Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[EyelessMC]

"Palmist" means palm-reader.

That's so silly I had to see if you were joking. Learned something new today.

 

[teriyakiburns]

The legal profession stresses to the utmost proper spelling and punctuation. Lawyers are hyper autistic about stuff like this. That it happened at all is not a good sign. That the first page includes two different misspellings of the same word, in the first eight words of the lawsuit, is not a good sign. There’s more errors throughout the document.

You don't know many lawyers, do you.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Whether you're pro Biden or Trump, this is a day that we can truly call American.

I am greatly thankful for having a site that brings me much joy in a joyless time.

 

[pwnest injun]

Having votes with no verification of identity is a massive violation of established SC precedent that says all votes must be held to the same standard. All Trump needs to do to win is to force signature verification, which, based on historical data, should eliminate about 30% of all mail in ballots. Delaying the challenge so long means that they have less time to cure the ballots after the court ruling.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Any news about Sidney's kraken?

Not a regular on this thread, but had a question regarding the typos in Sidney Powell's fillings -

Are there only typos on the first few pages of her 104 page document? There aren't any others in the rest of the document? Just the first few pages?

I heard it's full of typos. It's embarrassing.

 

[TheSimpShow]

The legal profession stresses to the utmost proper spelling and punctuation. Lawyers are hyper autistic about stuff like this. That it happened at all is not a good sign. That the first page includes two different misspellings of the same word, in the first eight words of the lawsuit, is not a good sign. There’s more errors throughout the document.

EDIT:
Law is a profession that is hyper autistic about details. If you’re fucking up basic stuff like this, it raises questions about the details of your case and your ability to actually represent it.

Wow spoken like a person who truly knows absolutely fuck all.

They wrote a 100 page filing in a matter of hours, literally no one, not even the defense is going to bother pointing out the spelling errors, and it's there job to figuratively shit on their opponent.

You are so dumb, so unbelievably smooth-brained that even with all of the English language at my disposal there is absolutely no way I can adequately articulate this to you, you lack the cognitive ability to even comprehend it.

Edit: I might be drunk.

 

[GherkinRealness]

I dunno what's more anti-American, Trump's decision to undermine democracy from social embarrassment or the MAGA crowd deeming this behaviour as patriotic.

 

[Taco]

I dunno what's more anti-American, Trump's decision to undermine democracy from social embarrassment or the MAGA crowd deeming this behaviour as patriotic.

The other election thread has gone from "wait until Democrat fraud is exposed in court, DNC on suicide watch" to "there's no way we can prove election fraud in court before the electors meet, Trump needs state legislators or the SC to step in immediately and throw out every mail vote so he wins then we can sort it out later."

 

[Bunny Tracks]

The other election thread has gone from "wait until Democrat fraud is exposed in court, DNC on suicide watch" to "there's no way we can prove election fraud in court before the electors meet, Trump needs state legislators or the SC to step in immediately and throw out every mail vote so he wins then we can sort it out later."

And now they're sperging about how women shouldn't be able to vote because "they're too emotional", and that them voting is how Trump lost.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

And now they're sperging about how women shouldn't be able to vote because "they're too emotional", and that them voting is how Trump lost.

You know, my wife always asks me where we should go for dinner, I suggest something, then she says that doesn’t sound good and has another idea. She could have just not asked... So maybe women shouldn’t vote is an okay take?

 

[Marissa Moira]

I dunno what's more anti-American, Trump's decision to undermine democracy from social embarrassment or the MAGA crowd deeming this behaviour as patriotic.

It's completely American to hate politicians and to show severe distrust towards them and their methods.

 

[TheSimpShow]

I dunno what's more anti-American, Trump's decision to undermine democracy from social embarrassment or the MAGA crowd deeming this behaviour as patriotic.

He says, revealing to the world he isn't even American

 

[Paranoia Machine]

So is nobody else going to point out that the president is having a meltdown on Twitter again, this time over #DiaperDon?
These jokes would be absolutely retarded if they weren't effective in giving the most powerful man in the US a conniption fit.

 

[ddlloo]

So is nobody else going to point out that the president is having a meltdown on Twitter again, this time over #DiaperDon?
These jokes would be absolutely retarded if they weren't effective in giving the most powerful man in the US a conniption fit.
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His response to that type of thing has always been pathetic, but he is specifically not wrong about the 'trending' list being partially curated bullshit.

 

[E. Knee as Weapon - Cont.]

"SURELY this new lawsuit will win it for Trump!"
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Biden's first two years will be stunted by a weakened Dem house and a GOP senate. He'll get blamed for everything and the Dems will lose the house in 2022, at which point he'll be impeached (wrongly or rightfully) for the Hunter Biden shit. All this "copium" shit smacks of "I'm not mad, you're mad!!1"

 

[Maradontia]

Having votes with no verification of identity is a massive violation of established SC precedent that says all votes must be held to the same standard. All Trump needs to do to win is to force signature verification, which, based on historical data, should eliminate about 30% of all mail in ballots. Delaying the challenge so long means that they have less time to cure the ballots after the court ruling.

All Trump has to do to win is build a time machine, turn lead into gold, reverse entropy...

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

So is nobody else going to point out that the president is having a meltdown on Twitter again, this time over #DiaperDon?
These jokes would be absolutely retarded if they weren't effective in giving the most powerful man in the US a conniption fit.
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It looks like he actually wants to amend section 230, not nuke it altogether.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-unveils-proposed-section-230-legislation

Biden's first two years will be stunted by a weakened Dem house and a GOP senate. He'll get blamed for everything and the Dems will lose the house in 2022, at which point he'll be impeached (wrongly or rightfully) for the Hunter Biden shit. All this "copium" shit smacks of "I'm not mad, you're mad!!1"

I bet he'll retire during the first year and let Kamala take over. Apart from that, I agree.

 

[theshep]

So is nobody else going to point out that the president is having a meltdown on Twitter again, this time over #DiaperDon?
These jokes would be absolutely retarded if they weren't effective in giving the most powerful man in the US a conniption fit.
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I mean, let's get real here for a second. He looks absolutely ridiculous sitting at that small desk.

 

[FatNero]

Biden's first two years will be stunted by a weakened Dem house and a GOP senate. He'll get blamed for everything and the Dems will lose the house in 2022, at which point he'll be impeached (wrongly or rightfully) for the Hunter Biden shit. All this "copium" shit smacks of "I'm not mad, you're mad!!1"

I dunno everyone forgets that outside of the straight up crazy that Trump swept in, these guys are DYING to get back to everyone looking the other way at everything everyone does and letting shit simmer down. That's the only way these guys make any money on either side of the aisle. And at the end of the day it is just a job, not some deep religious calling.

They're happy to sling a little shit to keep getting elected but they desperately want money. And more impeachments and freakouts and attention doesn't really let them do that.

 

[Vesperus]

It is amazing how the worlds greatest democracy gets baffled by voting.