Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

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This muslim guy never did anything that I would consider life ruining. You could call his work and say "he tried to convert a rapist in prison to Islam" and the manager would say "good for him". Nobody would really hold anything he did against him.

The only trollable thing he did was write a really cringe letter about how fluffy bunnies converted him to Islam. I hate making fun of someone for their expression of faith, but come on man. I get the idea this guy is probably underage.
 
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How easy is it for Chris to send out and receive letters?

(If people are going to write him there is no reason to continue to troll him)
 
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This muslim guy never did anything that I would consider life ruining. You could call his work and say "he tried to convert a rapist in prison to Islam" and the manager would say "good for him". Nobody would really hold anything he did against him.

The only trollable thing he did was write a really cringe letter about how fluffy bunnies converted him to Islam. I hate making fun of someone for their expression of faith, but come on man. I get the idea this guy is probably underage.
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All I hope is that he learned his lesson and is now :julay:ing in peace. It's refreshing to get a naive ween who has clout chasing traits but not entirely malovent.
 
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So, now we're going to see a parade of weens reviving the lost art of letter-writing, trying to get their name in the CWCki now that Chris is a captive audience, and Josh has quit being Chris's personal secretary? And then they're going to come here for ass-pats?

That should liven up the CWC subforum, at least.
 
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So Chris crossed out the stamp portion to write "FREE ISSUE", even though it's a pre-paid envelope. Is Chris becoming a sovereign citizen? That sounds like some sorta word magic they'd come up with cause the USPS is secretly the Navy or something.

Can't wait till Chris starts writing accepted for value notes to everyone he owes money to.
 
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Decided to write Chris a nice letter to keep his spirits up against these weens sending him letters. Will send it out in my PO Box tomorrow!

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While OP is a massive faggot with cum on his lips, everyone saying "Durr hurr, Chris is gonna get killed by Muslims in prison" need to remember some very important things:

1: Chris is currently in jail, not prison. People in jail are usually there to serve a light sentence of less than a year, or are awaiting arraignment so they can post bail and go home. No one in jail is going to risk a more serious sentence in actual prison by mortally injuring a retarded manchild playing make-believe because he doesn't have toys and video games to play with.

2: When/if Chris ends up going to prison for raping Barb, he will not be in gen pop. He's going to be put into an isolation wing away from any inmates who might harm him because he's obviously not someone who could handle being in with normal convicts.

No one is going to go Aloha Snackbar on Chris, even if he starts going off on being Allah himself or saying Mohammed was really a woman or whatever.
 
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He's going to be put into an isolation wing away from any inmates who might harm him because he's obviously not someone who could handle being in with normal convicts.
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True. Again, Borb's mainstreaming experiment failed Chris. He has been isolated his entire life. Can't function with normal people, definitely won't function with convicts.
 
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if you're going to send letters to chris at least don't make them gay and then insist you get uploaded to the cwcki

the jail has a mail service so it's not like it's a fucking crime to send the guy a letter or anything, and nobody is prohibiting him from replying, so ... at this point, it really means nothing aside from the fact that @Coupon11 is a giant faggot

definitely not comparable to ILJ or the idea guys. just a low effort islam ween. nothing will come from this - even chris says in the letter that he's heard all this shit before

at this point, though, if anyone wants to be updated on chris' mindset, then this is the only way to really do it. i don't give a shit if people send him letters. at least make them meaningful though. this shit is gay
 
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Actually we need some autism detective work here. Those look like astrology signs on the characters. Can someone verify if they match Chris and Barb's signs? I think this is literally Chris drawing lo-fi fanart of him raping his mom

Edit: OH MY GOD IT IS. Chris' sign is Pisces, Barb's sign is Virgo. The one with long hair asking the other how she likes it has the Pisces symbol on it and the one with tits has the Virgo symbol.
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I am late, but you are wrong. The symbols in the drawing are Gemini (top) and Libra (bottom).
 
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Decided to write Chris a nice letter to keep his spirits up against these weens sending him letters. Will send it out in my PO Box tomorrow!

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I don't see anything wrong with writing him as long as its not some gay op like @Coupon11 was running or just about trying to get your name in the CwCi.
Chris is probably bored shitless and (if he's even sane enough at this point to understand his situation) probably quite scared deep down, and letters are one of the few things he has to occupy his time.
If anyone is planning writing to him without it being some type of clout chasing faggotry though I'd just do it and I wouldn't advertise it, and try and remember who it is we're dealing with here.
If your letter has any chance of being misconstrued, or adding to Chris's delusions in someway or any possible way of causing some kind of fuckup, Chris's Chrisness will ensure thats exactly what happens.
 
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Honestly, people shouldn't be so rude to Coupon. We were only trying to give chris a second chance. Everyone has their ups and downs mentally, physically, and spiritually. You guys might think he's too far gone but you will never know that until you try, you pray on it, and you make some attempt to make it happen. Yes this may seem silly to you, but I assure you if you just tried to pick up the quran and read just a few passages you would realize we aren't bad. We wanted to help chris, not drive him further crazy and definetly not make him say such things about Allah. We weren't trying to be trolls and christory doesn't matter too much anyways, as everyone in it seems to be a bad person. Not us. We are good, god fearing, and loving people, who wanted to help chris and come together as friends. I only hope you guys stop trying to dox coupon, as he is a good man. I also pray that you guys can see the truth and read our book and come to live by it.
 
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If you write a letter, tell him what you think honestly. Don't blow smoke up his ass. That is what he wants and it's the worst thing for him right now. If you coddle him just to get kiwi fame when you post his reply letter, you're just using Chris to prop yourself up. And that is excruciatingly lame. Your letter will be just boring blather too.
 
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