Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[Rapechu]

Right wing is the default here though, you can't go ten clicks without encountering someone's weirdly revealing rant about ThE GaYs or how they've never touched a vagina.

Honestly I can't see the Islam comparison at all

I know, and I'm right-wing too, but I think a person can have a laugh at themselves.

As for Muslims being "Mostly peaceful." Fuck outta here with that shit. I know for a fact you haven't read "your Quran" or even studied Islam if you're not familiar with abrogation or Naskh. There is a very good reason why Islam is #1 in terror attacks, and closet #2 is Buddhists who are attacking the invasive Muslims back. Islam is a fucking death cult. You know it. I know it. We all know it. And Islamists who claim it isn't are lying through their fucking teeth (taqiya), as their holy book says they should. Islam literally translates into "Religion of Submission." It is a political system, military ideology and a religion mixed into one unholy chimera. Ever lived near one? I fucking did. Several. They're all insane. Do me a favor and touch your 'Kafir' hands on a Muslim's copy of a Quran - see if you don't have to fight for your life to KEEP YOUR HAND. The sad truth is this: Even if a Muslim won't kill you themselves, they will cheer on one who does.

Based. Our society is too soft. What most people don't realize about Christianity, is that, before the enlightenment, it was about 99% the same as Taliban-style Islam. The Bible endorses total war (Amalekites), the Bible says women should be silent and obey their husbands, the Bible says that you should execute gays painfully, by stoning. At some point in our history, society moved towards secularism and Christianity was slowly replaced with a substance-less feel-good doppelganger, and you can see the fruits of that tree already as our society collapses around our feet. It has lost the principle of righteous struggle. I can only look at Islam with admiration for their strength of will and fighting spirit. Just look at what they achieved in Afghanistan against the world's single dominant hyperpower, with nothing but a cold war era rifle and a goat.

My sympathies if you live in a troubled region, I hope you are safe, but you should know that in North America, muslims are both relatively rare, and also relatively docile compared to elsewhere in the world. Nobody's going to cut off Chris' hand. And, at the least, moving towards a more mainstream religion than the crap he believes in now, is a step up for him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This is why Chris is this way. If everyone told him to his face that he is not god and told him none of his delusions were real and tried to get him actual help with a doctor or a spiritual guide then eventually he will have to face facts. You cant continue to play into it, itll only make him worst and hurt him.

You are both ignorant AND stupid beyond belief if you arent outright trolling us. (They are) You have no understanding of Chris and seemingly little of the faith you claim to follow too. Name me one sura that speaks of converting the mentally unwilling and unable to discern Allah without googling it. (you can't. And it wouldn't matter anyway.) Chasing updoots and 'christorical fame' is counter to your own prophet's teaching to be humble before God.

You tell Chris he isn't a god, he ignores you. it dosen't matter how many people do it, he will not face any facts that take him out of his comfort zone. Even in fucking JAIL he won't do it, he just doubles down. There's no making him worse or better. He's Chris-Chan, and he's fucked in the head pure and simple.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This is why Chris is this way. If everyone told him to his face that he is not god and told him none of his delusions were real and tried to get him actual help with a doctor or a spiritual guide then eventually he will have to face facts. You cant continue to play into it, itll only make him worst and hurt him.

People have been telling Chris shit he doesn't want to hear for years. He only doubles down and pulls some half-assed rationale out of nowhere. Chris is the epitomy of the cherry picking fallacy, and not even professionals can help him.

 

[deadeggbeard]

People have been telling Chris shit he doesn't want to hear for years. He only doubles down and pulls some half-assed rationale out of nowhere. Chris is the epitomy of the cherry picking fallacy, and not even professionals can help him.

Yeah, this. I think he's pathologically incapable of telling right from wrong and from a theological point of view I wonder if this means he gets a free pass? I'm not sure it all works though, I'm a lifelong atheist married to a lapsed Hindu so fuck knows what I'm on about

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Dear Chris,

I write you, but you still ain't calling. I left my PO, my reddit, and my savior at the bottom.

 

[King Kiwi]

You are both ignorant AND stupid beyond belief if you arent outright trolling us.

Well, yes, but you needn't make an obvious play at the reveal.

Let others further expose their failures and enjoy.

 

[camopattern]

I'm honestly surprised people are stupid enough to think that Chris could ever or would ever have converted to a Muslim/Islam/whatever religion.

He has always believed in Jesus and God from a Christian, sometimes Catholic, standpoint. He is now currently sleeping with a Bible next to him and preaching that he himself is Jesus of Nazareth. Heck even the way Chris has historically ever spoken or written has always had this weird Christian vibe to it, even sonichus famous "yes father" from the first page sounds oddly formal and religious when he could have just used the colloquial "dad". There is a level of common sense that comes to understanding Chris and you aren't about to undo 30 years of Autism by posting letters to a self proclaimed god in jail of fail.


