Money OFFICIAL Chris Speculation Thread - PS4 Edition

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It would suck if Chris got too lazy to stream anything, it's the only thing we possibly get out of this.
 
The thank you portion of the video seems like acting to me, "that was veery generous of you.." and so on. As it's been stated he caught a bit of static over his absurd request and this is his little fuck you to Kim and the kiwis. My only variable to the contrary is the blue controller. Is that an add on? Is this unit maybe a re-sale? I could see him dropping $300 on a refurbished unit, but you tend to only see those in GameStop, right? I'm old and don't know da vidya like you kids..
 
Mason Verger said:
The thank you portion of the video seems like acting to me, "that was veery generous of you.." and so on.
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Not to push one way or another on the issue, because lol idk, but: Chris has always sucked at expressing gratitude, real or fake. He just tries to perform what he's seen on TV because he doesn't get it.
 
People, people, this forum has lost its way.

We aren't here to laugh at a fat idiot doing ridiculous things.

We're here to provide him with stern moral instruction so that he develops a realistic, nuanced understanding of how the world works.

Chris will never earn his Good Citizenship merit badge at this rate.
 
Chris getting the PS4 is a good thing for us. Let me explain.
  • We spent no money on it, and we can laugh at the idiot who did
  • Chris's entitlement has received a boost, which may lead to more lulz down the line
  • Chris has a new toy that actively allows him to upload MOAR content
  • We get to laugh at our more autistic users rage impotently about a fat autist getting a free PS4, even though it doesn't affect them in any way
By any objective measure, Chris getting a PS4 is a good thing for the Farms. We lose nothing, gain some immediate laughs, and likely gain more content down the line.
 
In another of the threads folks have pulled up some pretty convincing evidence pieces to the fact that 'Miss Kagney Lynn Moore' is as fictional as Chloe and that Chris bought the PS4 for himself. In this particular situation I'm inclined to believe this was all Chris, that he felt compelled to invent a 'generous fan' as fuck you to those of us that criticized him (to me "Kagney Lynn Moore" sounds 100% like a character in Sonichu). That said, assuming that a real person did buy him the thing, I can understand where the frustration comes from, of course. Still, I think you'll end up doing one of these (:_( if you let every little thing like this get under your skin, especially when following the antics of an absolute trainwreck like Chris. We've already gotten several hilarious videos from his procuring of a PS4 so I say just pull up a chair and enjoy the show for what it is.
 
Ooh, let's all join OP in his righteous hunt to dox whoever sent Chris money. Curse null and the admins for not putting user private info out for every internet detective to pour over.

Chris bought the console himself and pretended a porn star sent it to him. that's it.
 
The Giver said:
Chris getting the PS4 is a good thing for us. Let me explain.
  • We spent no money on it, and we can laugh at the idiot who did
  • Chris's entitlement has received a boost, which may lead to more lulz down the line
  • Chris has a new toy that actively allows him to upload MOAR content
  • We get to laugh at our more autistic users rage impotently about a fat autist getting a free PS4, even though it doesn't affect them in any way
By any objective measure, Chris getting a PS4 is a good thing for the Farms. We lose nothing, gain some immediate laughs, and likely gain more content down the line.
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I agree

if someone did get this for him it will boost his unfounded sense of entitlement which will lead to more fun later when he asks for more and more leading to him falling flat on his fat stupid brent spiner looking face then we all can sit around pointing and laughing at the fool whining like a scene out of a grade school playground

(but i fully believe he got the device himself)

and of course the new videos of the freakshow
 
gophergoober said:
the only thing that comes up on google when searching the name is Kiwifarms and a porn star.
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He said in the video that he already bought himself the camera. Which is kinda a strange move if he was ebegging for it before.

One thing I am questioning is the blue controller. Can you get consoles bundled with coloured controllers? Did someone buy him a PS4 and then swap-out the standard black controller for a blue one? Does Chris have both the standard black controller and an extra blue controller for all the co-op games he plans to play?

Did he get them both second hand from a trade in-store and claim to have been sent it by a porn star? (Yes). Somewhere out there is the standard black controller that PS4 shipped with.
 
I'm so glad everyone ignores the don't get emotionally attached to cows rule at the top. There's a warm and fuzzy feeling I get knowing a board dedicated to laughing at idiots, at least half the users share the same traits.

It really doesn't matter how he got the PS4, his mind doesn't work like normal people's that being said, if someone got it, he's gonna pretend to be thankful and still deep down mad it wasn't done sooner or the white one like he told us (for shame we didn't listen) if he got it himself he's gonna be sad no one cares about him enough to do so. Now if it's true he's grasping he's cause for 95% of his faults that's gonna hit hard. I don't think it's power leveling to say many users in 30s have 400 disposable dollars, some feel it a fair amount for a gift for a family member loved one etc. Chris doesn't have someone in that spot in his life, he's also got really no one in his life. Then again him reflecting this deep is only a possiblity not a sure at all.

Chris has his ps4, nothing's gonna change because of it he didn't do anything aside sit around and play games before and he's going to do so on a new toy so what? I do think the butt mad of this all is kind of great, Chris manged to make content in a round about way.
 
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