Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%
  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%
  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%

  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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Okay, so, we've got a hand on a waist, a hand on a shoulder, a hand on an arm and kissing someone on the head. I agree that some of these photos are funny because they appear so awkward, but I have trouble seeing them as proof that Joe Biden is an actual child rapist.
Since when did I say that there was evidence that he had raped a child? You don't have to actually have penetrative sex with a child to be a pedophile, ya know. And even if he isn't a pedophile in the "I want to fuck an underage kid so badly" sense it is stupid that they even try to defend this as just being innocent instead of just agreeing to knock the shit off and apologizing for how it appears. From my perspective, even if every one of these children swore on the Bible in front of a judge and swore that Biden never acted sexual toward them, it is 100% creepy that his hands seem to find their way to children's face and bodies so often.
 
Since when did I say that there was evidence that he had raped a child? You don't have to actually have penetrative sex with a child to be a pedophile, ya know. And even if he isn't a pedophile in the "I want to fuck an underage kid so badly" sense it is stupid that they even try to defend this as just being innocent instead of just agreeing to knock the shit off and apologizing for how it appears. From my perspective, even if every one of these children swore on the Bible in front of a judge and swore that Biden never acted sexual toward them, it is 100% creepy that his hands seem to find their way to children's face and bodies so often.
Up until recently I thought the "Biden is a pedophile" thing was basically a meme; I didn't realize that people were offering those sorts of photos as actual evidence that Biden is a pedophile.
 
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Up until a recently I thought the "Biden is a pedophile" thing was basically a meme; I didn't realize that people were offering those sorts of photos as actual evidence that Biden is a pedophile.
Memes and reality are not as mutually exclusive as you might believe and I still fail to see how you, even refusing to buy into the pedophile speculation, don't find it the least bit creepy (read: creepy, not awkward) that this man's hands seem to love being around kids on a regular basis.

Some of them, yeah it's probably innocent. But even if you were a geriatric from the last world war era, are you telling me you'd manage to confuse a small child's shoulder with her chest, or think that wrapping your hand around the waist of a kid who is obviously weirded out by it is okay? And is that event happening multiple times still just coincidence?

Occam's razor leads me to feel like Biden just likes putting his hands on kids for some reason, unless you have a compelling reasoning other than "he's just old"
 
Memes and reality are not as mutually exclusive as you might believe and I still fail to see how you, even refusing to buy into the pedophile speculation, don't find it the least bit creepy (read: creepy, not awkward) that this man's hands seem to love being around kids on a regular basis.

Some of them, yeah it's probably innocent. But even if you were a geriatric from the last world war era, are you telling me you'd manage to confuse a small child's shoulder with her chest, or think that wrapping your hand around the waist of a kid who is obviously weirded out by it is okay? And is that event happening multiple times still just coincidence?

Occam's razor leads me to feel like Biden just likes putting his hands on kids for some reason, unless you have a compelling reasoning other than "he's just old"
Occam’s razor tells me you need to calm down and take your meds. He isn’t a pedophile. Quit googling pizza places and trying to connect dots that don’t exist.
 
Normally I'd tell you to google it yourself, but I'm always down for a chance to mock Biden and his penchant for child sniffing and rubbing.
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gotta love when even the kid is like "uh excuse me what the fuck?

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yeah that's clearly the face of a kid who wants some fossil standing behind her with his hands on her face while his is buried in her hair

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Another prime example of a kid who just so obviously wants this guy so close to her she can smell his denture glue

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why does Joe confuse "child's shoulder" with "several inches lower on child's chest"?
I mean shit it's not like this was just a fumble while he's leaning down toward her or something, he straight up has his hand cupping her little flat chest instead of just patting her on the shoulder. Even for the early 90s which Im guessing is when this was taken, seems weird.

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I've seen several defenses in this thread of "oh he's just part of that generation" or "he's just from a different time"
Cool so does that mean my great grandpappy can still go out and beat the shit out of a black guy for drinking from the same fountain as a white guy? I mean, hey, he's just part of that generation.
At some point it goes beyond general clumsiness or age and makes you wonder just why Biden seems to think putting his hand on some kids chest or grabbing their face or pressing his face into their hair or grabbing grown women under the boob or kissing his own granddaughter on the lips is in any way normal.
And yet... he's your President. You lose! Good DAY, sir!
 
And yet... he's your President. You lose! Good DAY, sir!
Nah man, don't you remember 2016? All you have to actually do to invalidate an election is tweet #notmypresident and it totally makes everything better.