There's not a single person in this thread defending Chris himself because he's a literal motherfucker, what we're defending is quality trolling by people who aren't trying to get their names slapped on cwcki like a badge of honor.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Yeah, this. I think he's pathologically incapable of telling right from wrong and from a theological point of view I wonder if this means he gets a free pass? I'm not sure it all works though, I'm a lifelong atheist married to a lapsed Hindu so fuck knows what I'm on about

Chris knows right from wrong, but when it comes to himself everything he does is right cause he always manages to come up with excuses. Makes me wonder what sort of good deeds he wanted Genosamuel to include in the documentaries.

 

[Interchanger]

That letter Chris write back was an interesting read. It proved theories Chris dosen't understand religion at all. For example he fails to regonize that the Christian God (Yahweh) and the Islamic God (Allah is Arabic for God) are one in the same. There are minor deviations but effectively they both are the Abrahamic God shared by the Abrahamic faiths.

So it interesting Chris lacks even that basic knowledge. You'd think if your going to play goddess on twitter and YouTube you'd do a cursory Google search on religions. But Chris is an lazy god it seems.

Be interesting what other information people will be able to get from him as these letters are likely the highlight to otherwise drab and meaningless days - effectively these letters are the only time Chris can play make belief any more.

 

[Interchanger]

i loathe the term christory. such faggotry

Personally I always saw it as a mocking phrase. One with a hint of respect.

Edit

After all, few people have garnered as much attention as Chris did. And shit he did it all mostly in the comfort of his room full of toys and Vidya games.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

So a ween tries to get him to convert to Islam (or, in the parlance of the Muslims, "revert" to it) and Chris' response is that Barb is chief of the gods?

He's REALLY banking on that insanity plea.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Whats with all these newfags and their method of "Tr011in6" Chris
You had

-Sean, Tries to use Randy Stairs and EGS method to get Chris to self-delete
-Janke. Tries to use Incest rape saga as blackmail to coerce Chris to self-delete
and now you have Coupon11, Tries to use Islam to make Chris say some spicy stuff to get him deleted


These Edgelords think that great trolling = cause death

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

So a ween tries to get him to convert to Islam (or, in the parlance of the Muslims, "revert" to it) and Chris' response is that Barb is chief of the gods?

He's REALLY banking on that insanity plea.

The Dude explained it in a post a while back:

Chris is pretending to be two people, just as he did when he was possessed by Sonichu. One is Chris, the normal human, the "body", which is the persona he is excluding in these letters. The other is Chris, the CPU Goddess Jesus Undertaker 1998 Joestar Lennon, the Chris of his fantasies. Fantasy Chris is the persona he's adopting to write the letters.

Body Chris has Barbara as his mother, while Fantasy Chris has God as his mother. Therefore, it was Fantasy Chris who plunged feet first into Barb ODST-style, and since Barb isn't FC's mother he can't be charged for incest.

 

[Glowie]

Q'uran is too complicated for 80 IQ Chris to read or understand.
Bible is relatively easier to understand.
Hardest would be Judaism. If Chris had any intellect, he could convert to either to get Kosher/Halal food.

Downside is Aryan brotherhood wouldn't be happy about that.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Q'uran is too complicated for 80 IQ Chris to read or understand.
Bible is relatively easier to understand.
Hardest would be Judaism. If Chris had any intellect, he could convert to either to get Kosher/Halal food.

Downside is Aryan brotherhood wouldn't be happy about that.

The Bible's already too hard for Chris to understand considering the only thing he could do with it was to insert his power fantasy. Chris isn't meant for Abrahamic religions. It would be better if he had some polytheistic religion since those don't demand a lot of philosophical understanding from casual followers so Chris can wrap his head around them if he doesn't want to become particularly devout.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Q'uran is too complicated for 80 IQ Chris to read or understand.
Bible is relatively easier to understand.
Hardest would be Judaism. If Chris had any intellect, he could convert to either to get Kosher/Halal food.

Downside is Aryan brotherhood wouldn't be happy about that.

He'd probably claim that Barb is Odin.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

He'd probably claim that Barb is Odin.

Then he's gonna say that just as Odin needed to hang himself on a tree to gain divine knowledge, Barb needed to impale herself on crooked dick to heal. Or maybe it's Ragnarok, and Barb needs to be reborn in fire.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Q'uran is too complicated for 80 IQ Chris to read or understand.
Bible is relatively easier to understand.
Hardest would be Judaism. If Chris had any intellect, he could convert to either to get Kosher/Halal food.

Downside is Aryan brotherhood wouldn't be happy about that.

why hasnt anyone told Chris to convert to Mormonism
and that he could have more than 1 wife

 

[travisscottsquidwardfan]

hello i'm just posting here because I personally know coupon11, I met the dude in 2018 on discord and ive stayed in contact with him because he's always been a very interesting character. Please do not send harassment towards him, he is not a clout chaser or a troll, only an extremely autistic dude who genuinely wanted to convince cwc to turn their life around. I don't support islam as a religion, i personally think it can be extremely harmful but i do not think this person deserves harassment, it was a genuine but misguided attempt to do something good

 

[Glowie]

Then he's gonna say that just as Odin needed to hang himself on a tree to gain divine knowledge, Barb needed to impale herself on crooked dick to heal. Or maybe it's Ragnarok, and Barb needs to be reborn in fire.

inb4 when Chris gets out another housefire happens.