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I just poked my head into his stream and it looks like he has been getting his ass destroyed by Clayface for the last twenty minutes or so.
[October 21st 2022 - ???] DSP Plays Gotham Knights - the fatman takes on the court of owls as i cry loudly
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Thats a rage quit piggah.
Manbat pushing piggler shit in.
Get fucked beggar.
Ahahaha. No win for you.
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i can go over his vids later if you guys want, I kinda lost interest when he moved it to the night stream. but if he's gettin' destroyed more I don't mind takin' a peek.
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We got some classic piggy rage for 30 minutes which concluded with a ragequit so it's well worth it.
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I love how lifelong gamer DSP is boggled by a game where endgame bosses are over the level cap. Level 24 mission means level 24 bosses, dood. No, I don't have crippling cognitive disabilities.
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I know nothing about this game and haven't watched a stream of it yet, do it because I find it funny.
The salty rant has nothing to do with making less than playing Disney Princess games and not taking the AI doled out beat down without a pair of even glasses on, right Phil?
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im up and i'm ready for an ass beating. so let's see what I missed.
phil doin' the clayface bossfight, which I found to be unbelievably boring. love me a giant bullet sponge, god damn.
like this is the problem sometimes, phil is already boring as fuck usually, but when the boss is ALSO boring? god damn, knock my ass out.
phils gear must be absolute dogshit, dude is shooting for like 20 damage and he has eaten almost every single hit the boss has put out.
Phil is having to escape clayface in the sewers, like he's trying to escape the debts of his past, he has died twice so far because he doesn't know how to drive.
phil just got fucking oneshot, man crashed into some clay spikes and died instantly, was like a piece of cheese being thrown at the wall. not sure why that did 100% damage but I'm not complaining.
phase two of the clayface fight and phil immediately starts shooting his guns off screens, in an attempt to I can only assume, kill me.
he keeps shooting off screen instead of aiming at clayface, all you have to do is push the analog stick, not sure why he's too fat to do this.
isn't a huge amount to comment on, since clayface just a bullet sponge and phil is fat.
he's just spamming gun instead of running in and beating ass, which contributes to how fucking slow this is. don't know why the man thinks this is a ranged only fight, but dear god.
phil yelling at his audience for trying to talk to him while doing a boss fight. despite this boss being the slowest shit I've ever seen in my LIFE phil says it's taking too much effort and concentration. despite this heavy concentration from phil he just ate 8 attacks in a fucking ROW and died.
"of course it'd be great if red hood used anything but his guns to fight this guy"
nigga you're the one deciding to do a guns only run on this fight?
phil has begun using melee attacks and is doing 200 damage, up from the 20 damage from his gunshots. he is still eating hits like it's a cooking with the king though.
he's dead again. that's like 5 deaths, I wasn't counting.
phil finally beat the boss. it was not very exciting or interesting.
phil thinks batgirl flies faster than Batman in Arkham Knight, which is hilarious, hearing him say this as batgirl glides over the city at a cool 3mph.
phil doesn't recognize the chemical Dionesium, which is known for Joker having used it to gain a form of near immortality in the comics.
phil doesn't know what the League of Shadows is trying to do, despite the fact the game sets it out clearly and anyone with comic knowledge would use. Gee, I wonder what experiments Talia is doing that results in heightened strength and durability, could it possibly be the fucking Man-bat serum that the League used in the comics for the past 20 years?
phil doesn't know who Professor Pyg is and claims he's never heard of that character before, ignoring the fact Pyg first appeared in the pretty good Grant Morrison Batman and Robin run, he was also a sidequest in fucking Arkham Knight, which phil did.
phil is making ice jokes based on the joe shmuacher movie, he again demonstrates he doesn't know what a pun is. "what killed the dinosaurs, the ice age." isn't a pun.
does not react to the name Selina Kyle, I am going to assume this is because he doesn't know who that is.
doesn't react to hugo strange either, again if he doesn't give an actual "I know who that is" or respond to it in some way I am going to assume he doesn't know who it is.
