Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

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Disastrously Dumb said:
why hasnt anyone told Chris to convert to Mormonism
and that he could have more than 1 wife
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Oddly enough, Mormonism does fit his belief system better.

The God of Abraham being jiust one of many.
Jesus is a god in His own right.
One can become a god themselves through prayer.
Not big fans of The Blacks.
A crazy-ass cult wrapped in very superficial Christian trappings.

He'd fit right in.

PS: Joseph Smith was the OG Lolcow, DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!

PPS: https://youtu.be/n3BqLZ8UoZk
 
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FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy said:
The fact that Chris is writing back to weens probably means the jail is now getting flooded with letters. Like the ending of "Miracle on 34th Street" only really gay.
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I really wish we could send videos. I would send Chris a video of an extremely thin German man whispering "Let's Go, Brandon!" into a nest of wasps.
 
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travisscottsquidwardfan said:
hello i'm just posting here because I personally know coupon11, I met the dude in 2018 on discord and ive stayed in contact with him because he's always been a very interesting character. Please do not send harassment towards him, he is not a clout chaser or a troll, only an extremely autistic dude who genuinely wanted to convince cwc to turn their life around. I don't support islam as a religion, i personally think it can be extremely harmful but i do not think this person deserves harassment, it was a genuine but misguided attempt to do something good
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Hi coupon sock! Do they teach Weening 101 and Enabling Delusions 102 in Texas technical universities these days?
 
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travisscottsquidwardfan said:
hello i'm just posting here because I personally know coupon11, I met the dude in 2018 on discord and ive stayed in contact with him because he's always been a very interesting character. Please do not send harassment towards him, he is not a clout chaser or a troll, only an extremely autistic dude who genuinely wanted to convince cwc to turn their life around. I don't support islam as a religion, i personally think it can be extremely harmful but i do not think this person deserves harassment, it was a genuine but misguided attempt to do something good
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Counterpoint: Go fuck yourself
 
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Rapechu said:
But it would be such a perversion of what you are trying to teach him that it wouldn't actually achieve positive results anyways at that point.
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It would be so much of a perversion that it ironically would be against Islam.
But let's be honest here they are just a few failed trolls who thought it would be funny to try and get Chris to convert to Islam. Literally the definition of weens. You really want to get Chris's attention send him money on his commissary in exchange for him reading the Quran and talking to you about Islam. Money is always the most powerful motivator. That being said anyone who donates to Chris will truly be a ween look down upon by the whole community.

I think I may be a prophet because I called this. I said it will only be a matter of time before some ween tries to convert him to Islam because it would be funny.

As for my next predictions
1 : some ween will eventually try to convert him to Communism because they think it will be funny.

2 : When YouTubers catch on to the fact that Chris is actually answering letters they will send him letters because that will equal easy content.

3 : weens and YouTubers will put money on his commissary.

For the record I don't agree with any of this and think this is the most weenish behavior in christory. Anyone who sends him a letter will be looked down upon here.

Also for all my time being here this is the only time I have ever had to use the Islamic reaction kind of weird
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Yes he's really saying that the rapture is happening and the worthy will be taken to live with the avengers and my little pony like Randy Stair and his cartoon ghost girlfriend
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So basically what he is saying is all the unworthy are left behind. But Chris is also left behind. So does that mean in the religion he made up to basically justify his inflated ego he is not worthy?

Even a religion Chris made up does not want him apparently.
 
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So Chris now claims that he's going to save Allah.

What's next? Will he save Jesus and Buddha himself?
 
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how can i verify that im not coupon lol. I met this dude on discord years ago and i joined the cwc islam server entirely as a joke because i thought itd go nowhere. I only felt obligated to come here and set things straight because i dont want him to get harassed, i dont want chris chan to convert to islam.
 
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GypsyBard said:
It would be so much of a perversion that it ironically would be against Islam.
But let's be honest here they are just a few failed trolls who thought it would be funny to try and get Chris to convert to Islam. Literally the definition of weens. You really want to get Chris's attention send him money on his commissary in exchange for him reading the Quran and talking to you about Islam. Money is always the most powerful motivator. That being said anyone who donates to Chris will truly be a ween look down upon by the whole community.

I think I may be a prophet because I called this. I said it will only be a matter of time before some ween tries to convert him to Islam because it would be funny.

As for my next predictions
1 : some ween will eventually try to convert him to Communism because they think it will be funny.

2 : When YouTubers catch on to the fact that Chris is actually answering letters they will send him letters because that will equal easy content.

3 : weens and YouTubers will put money on his commissary.

For the record I don't agree with any of this and think this is the most weenish behavior in christory. Anyone who sends him a letter will be looked down upon here.

Also for all my time being here this is the only time I have ever had to use the Islamic reaction kind of weird
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Wait 'till Ethan Ralph starts sending him thirsty attention-craving letters.
 
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CALLED IT weens will send letters to Chris. Next weens will send money
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They probably already have. Chris has some stuff from the commissary.

GypsyBard said:
So basically what he is saying is all the unworthy are left behind. But Chris is also left behind. So does that mean in the religion he made up to basically justify his inflated ego he is not worthy?

Even a religion Chris made up does not want him apparently.
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He’s saying he’s going back and forth between dimensions, if I translated his tarding correctly.
 
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travisscottsquidwardfan said:
how can i verify that im not coupon lol. I met this dude on discord years ago and i joined the cwc islam server entirely as a joke because i thought itd go nowhere. I only felt obligated to come here and set things straight because i dont want him to get harassed, i dont want chris chan to convert to islam.
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Oh no!! The evil Kiwi Farms will harass and dox everyone who comes here and acts a fool!!!

Believe me, your friend is far too minor and stupid to be bothered with. Unless there's a long history of amusing autism that someone digs into his past looking for (and I can't be bothered) you don't have to worry about 'harassment'. That's not what we're about.

Even if he was a goldmine of 'tism we'd only make a thread and laugh at him here. We don't harass cows, we milk the humor.
 
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