Ode to Tuscangarder.

[Doctor Placebo]

Why do people think I died?

There it is again. Haunting. I think I'd better lie down.

 

[tuscangarder]

Famines are a not uncommon occurrence in Communist states.

Have you heard of the Irish Potato Famine?

It was created by capitalists.

 

[Citation Checking Project]

unironically you should **move away from the mic to breathe in. I guess that's the low-effort part.

 

[Dyn]

I understand this entire thread is a bait for these same spergs who don't like tuscan but it seems a bit to obvious there.

If you don't leave them any room to embarrass themselves worse than you just embarrassed yourself, it's not really bait.

 

[Revo]

@Icasaracht ,you should sing this ode instead of this one in OP to @tuscangarder .

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

To give a bit of criticism, I think the intention of the song was great but the lyrics contain too much feminine dick-sucking. "She ruled the Kiwi land"? Because she baits spergs in A/H? Hardly qualified for the position I'd say. I understand this entire thread is a bait for these same spergs who don't like tuscan but it seems a bit to obvious there.

Tuscan probably won't fuck you either.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Tuscan have big booby for resting head.

The general consensus is they're probably a troon.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

To give a bit of criticism, I think the intention of the song was great but the lyrics contain too much feminine dick-sucking. "She ruled the Kiwi land"? Because she baits spergs in A/H? Hardly qualified for the position I'd say. I understand this entire thread is a bait for these same spergs who don't like tuscan but it seems a bit to obvious there.

@tuscangarder doesn't even rule her own pubic hair.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks. I caught autism from this thread.

 

[tuscangarder]

The general consensus is they're probably a troon.

This isn't the general consensus. It's a consensus you've made up in your head.

 

[FunPosting101]

I might like this if you could actually sing worth half a damn. Sadly, you suck more then just titantic quantities of cock, I'm afraid.

 

[tuscangarder]

Famines are a not uncommon occurrence in Communist states.

 

[Shield Breaker]

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I like this one better.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Here’s my song for tusc

 

[tuscangarder]

I like this one better.

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Oh damn, I guess I lose all my big juicy titties when I become supreme leader of the USSA.

 

[GHTD]

Tuscangarder is gay and so is the song, and this thread.

 

[that jerk over there]

Welp, I endured it for 20 seconds and now I have ear AIDS.
Post your best marks and maladies.

 

[Maratus volans]

Oh damn, I guess I lose all my big juicy titties when I become supreme leader of the USSA.

You mean our titties, right comrade? Marx said that women should be held in common, after all.

 

[Leaf-eon]

So whats deal with Tusangarder? Are they a troll or just a dumb tankie?

 

[UnKillFill]

I saw this thread the other day, and was somehow smart enough to avoid it entirely...
Unfortunately for me, I'm drunk enough tonight that I decided to listen to your song... And, you just changed the words of:

I'm laughing, because I can even see the thought process behind that... But Rasputin wasn't a Commie. He died before Marxism really took off in Russia, and he was actually a close friend of the Russian royal family (i.e. kind of the opposite of Communism, despite what a certain Don Bluth movie might have you believe.)

Also, @tuscangarder is a woman... why is the first line of your song is "there lived a certain man."?
Are you you trying to imply something else?

Commie or not, I actually consider @tuscangarder to be a friend on here >_< If you've just been trolled by her, you're missing out. She's good people.