"I don't understand what's going on, the puzzles not really a puzzle, it's just fucked up."
amuses me seeing phil have to lean off fucking camera to see his screen because he's so fucking blind
phil thinks sees a man-bat and goes on "wow interesting, I didn't know man-bat was in this game" the game opens with Kirk Langstrom dying, which should beg the question, if Kirk is dead, who is this? But phil is too stupid to connect those dots. he also clearly forgot the start of the game, since, moron.
"see what I mean? this is good writing, this has good writing"
all the characters are teenage mutant ninja turtlized, Tim is turned into an infant, Dick is cardboard, Babs is nothing but inspirational speeches and Jason barely has anything to him either. These are characters who have existed for over 50 years, and their characterization here is surface-level at best.
phil makes jokes about babs having to go on a payment plan, life truly does imitate art, don't it?
phil is again saying the game is worth buying if you're a fan of batman, which amuses me endlessly because it's so clear that he's not a fan of batman. I don't mean to gatekeep, but not sure how you can be a fan of something you clearly know nothing about.
he went to fight man-bat, beat the bat, league show up to help and phil runs away, laughing the whole time. then gets mad the game didn't count it as a victory because he didn't clear the combat encounter. game respawned the man-bat too, who promptly one shot phil. honestly love when phil tries to be a nigger and the game punishes him.
he's whining that the game "glitched" by respawning the man-bat and not the fact phil just didn't do the fucking encounter correctly.
man hasn't been upgrading his gear, so he's getting kinda destroyed. just got straight one shot and had to use the self revive ability.
god damn, got one shot AGAIN while I was typing that sentence, that's two revives now, next one shot is game ogre for our resident fat boy.
since phil has apparently been skipping side content I just noticed he's missing 3 fucking momentum abilities, by this point he should have all abilities unlocked
man is getting slapped the fuck up, man-bat two shots him, he revives, and gets two shot again immediately. god damn, he doesn't upgrade his gear, has been skipping side content so he is missing 3 abilities he should have, and he's playing what is honestly a co-op game in single player. no wonder he's getting his ass ate out.
"yo this is impossible, I can't even do this, I can't, this is fucking impossible"
man just exited out the entire game to try and reload.
phil has noticed the enemy is level 28 and questions why he's fighting them if he's level 25. I'm behind him in the story, by 1 mission and I'm level 30, I also have all my abilities unlocked since I'm not a pussy.
phil mad over the level 28 enemy and the solution of simply, him becoming level 28, does not occur to him.
phil is arguing that the game does not have a required grind and reviewers are stupid for rushing through and did everything at once and blah blah blah. i just wanted to point out that phil is arguing the game doesn't require any grind, while also complaining enemies are too high level for him.
"I'm fucking him up" phil exclaims, before taking a dive bomb attack for 50% of his HP directly to his chest.
phil was asked about cashapp and explained, numerous times, in great detail, that he doesn't know what cashapp is and he doesn't use it. so odds are he uses it for something daily.
he's just heavy attacking man bat in a corner over and over. it's riveting gameplay.
"look at this bullshit, look at this complete fucking nonsense"
man is down to 0 heals and has 1 more revive, then it's game ogre and he starts over.
and the fat boy is dead, he has to redo the encounter, he has exited out of the game again to prevent resource death on loss.
"man-bat is only two levels above me, only two, and yet the game acts like it's ten or twelve"
if it's only 2 levels why don't ya just do some crimes and level up, since you're undergeared and are missing three momentum abilities.
phil was praising the game's writing earlier, saying "wow the game really is well written", then after a scene with babs he mockingly golfclaps for what feels like 30 seconds to show his disapproval.
phil went and tried to level up, he now feels confident to come back and face man-bat, only for man-bat to have apparently also gained a level. phil never saw it coming.
despite phil being very confidant that he could win, he is down to 0 healing items and already screaming it's impossible.
