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[Frozen Fishsticks]

Her name is really Gally by the way.

 

[Troonos]

Humanoid robots are all crap. Especially Sophia. People who are impressed by them are retarded.

Call me when we have one that can bust through the wall of an Antifa meeting and pump hot lead into their brains with perfect accuracy.

 

[MrTroll]

What's the point of buying an expensive humanoid robot when you can just buy a real human in a third-world country for much cheaper?

 

[NerdShamer]

What's the point of buying an expensive humanoid robot when you can just buy a real human in a third-world country for much cheaper?

She won't bitch at you over stupid shit and leave you with just the kid.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Can I program her to shriek in terror while I chase her with a hatchet? If not; not interested.

 

[Pixy]

I thought this was going to be about Alita Battle Angle.

 

[Distant Stare]

 

[Curt Sibling]

I'll have a stack of dumb stickers at the ready.

 

[Haramburger]

I haven't followed Last Order in awhile. ZOTT lost the plot with two books worth of vampire backstory, and even when it came back to an unsatisfying kill on Mbadi, it veered off again to Ido's nurse or helper back on Earth and just what the fuck. It started out so good, and the space karate guys were pretty good.

 

[byuu]

She won't bitch at you over stupid shit and leave you with just the kid.

If robot waifus ever become a reality then they'll incessantly bitch about you not registering a Robot Waifu Live account.

 

[Haramburger]

If robot waifus ever become a reality then they'll incessantly bitch about you not registering a Robot Waifu Live account.

Then even if you pay the toll, she'll be begging you for updates every week. "Would you like to hear the patch notes, honey?" No, just let me know if there's balance changes to your tits or crevices. Also known bugs and do not opt into beta testing.

 

[byuu]

Then even if you pay the toll, she'll be begging you for updates every week. "Would you like to hear the patch notes, honey?"

And before you can cum into her you have to accept their new data policy that allows them to send your genetic data back home for "diagnostic purposes".

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

does this count?

 

[BOONES]

What's the point of buying an expensive humanoid robot when you can just buy a real human in a third-world country for much cheaper?

1. No stds
2. No worries about personality or intelligence
3. No mother or father in law
4. Artificial womb, can be turned on and off.
5. Bitch probably has the world's tightest snatch with atleast 40 different textures and 10 different speeds.
6. Won't cheat.
7. Customize them to fit your taste.
8. A bionic bitch can actually fight and tear apart attackers with her bionic biceps
9. Literally could tell you anything you needed to know from her library of info.
10. Knowing the tinfoils theyll make software for them to not take influence from the Hebrew wrongthink network.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

does this count?
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Stop, I can only get so erect.

 

[millais]

@tripmix

 

[Ciscoipphone]

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I fucking hate that movie and those 3D CGI big eyes scares me like my inner demons.
Uncanny Valley triggers me near every time, and i can't stand a chance against that.
I prefer a Tomboy rather than a battle cyborg (even i like Assaultrons with that sexy voice from Fallout 4) if you ask me.

 

[gh0stzero]

I fucking hate that movie and those 3D CGI big eyes scares me like my inner demons.
Uncanny Valley triggers me near every time, and i can't stand a chance against that.
I prefer a Tomboy rather than a battle cyborg (even i like Assaultrons with that sexy voice from Fallout 4) if you ask me.

@tripmix

Thanks for the ping

 

[gh0stzero]

@Distant Stare Now we have 2 alita threads