing left you can take away from him.

Maybe if you want to be an epic troll you can give him a place to stay, find him a job, and convince him to de-troon, find him some damaged goods wife nobody else wants, and then, after years of being there for him, when he thanks you and goes to shake your hand, you pull it away and yell "Julaaay!"

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris already lost his family, his home, and will end up on a sex offender registry and spend the next 10 years either in prison or on the streets. He is completely incoherent and insane. I don't see how anyone can troll this guy. He has nothing left you can take away from him.

Maybe if you want to be an epic troll you can give him a place to stay, find him a job, and convince him to de-troon, find him some damaged goods wife nobody else wants, and then, after years of being there for him, when he thanks you and goes to shake your hand, you pull it away and yell "Julaaay!"

Or give him a house with multiple CCTVs

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He's really obsessed with this 'Real Player One' and 'the One Avatar' shit, isn't he? I suspect he's referring to that Cline rubbish and that Airbender rubbish respectively. Still looking to pap culture for his beliefs.

And yeah, telling a Muslim (if this really is a Muslim and not some try-hard ween, as I suspect edit and has now been confirmed, what a fucking surprise) that Allah isn't perfect...especially when you then say that your Goddess is...yeah, Chris, that's kind of a dick move.

Satanic Verses saga when?

 

[A Grey Cat]

He's really obsessed with this 'Real Player One' and 'the One Avatar' shit, isn't he? I suspect he's referring to that Cline rubbish and that Airbender rubbish respectively. Still looking to pap culture for his beliefs.

And yeah, telling a Muslim (if this really is a Muslim and not some try-hard ween, as I suspect edit and has now been confirmed, what a fucking surprise) that Allah isn't perfect...especially when you then say that your Goddess is...yeah, Chris, that's kind of a dick move.

Satanic Verses saga when?

Real player one refers to the literal term player one for as easy and autistic as clines original book is I doubt Chris even knows it exists. As for the avatar reference it could refer to the Airbender of the same name but also a literal Avatar or playable character.

 

[Freya]

Nobody genuinely wants to give Chris spiritual guidance. They're shameless attention whores who want more content and to gain attention for it because content is in high demand but short supply. It was never true that trolls were in it to help Chris see the errors of his ways through tough love.

Trying to give chris spiritual guidance is more cringe and retarded than just trolling him

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

If he's got nothing better to do in jail than draw comics, maybe this will get him to finally deliver on his Patreon responsibilities and GiBi will have to stop filling all his videos with reading the counter on the CWCki. What happens to the Patreon while he's in clink?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And they have big ol' spicy chili pepper flavored pickles that would sting anyone's butthole.

So, do you reckon Chris is 'happy' right now?

Well, ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Trying to give chris spiritual guidance is more cringe and exceptional than just trolling him

Good, because the only thing people will be giving him in jail is cock.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Even long-term prisoners are not that desperate.

 

[ZCoupon]

I want to make something clear to everyone here. Coupon11 is not me. My first account, which I created ~15 years ago, was under the name Coupon11. That went to Coupon12, Coupon22, and now ZCoupon, which is my private Twitter and Reddit handle. A couple users brought this to my attention via Reddit chat. I dismissed the first two as spam, but the third's specific inquiries led me to registering to clear my name. I have not created an account with the name Coupon11 in years and to my knowledge I do not actively use any accounts with that username. His profile picture is not me. I am not a Muslim, nor have I ever impersonated one online.

I have and want nothing to do with Kiwifarms, Chris Chan, or any online harrassment.

Thank you very much,
ZCoupon

 

[The Un-Clit]

Ellen deserves a page before these faggots do and I bet a lot of people already don't even remember who she is. These idiots thought of a saga that sounds memorable, in fact sounds like the title of a cwcki article, "Chris and Islam", but ultimately nothing of interest happened. Had it, maybe a page would have been needed to document their tryhard bullshit however reluctantly but happily were in a situation where they can promptly be forgotten about as both pathetic and irrelevant.

All of them still deserve to get doxed though.

When even fucking Dillin dunks on your shit, you know you've failed hard. They don't even deserve a section of Christory as mocked fools and tryhard weens.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Also, that drawing on page 12: the foreground Sonichu figures, according to the astrological symbols they're labelled with, are a Pisces on the left and a Scorpio - not a Libra - on the right.

So, yes, the left-hand one is probably Chris: however, the right-hand one is not Barb, as her birth date does not fall into those covered by Scorpio.

However, following the Idea Guys and their bullshit, Magi-Chan does.

This gun isn't smoking, it's never even been loaded. This is not Chris trying to cleverly chuckle behind his hand, 'yes! I was fucking Barb all along in plain sight and you never knew!' Sometimes we just love to see patterns in things that aren't there.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

look closely at the "auras" drawing, you can see a couple engaged in what he calls a "soul bond."

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Note what seems to resemble long hair on the top figure and the visible breasts on the bottom one, self portrait of Chris fucking barb trying to be hidden by outline silhouette type drawings? Forget the letters THIS is the damning piece of evidence that'll convince them he's guilty as sin.

Is Chris literally incapable of communicating from jail without incriminating himself, no matter how irrelevant it is to the point at hand?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is Chris literally incapable of communicating from jail without incriminating himself, no matter how irrelevant it is to the point at hand?

I told you his lawyer should be roundly mocked for taking on Chris.

 

[zero-who]

I told you his lawyer should be roundly mocked for taking on Chris.

What if Heilberg wants to be the final protagonist of Christory, and he took on Chris's case to sabotage it?