"this is impossible, this is the end of the game for me, this is literally the end of the game. I'm not even getting hit anymore, there are things off screen hitting me, what the fuck. this really sucks because this is the end of the game and it's terrible, there is no reason to fight three of them and one of them is always 2 levels above you"
man went in confident, literally said "I can win this now" and man-bat slapped the taste of burger king clear out his fucking mouth, god damn.
phil is now begging his audience to tell him how to win, to comment on his videos and just tell him how to win. mans victim complex is so powerful "it sucks that they're doing this to me. there are other games I want to ply and I can't beat this"
man is acting like the Gotham Knight devs are holding phil fucking hostage.
"If I try it one more time and I'm having trouble then I'm just not going to care"
aight, that's te end of it. I will definitely be trying to catch his next stream to see if there's a fat rq in our future.
phil doin' the clayface bossfight, which I found to be unbelievably boring. love me a giant bullet sponge, god damn.
like this is the problem sometimes, phil is already boring as fuck usually, but when the boss is ALSO boring? god damn, knock my ass out.
phils gear must be absolute dogshit, dude is shooting for like 20 damage and he has eaten almost every single hit the boss has put out.
Phil is having to escape clayface in the sewers, like he's trying to escape the debts of his past, he has died twice so far because he doesn't know how to drive.
phil just got fucking oneshot, man crashed into some clay spikes and died instantly, was like a piece of cheese being thrown at the wall. not sure why that did 100% damage but I'm not complaining.
phase two of the clayface fight and phil immediately starts shooting his guns off screens, in an attempt to I can only assume, kill me.
he keeps shooting off screen instead of aiming at clayface, all you have to do is push the analog stick, not sure why he's too fat to do this.
isn't a huge amount to comment on, since clayface just a bullet sponge and phil is fat.
he's just spamming gun instead of running in and beating ass, which contributes to how fucking slow this is. don't know why the man thinks this is a ranged only fight, but dear god.
phil yelling at his audience for trying to talk to him while doing a boss fight. despite this boss being the slowest shit I've ever seen in my LIFE phil says it's taking too much effort and concentration. despite this heavy concentration from phil he just ate 8 attacks in a fucking ROW and died.
"of course it'd be great if red hood used anything but his guns to fight this guy"
nigga you're the one deciding to do a guns only run on this fight?
phil has begun using melee attacks and is doing 200 damage, up from the 20 damage from his gunshots. he is still eating hits like it's a cooking with the king though.
he's dead again. that's like 5 deaths, I wasn't counting.
phil finally beat the boss. it was not very exciting or interesting.
phil thinks batgirl flies faster than Batman in Arkham Knight, which is hilarious, hearing him say this as batgirl glides over the city at a cool 3mph.
phil doesn't recognize the chemical Dionesium, which is known for Joker having used it to gain a form of near immortality in the comics.
phil doesn't know what the League of Shadows is trying to do, despite the fact the game sets it out clearly and anyone with comic knowledge would use. Gee, I wonder what experiments Talia is doing that results in heightened strength and durability, could it possibly be the fucking Man-bat serum that the League used in the comics for the past 20 years?
phil doesn't know who Professor Pyg is and claims he's never heard of that character before, ignoring the fact Pyg first appeared in the pretty good Grant Morrison Batman and Robin run, he was also a sidequest in fucking Arkham Knight, which phil did.
phil is making ice jokes based on the joe shmuacher movie, he again demonstrates he doesn't know what a pun is. "what killed the dinosaurs, the ice age." isn't a pun.
does not react to the name Selina Kyle, I am going to assume this is because he doesn't know who that is.
doesn't react to hugo strange either, again if he doesn't give an actual "I know who that is" or respond to it in some way I am going to assume he doesn't know who it is.
"I don't understand what's going on, the puzzles not really a puzzle, it's just fucked up."
amuses me seeing phil have to lean off fucking camera to see his screen because he's so fucking blind
phil thinks sees a man-bat and goes on "wow interesting, I didn't know man-bat was in this game" the game opens with Kirk Langstrom dying, which should beg the question, if Kirk is dead, who is this? But phil is too stupid to connect those dots. he also clearly forgot the start of the game, since, moron.
