Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[TherapyMan]

If someone could compile all the theories for "Here's How Trump Could Still Win the Election" into a single post so that we can run a poll, that would be super cool, and I'd give you a nice sticker for it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Some of these random twitter accounts there buddy belong to people like county officials which are way more reputable at least for whats going there atm than your disinfo networks, and for the rest they are still more reputable and i would still trust em 100 times over the worms at CNN MSNBC and Fox. Which gives the case merit. Deal with it, you are not out of the woods yet, this is the Denial phase, soon you will be in the Anger phase.

Some Twitter accounts do indeed belong to county officials, but none of the ones that you tards are linking to are indeed county officials. You guys are using QAnon-level conspiracy retardedness

MSM has been Fake News long before Trump came along, Mr. HuffPo.
(he reads the Huffington Post, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and he thinks it's NEWS! AHH-HAHAHAHAHA!)

I don't read Huffington Post. Who ever said I read Huffington Post? Although someone who uses random right-wing conspiracy blogs as a "news source" is not someone who should be calling out someone on using news sources. So, why did so many of you Trump SIMPs signing up here in the past year?

 

[GameDevAnon]

Hopefully those 132k ballots arnt split ticket ones.
Would really suck if the retard president ends up handing away the Senate majority.

Most of the fake ballots only had Biden filled out and the down ticket was blank.

 

[Maradontia]

LOL you picked the Bundy Ranch thing?
Did you read the part where ALL CHARGES WERE DROPPED yet? LMFAO.

I read the part where LaVoy Finnicum was turned into a pincushion by the FBI and they got away with it because he was acting like a complete retard.

 

[Invoke-Mimikatz]

Most of the fake ballots only had Biden filled out and the down ticket was blank.

In America is your vote tracked back to the person who made the vote? (BIG CLUE HERE!) . Or are you suggesting these votes haven't been counted yet? Come on I am trying to walk you to the water to think here...

 

[GameDevAnon]

Deal with it, you are not out of the woods yet, this is the Denial phase, soon you will be in the Anger phase.

The anger phase won't do him any good. No matter what happens, the non-left's patience with the left has run out and he's either going to learn to deal with it or have his body physically shattered by angry Texans.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Most of the fake ballots only had Biden filled out and the down ticket was blank.

I'm so interested how randos on a shitposting site have this level of knowledge as to how sealed ballots appeared in such detail

 

[All becomes gunt]

Some Twitter accounts do indeed belong to county officials, but none of the ones that you tards are linking to are indeed county officials. You guys are using QAnon-level conspiracy retardedness


I don't read Huffington Post. Who ever said I read Huffington Post? Although someone who uses random right-wing conspiracy blogs as a "news source" is not someone who should be calling out someone on using news sources. So, why did so many of you Trump SIMPs signing up here in the past year?

For the first part of your post do "we" link or do "we" not, you say "we" did both, make up your mind already. Also who is "we"? I am an individual poster on a siberian woodcarving forum. I think you are confused.
For the second part of your post, you dont read huffington post but you still linked it as a source. So you discredited your own source ? Got it.

 

[GameDevAnon]

How do you remove the vote from someone who voted illegally?

I'm pretty sure they have a method to figure out which ballots are what. If you really believe that secret ballots still exist, you're probably a retard.
Failing that, it's pretty obvious which way the cheating was going. SCOTUS could simply declare that each illegal vote = a Biden vote.

 

[Invoke-Mimikatz]

I'm pretty sure they have a method to figure out which ballots are what. If you really believe that secret ballots still exist, you're probably a retard.
Failing that, it's pretty obvious which way the cheating was going. SCOTUS could simply declare that each illegal vote = a Biden vote.

Ok, thanks. I didn't realize you were this big of an idiot.

 

[TherapyMan]

I'm so interested how randos on a shitposting site have this level of knowledge as to how sealed ballots appeared in such detail

I don't know about the others, but the state of the ballots was revealed unto me by divine providence.

 

[Smarty Pants]

I'm pretty sure they have a method to figure out which ballots are what. If you really believe that secret ballots still exist, you're probably a retard.
Failing that, it's pretty obvious which way the cheating was going. SCOTUS could simply declare that each illegal vote = a Biden vote.

Plot twist: those secret watermarks are actually tracking devices. This is all part of Trump's sting operation.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

For the first part of your post do "we" link or do "we" not, you say "we" did both, make up your mind already. Also who is "we"? I am an individual poster on a siberian woodcarving forum. I think you are confused.
For the second part of your post, you dont read huffington post but you still linked it as a source. So you discredited your own source ? Got it.

Nah, it's pretty obvious you're a Trumper who is coping hard by telling us you totally didn't vote for him despite defending him and his retarded conspiracy theories.

Why did so many of you Trump simps sign up here the past year or so? We already had enough tards on here without you guys coming here

 

[GameDevAnon]

Ok, thanks. I didn't realize you were this big of an idiot.

You're saying that SCOTUS CAN'T do that? They can do whatever they want.
They can literally pick the president and tell the other side to fuck off if they want.
After all the subterfuge the democrats pulled, mixing fake ballots with real ones, SCOTUS might just do exactly that.
"Fuck you. You cheated. You lose. Learn from this."
SCOTUS can literally do that.

In America is your vote tracked back to the person who made the vote? (BIG CLUE HERE!) . Or are you suggesting these votes haven't been counted yet? Come on I am trying to walk you to the water to think here...

I don't know why you keep asking me, since you obviously already know the answer.
They've already segregated ballots in several states in preparation to toss them.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

I don't know about the others, but the state of the ballots was revealed unto me by divine providence.

I just scryed for the answer using my crystal ball, funfact Trump actually has 7 gorillion invalid votes in Texas so Texas is flipping blue confirmed.

 

[Nobunaga]

MSM has been Fake News long before Trump came along, Mr. HuffPo.
(he reads the Huffington Post, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and he thinks it's NEWS! AHH-HAHAHAHAHA!)

Now now, as much as i dont like hulk politically he isnt retarded enough to use HuffPo.
The retarded one is @Maradontia

 

[All becomes gunt]

Nah, it's pretty obvious you're a Trumper who is coping hard by telling us you totally didn't vote for him despite defending him and his retarded conspiracy theories.

Why did so many of you Trump simps sign up here the past year or so? We already had enough tards on here without you guys coming here

I could just for entertainment but i am not gonna put myself in the group you are trying to bunch me up on to make your life any easier. You are the one without an argument here not me, which is why you are just reduced to REEEEE YOU ARE A TRUMP SUPPORTER CONSPIRATARD NOW DRINK THE KOOL AID BIGOT. Sad display but if you want to engage in a flamewar i can do that better than you as well, so keep sperging out for your hair sniffer in chief you soy filled abomination

 

[GameDevAnon]

Plot twist: those secret watermarks are actually tracking devices. This is all part of Trump's sting operation.

Funny you should bring that up. There's a video of a woman messing around with an extra ballot and a video camera, and there DOES appear to be some kind of watermark on it. Might be bullshit. Might not be. We will find out!

 

[Smarty Pants]

Funny you should bring that up. There's a video of a woman messing around with an extra ballot and a video camera, and there DOES appear to be some kind of watermark on it. Might be bullshit. Might not be. We will find out!

You're not helping your side at all.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Nah, it's pretty obvious you're a Trumper who is coping hard by telling us you totally didn't vote for him despite defending him and his retarded conspiracy theories.

He's literally Chaotic Neutral. I was fighting with him earlier, but we have formed a truce because we both realized that we have bigger faggots to fight (namely You).