Wow you said goy and Hebrew, wow so edgy, that sure showed me you’re not a total fucking spaz. Calm down, take your meds.
Damn son, you went from 0 to Sperg in only one post. I hope you have enough xanax to make it through thanksgiving.
 
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@Techpriest @Sithis Just fuck already, stop sperging up the thread
And it's not gonna be over for another couple of weeks yet, calm your respective titties.
Speaking of two weeks and being too lazy to read through the double digit pages of posts in the DT thread, was there anything substantial from the "hearing" today or was it just another "wait another two weeks for bombshells" thing?
 
Okay, so, we've got a hand on a waist, a hand on a shoulder, a hand on an arm and kissing someone on the head. I agree that some of these photos are funny because they appear so awkward, but I have trouble seeing them as proof that Joe Biden is an actual child rapist.
Nobody is saying he is a "child rapist" people say its fucking creepy behavior.
 
Nobody is saying he is a "child rapist" people say its fucking creepy behavior.
@Sithis and most of A&N will vehemently disagree with you on that


Speaking of two weeks and being too lazy to read through the double digit pages of posts in the DT thread, was there anything substantial from the "hearing" today or was it just another "wait another two weeks for bombshells" thing?
It was literally nothing. No oaths. Not done in the PA senate chamber or building. Just a bunch of people claiming they saw voter fraud while the crowd lapped it up. No actual proof provided beyond “LISTEN AND BELIEVE”, and the whole thing is really just meant to try and make Trump and his base feel better.
 
Speaking of two weeks and being too lazy to read through the double digit pages of posts in the DT thread, was there anything substantial from the "hearing" today or was it just another "wait another two weeks for bombshells" thing?
It was as a bizarre mutual masturbation session between a bunch of geriatric republicans, Rudy and Trump on speaker phone.

They actually held a phone up to the microphone so Trump could proclaim Rudy the greatest mayor in history!!! and how this is his greatest and most important job ever.

Then a bunch of attention hungry republicans state politicians took their opportunity to grandstand, polish Trump’s knob and make wild accusations of fraud but offering no proof whatsoever.

At this point unless Rudy returns to Four Season’s Total Landscaping parking lot to reclaim his most glorious moment it’s over. I’m bored with this bad local theater bullshit.
 
It was as a bizarre mutual masturbation session between a bunch of geriatric republicans, Rudy and Trump on speaker phone.

They actually held a phone up to the microphone so Trump could proclaim Rudy the greatest mayor in history!!! and how this is his greatest and most important job ever.

Then a bunch of attention hungry republicans state politicians took their opportunity to grandstand, polish Trump’s knob and make wild accusations of fraud but offering no proof whatsoever.

At this point unless Rudy returns to Four Season’s Total Landscaping parking lot to reclaim his most glorious moment it’s over. I’m bored with this bad local theater bullshit.
Soo just like last weeks press meet?
 
Nobody is saying he is a "child rapist" people say its fucking creepy behavior.
I was responding to someone who alleged that these photos showed that Joe Biden was a pedophile. As I said upthread, I had always assumed that the “Biden=pedophile” thing was kind of a joke.
 
I was responding to someone who alleged that these photos showed that Joe Biden was a pedophile. As I said upthread, I had always assumed that the “Biden=pedophile” thing was kind of a joke.
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Well, you used the term "child rapist" so that's probably where he is coming from.
As I said on the page before, I didn't say he's a child rapist, I compared him to a pedophile and expressed my doubt that multiple instances of an old man needlessly putting his hand on a kid's chest or waist or face can be magically waved away with "it's okay, he's just old". Pedophilia doesn't require physical rape.

I've been around my fair share of older people in my life and have never once seen this kind of shit being "normalized" among them. A pat on the shoulder or back, hug, hell even a kiss on the forehead or cheek sure. But even among the geezers I grew up around, sticking your hand within inches of some preteen girls tit while she obviously doesn't understand why or want it there would be a quick way to get beaten to death with a cane. It's not an age thing, it's not a "he's just from that generation" thing and it's probably not even a local Scranton thing.

Maybe Biden was just raised in a weird family setting where it's perfectly normal for 70 year old men to cup the chest of an 8 year old or grab some girls head to put your face on her hair, but if that's the case I'd still say he needs some help. It's not normal and I don't think it's accidental.

Okay, off topic sperging aside, I kinda figured the hearing today would be snoozefest and stupidity. I'll repeat what I've said multiple times in this thread, Republicans are just boring losers. At least with the left they were out in the streets the night after the election, screeching and freezing their tits off to let the world know how bad orange man is. By comparison a bunch of boomerposts on facebook and bullshit court proceedings is boring as hell.
 
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