"see what I mean? this is good writing, this has good writing"
all the characters are teenage mutant ninja turtlized, Tim is turned into an infant, Dick is cardboard, Babs is nothing but inspirational speeches and Jason barely has anything to him either. These are characters who have existed for over 50 years, and their characterization here is surface-level at best.
phil makes jokes about babs having to go on a payment plan, life truly does imitate art, don't it?
phil is again saying the game is worth buying if you're a fan of batman, which amuses me endlessly because it's so clear that he's not a fan of batman. I don't mean to gatekeep, but not sure how you can be a fan of something you clearly know nothing about.
he went to fight man-bat, beat the bat, league show up to help and phil runs away, laughing the whole time. then gets mad the game didn't count it as a victory because he didn't clear the combat encounter. game respawned the man-bat too, who promptly one shot phil. honestly love when phil tries to be a nigger and the game punishes him.
he's whining that the game "glitched" by respawning the man-bat and not the fact phil just didn't do the fucking encounter correctly.
man hasn't been upgrading his gear, so he's getting kinda destroyed. just got straight one shot and had to use the self revive ability.
god damn, got one shot AGAIN while I was typing that sentence, that's two revives now, next one shot is game ogre for our resident fat boy.
since phil has apparently been skipping side content I just noticed he's missing 3 fucking momentum abilities, by this point he should have all abilities unlocked
man is getting slapped the fuck up, man-bat two shots him, he revives, and gets two shot again immediately. god damn, he doesn't upgrade his gear, has been skipping side content so he is missing 3 abilities he should have, and he's playing what is honestly a co-op game in single player. no wonder he's getting his ass ate out.
"yo this is impossible, I can't even do this, I can't, this is fucking impossible"
man just exited out the entire game to try and reload.
phil has noticed the enemy is level 28 and questions why he's fighting them if he's level 25. I'm behind him in the story, by 1 mission and I'm level 30, I also have all my abilities unlocked since I'm not a pussy.
phil mad over the level 28 enemy and the solution of simply, him becoming level 28, does not occur to him.
phil is arguing that the game does not have a required grind and reviewers are stupid for rushing through and did everything at once and blah blah blah. i just wanted to point out that phil is arguing the game doesn't require any grind, while also complaining enemies are too high level for him.
"I'm fucking him up" phil exclaims, before taking a dive bomb attack for 50% of his HP directly to his chest.
phil was asked about cashapp and explained, numerous times, in great detail, that he doesn't know what cashapp is and he doesn't use it. so odds are he uses it for something daily.
he's just heavy attacking man bat in a corner over and over. it's riveting gameplay.
"look at this bullshit, look at this complete fucking nonsense"
man is down to 0 heals and has 1 more revive, then it's game ogre and he starts over.
and the fat boy is dead, he has to redo the encounter, he has exited out of the game again to prevent resource death on loss.
"man-bat is only two levels above me, only two, and yet the game acts like it's ten or twelve"
if it's only 2 levels why don't ya just do some crimes and level up, since you're undergeared and are missing three momentum abilities.
phil was praising the game's writing earlier, saying "wow the game really is well written", then after a scene with babs he mockingly golfclaps for what feels like 30 seconds to show his disapproval.
phil went and tried to level up, he now feels confident to come back and face man-bat, only for man-bat to have apparently also gained a level. phil never saw it coming.
despite phil being very confidant that he could win, he is down to 0 healing items and already screaming it's impossible.
"this is impossible, this is the end of the game for me, this is literally the end of the game. I'm not even getting hit anymore, there are things off screen hitting me, what the fuck. this really sucks because this is the end of the game and it's terrible, there is no reason to fight three of them and one of them is always 2 levels above you"
man went in confident, literally said "I can win this now" and man-bat slapped the taste of burger king clear out his fucking mouth, god damn.
phil is now begging his audience to tell him how to win, to comment on his videos and just tell him how to win. mans victim complex is so powerful "it sucks that they're doing this to me. there are other games I want to ply and I can't beat this"
man is acting like the Gotham Knight devs are holding phil fucking hostage.
