Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[Interchanger]

Is this what content for the next few years is going to be like?

Literally autistic zoomers sending mail to Chris trying to get him to become a communist/klan/nazi/satanist/buddhist/whatever as part of some attention seeking gayop while simultaneously insisting it's not for attention?

And regardless of how many times we tell them to fuck off a new ween gayop discord pops up a couple months later and tries the same shit again?

If you're gonna write to Chris at least get some real updates like what prison gang he pissed off this week or how many times he dropped the soap, if all the letters are going to be ween shit I'd almost prefer it if Chris was just released early

Without being doom and gloom but yeah this is it if Chris dosen't get probation. On the one had at least this proofs that were going to be getting content even when Chris was behind bars and to be frank it's no different from Chris posting Twitter messages and the occasional video of him a ring like a spaz.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

If you want to send anything to Chris while he's in jail find some decent comics online that have a good message (preferably something sobering/humbling not a hero story as he will just self-insert as the hero) and print them out. He will for sure read comics over and over again rather than the Bible which he does not understand and has to think really hard about. That might actually do him some good, at the very least it'll entertain him and use his time for something non-destructive

 

[Rapechu]

If you want to send anything to Chris while he's in jail find some decent comics online that have a good message (preferably something sobering/humbling not a hero story as he will just self-insert as the hero) and print them out. He will for sure read comics over and over again rather than the Bible which he does not understand and has to think really hard about. That might actually do him some good, at the very least it'll entertain him and use his time for something non-destructive

Send Chris the instruction manual for your barbecue and he'll read it at least ten times because he has fuckall else to do.

I like your idea though. Might even go one step farther and illustrate our own comic. "Gallant works out and gets a job. Goofus invents a fake religion and rapes his mom."

 

[A Grey Cat]

If you want to send anything to Chris while he's in jail find some decent comics online that have a good message (preferably something sobering/humbling not a hero story as he will just self-insert as the hero) and print them out. He will for sure read comics over and over again rather than the Bible which he does not understand and has to think really hard about. That might actually do him some good, at the very least it'll entertain him and use his time for something non-destructive

I'd suggest sending him watchmen but one, he'd only read it for the neon colors and superheroes. Two I'm fairly certain he'd add 5he sing sing breakout to his gospel.


And soon nite owl and silk spectre are gonna fly in and save me you jerkops better pray they go easy on ya.


Oh well at least Laurie wouldn't have to worry about Chris getting grabby. Clearly Chris would prefer her mother Sally.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Is it that difficult to have a thread per letter? There have been maybe three since he went in? Not that big a deal.

It's not like there's much other information to talk about other than his very occasional hearings.

 

[human trash]

to all the fags in this thread making suggestions of things to send to chris

you shouldn't fucking send chris anything. he's an autist who raped his mom. he doesn't deserve your sympathy and he definitely doesn't deserve anything that's going to make him happy. he should be left well alone in his jail cell until the system (hopefully) deals with him. sending him shit - anything - will only feed into his already enormous ego.

you're not going to enact some grand trolling plan by sending him a letter. you're going to feed his ego

you're not going to make him angry by sending him a letter. you're going to feed his ego

you're not going to make him into a better person by sending him a letter. you're just going to feed his fucking ego

if you are thinking of sending him anything, don't. just don't fucking do it

and if you've already done it, then you are a giant jet black nigger and you should neck yourself (in minecraft)

madrate harder faggots

 

[A Money Creature]

What happened to don't pozload my neghole? God this subfourm is reddit 2

 

[Tikbalang]

Besides letters, we can only get updates from news articles. From his court trial, until his death by getting shanked.
We're lucky if we get surveillance footage in jail.

 

[Rapechu]

to all the faggots in this thread making suggestions of things to send to chris

Nobody here is actually faggy enough to send Chris anything (well, except the OP). We're just wanking about waiting for news.

 

[Aegeus]

Nobody here is actually faggy enough to send Chris anything

Fun fact: Someone actually mailed Chris a box full of horse manure many years ago.

That was back when literal nigger faggots were mailing Chris lots of free stuff like gift cards with money on them and money orders.

 

[Interchanger]

Do you think it likely he might send additional letters out himself without provocation. I think the first was all his own idea, but the second and most certainly the third were responses.

Plus can't he use the prison phone to contact people. I doubt we'll get comics as sad as it is to say, Chris had already sort of not cared for the comics post dimensional merge, so I don't see how without his tracing material he's going to continue drawing for his True and Honest fanbase.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Me and the boys are gonna try to convert Chris to snakebite church, wish me luck

Update: I'm banned from sending mail to prisoners and the police want to talk to me wtf

Update 2: I'm begging you, please stop doxxing me guys. The dean of my community college wants to meet with me on monday, and you all are just obliterating my mom's beanie baby business in the google reviews.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The only ween letter I want to see is the "write a letter back to Chris, one word at a time" given printed form. It would be the greatest printed work the Kiwis ever produced (by virtue of being the only one) and a true show of community and true and honest Chris dedication. Each word written equally by several weens, one at a time. Beautiful.

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

If you want to send anything to Chris while he's in jail find some decent comics online that have a good message (preferably something sobering/humbling not a hero story as he will just self-insert as the hero) and print them out. He will for sure read comics over and over again rather than the Bible which he does not understand and has to think really hard about. That might actually do him some good, at the very least it'll entertain him and use his time for something non-destructive

Are there any chick tracts about the perils of raping your mom and LARPing as Jesus?

 

[NynchLiggers]

If you want to send anything to Chris while he's in jail find some decent comics online that have a good message (preferably something sobering/humbling not a hero story as he will just self-insert as the hero) and print them out. He will for sure read comics over and over again rather than the Bible which he does not understand and has to think really hard about. That might actually do him some good, at the very least it'll entertain him and use his time for something non-destructive

You underestimate CWC's autistic capability of interpreting things wrong. If the comics deal with certain topics he could end up being confused at best and add more things to his autistic mythos at worse.

 

[Rapechu]

Fun fact: Someone actually mailed Chris a box full of horse manure many years ago.

That was back when literal nigger faggots were mailing Chris lots of free stuff like gift cards with money on them and money orders.

Rest assured, I have no desire to harass our friend Chris, only to serenely contemplate his life and patiently wait for his word.

Shit, he may be onto something with all that "real player one" and "all the cameras of the cosmos are pointed at me" stuff. I mean, look at us.

Are there any chick tracts about the perils of raping your mom and LARPing as Jesus?

"The dimensional merge does away with morals"
"Wow. Anything goes! I can lie, cheat... What's to keep me from becoming a god pokemon?"

 

[TayandYou]

if you are thinking of sending him anything, don't. just don't fucking do it

I don't think anyone's advocating to send him anything, people are just saying if you absolutely have to send him shit like all the zoomers seem to think they do, almost anything is more entertaining than standard ween letters.

Saying "don't fuck with Chris in any way whatsoever" doesn't work, time and time again, as seen in this very thread, weens will try to contact him for clout despite the long list of reasons you shouldn't interact with Chris, if they are going to send him shit regardless it should at least be something entertaining

 

[Ophelia]

Are there any chick tracts about the perils of raping your mom and LARPing as Jesus?

Probably. Chick was a fucked up dude.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Oh no, muslim chris is an actual thing.

He was always a good predictor of autismo tendencies that trickle down into the large population , like incels, bronies, troons, does this mean will see a surge of pasty nintendo dweebs converting to Islam in the future?

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Zoomers were a mistake and so was this thread.