"If I try it one more time and I'm having trouble then I'm just not going to care"
aight, that's te end of it. I will definitely be trying to catch his next stream to see if there's a fat rq in our future.
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im eating the messiest burger of my life and watching a bad horror movie with some friends, so I'll get to his stream tomorrow or somethin.
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phil notices the Black Canary poster and takes time to point out who Black Canary is, this furthers my point that if he sees a name and doesn't react to it, then he doesn't know who it is, such as with hugo strange.
phil has realized he was grossly undergeared because he's a stupid bitch.
phil forgot how to use Robin's teleport, he says it's because he's never done it, despite the fact all traversal abilities use the same button.
phil accidentally teleported himself straight off a cliff, made me laugh.
man-bat is stuck in a perpetual 9/11.
phil is evidently willing to stand here and hit the bugged man-bat for what would literally take at least 8 minutes to kill at this rate. he'd rather do this instead of just playing the fucking game.
so after six minutes of him standing there and using ranged attack spam on a bugged enemy that can't fight back, he realizes he can't actually kill it and ends the night to redo the fight. so that was six minutes well spent, great content creator.
"the game is really pissing me off because it's not letting me fucking play"
you didn't have this complaint when it come to avoiding fighting man-bat for six whole fucking minutes.
phil is just spamming heavy attack over and over and over.
phil has fallen off this GIANT building, I'm not joking, like 8 times. i don't know what the fuck is wrong with him.
"what great gameplay mechanics"
yeh, the worst mechanic in gaming, gravity.
these ninjas are beating the absolute fuck out of phil, he's just mashing heavy attack and spamming heals through all of it.
phil is making fun of Alfred for pronouncing "cemetery" as "symmetry" as we all know phil has NEVER pronounced a word incorrectly in his LIFE.
phil talking about the Gotham TV show and how he doesn't like it because since it's technically a "prequel" it limits what you can do with the characters.
i bring this up because Gotham wasn't a good show but it did some WILD shit, like Penguin having gay feelings for Riddler that Riddler is grossed out by and for some reason having 2 separate people become Joker.
was one character in Gotham, started out as a mobster, gets brainwashed, gets unbrainwashed, gets turned into a zombie, gets cured of being a zombie, then gets killed off.
gotham was a shitty show but saying they were limited in the stupid shit they did was not the case.
i just noticed phil is missing FOUR entire abilities as Robin, one of which is straight-up invisibility.
phil has run into every single hole in this cave. every single one.
"kind of a crazy grind, I'm not gonna lie"
weird, thought you said earlier this game had no grind and reviewers were morons for saying differently?
"it was a bait and switch, he never died"
phil is retarded. for being a "huge batman fan" he sure as fuck doesn't know what lazarus pits do. Bruce Wayne died. Talia put him in a pit and revived him, Phil apparently thinks this means Bruce never died at all.
phil has died to talia, he's mad the game didn't give him full health restocks before every phase.
phil has died again against talia. getting his ass absolutely blown out.
"how am I supposed to beat her, seriously. how am I supposed to fucking beat her?"
man is being straight shown the power of Allah right now. getting obliterated by this four pattern boss.
"she has nearly endless attacks"
phil has gone through the last 6 combat encounters spamming healing and heavy attack to carry him through, now he's at a boss he can't do that on and it's all falling apart. now the game is stupid and it's an awful boss fight.
"ALL I CAN DO IS MASH DODGE"
there's a perfect dodge.
"the game is assuming this is like Dark Souls or Devil May Cry where you have all these options, but you have none"
you are playing with literally 50% of your toolkit, you decided not to unlock the other 50% of Robin's abilities.
he is also, mashing dodge as I said, if he got perfect dodges there'd be way more openings for him.
the second phil manages to stun the boss it's just flat out heavy attack spam, which shows phil doesn't want to actually play, he wants to mash buttons until a giant "YOU WIN" screen pops up.
alright, that's it for now. there's still like, 30 minutes of cutscenes left but I'll save that for myself.
rip gotham knights
phil has realized he was grossly undergeared because he's a stupid bitch.
phil forgot how to use Robin's teleport, he says it's because he's never done it, despite the fact all traversal abilities use the same button.
phil accidentally teleported himself straight off a cliff, made me laugh.
man-bat is stuck in a perpetual 9/11.
phil is evidently willing to stand here and hit the bugged man-bat for what would literally take at least 8 minutes to kill at this rate. he'd rather do this instead of just playing the fucking game.
so after six minutes of him standing there and using ranged attack spam on a bugged enemy that can't fight back, he realizes he can't actually kill it and ends the night to redo the fight. so that was six minutes well spent, great content creator.
"the game is really pissing me off because it's not letting me fucking play"
you didn't have this complaint when it come to avoiding fighting man-bat for six whole fucking minutes.
phil is just spamming heavy attack over and over and over.
phil has fallen off this GIANT building, I'm not joking, like 8 times. i don't know what the fuck is wrong with him.
"what great gameplay mechanics"
yeh, the worst mechanic in gaming, gravity.
these ninjas are beating the absolute fuck out of phil, he's just mashing heavy attack and spamming heals through all of it.
phil is making fun of Alfred for pronouncing "cemetery" as "symmetry" as we all know phil has NEVER pronounced a word incorrectly in his LIFE.
phil talking about the Gotham TV show and how he doesn't like it because since it's technically a "prequel" it limits what you can do with the characters.
i bring this up because Gotham wasn't a good show but it did some WILD shit, like Penguin having gay feelings for Riddler that Riddler is grossed out by and for some reason having 2 separate people become Joker.
was one character in Gotham, started out as a mobster, gets brainwashed, gets unbrainwashed, gets turned into a zombie, gets cured of being a zombie, then gets killed off.
gotham was a shitty show but saying they were limited in the stupid shit they did was not the case.
i just noticed phil is missing FOUR entire abilities as Robin, one of which is straight-up invisibility.
phil has run into every single hole in this cave. every single one.
"kind of a crazy grind, I'm not gonna lie"
weird, thought you said earlier this game had no grind and reviewers were morons for saying differently?
"it was a bait and switch, he never died"
phil is retarded. for being a "huge batman fan" he sure as fuck doesn't know what lazarus pits do. Bruce Wayne died. Talia put him in a pit and revived him, Phil apparently thinks this means Bruce never died at all.
phil has died to talia, he's mad the game didn't give him full health restocks before every phase.
phil has died again against talia. getting his ass absolutely blown out.
"how am I supposed to beat her, seriously. how am I supposed to fucking beat her?"
man is being straight shown the power of Allah right now. getting obliterated by this four pattern boss.
"she has nearly endless attacks"
phil has gone through the last 6 combat encounters spamming healing and heavy attack to carry him through, now he's at a boss he can't do that on and it's all falling apart. now the game is stupid and it's an awful boss fight.
"ALL I CAN DO IS MASH DODGE"
there's a perfect dodge.
"the game is assuming this is like Dark Souls or Devil May Cry where you have all these options, but you have none"
you are playing with literally 50% of your toolkit, you decided not to unlock the other 50% of Robin's abilities.
he is also, mashing dodge as I said, if he got perfect dodges there'd be way more openings for him.
the second phil manages to stun the boss it's just flat out heavy attack spam, which shows phil doesn't want to actually play, he wants to mash buttons until a giant "YOU WIN" screen pops up.
alright, that's it for now. there's still like, 30 minutes of cutscenes left but I'll save that for myself.
rip gotham knights
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I like the tiny Gotham TV series tangent, it was better than watching Phil play Gotham Knights.
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this was my favorite part of gotham
made me laugh so fucking hard when I saw this.