Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Robert James]

Call me crazy but if Biden wins there will be no riots. They've already spent the last month preparing people to expect violent right wing riots, suddenly the cops are will be given the right to use live rounds and shamed for not taking care of the now "Right Wing" extremist burning down black owned businesses. They'll get rid of their usefull idiots, put the fear of god into anyone actually thinking of rebelling, and they'll be able to de legitimize any evidence of voter fraud by claiming it was for the greater good.

 

[WolfeTone]

If you don't live in a swing state, your vote effectively doesn't matter.
If you live in Texas, Pennsylvania, Florida, your vote is worth 100x that of a "fly-over" state
So enjoy the blood on your hands, and may God have mercy on us all

 

[CharlesBarkley]

If Biden wins, he will be the first president who had a son that released dick/smoking crack pictures.

If Trump wins, the internet meltdown will be glorious and journalists will sigh in relief and not having to actually work for another four years.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

I know I know. We Pennsylvanians are gay.

'City of Brotherly (homo) love' eh?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Lmao calm down.

But it's happoooning

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jesus Christ.
I called my mom the other day and she said that me and my siblings not voting is indicative of her "failing as a parent", and then she corrected herself and said she meant to say she "failed to show how important the right to vote is to us".

I've seen too many people go crazy from engaging in partisan politics to go down that rabbit hole.

I'd rather people not vote than be uneducated about the candidates and vote.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

I mean fuck the world, I voted third party because I wasnt going to vote but my sister was holding my housing situation over me and her friend called just to remind her to "make sure he votes, we NEED his vote"--so I "threw away" my vote because FUCK both sides. So because they were basically strongarming me, I expect a slight dem lead, if those are the tactics theyre using (which I believe is not historically inaccurate for dems--"It would be a SHAME if ____ didnt win the election and your little union crumbled" type of shit). Even though I voted third party Im gonna go and see what shit people get up to no matter who wins.

isnt this like, HIGHLY FUCKING ILLEGAL?

Actually, yes.

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[crocodilian]

He's not though?

Sure. Here, let's reverse roles for a moment: what do you think of Joe Biden's policy on the Second Amendment? How do you feel this will benefit the country?

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

I dunno why everyone's unsure of who's gonna win. It's obvious Trump is gonna steamroll Biden and get a second term. I was certain of it in 2016, certain of it now. While the internet has become far more left wing as of late, Trump's cult of personality will push him through no matter what. Team TES is worrying about nothing, and team TDS are in serious denial. I know this, and I don't like Trump.

 

[TheClappening]

Oh. Thanks for reminding me that we have to board up the shop windows before Tuesday.

 

[The Grimace]

Call me crazy but if Biden wins there will be no riots. They've already spent the last month preparing people to expect violent right wing riots, suddenly the cops are will be given the right to use live rounds and shamed for not taking care of the now "Right Wing" extremist burning down black owned businesses. They'll get rid of their usefull idiots, put the fear of god into anyone actually thinking of rebelling, and they'll be able to de legitimize any evidence of voter fraud by claiming it was for the greater good.

Antifags and joggers will probably riot either way, either out of autistic rage or like after a sports victory

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Jesus Christ.
I called my mom the other day and she said that me and my siblings not voting is indicative of her "failing as a parent", and then she corrected herself and said she meant to say she "failed to show how important the right to vote is to us".

I've seen too many people go crazy from engaging in partisan politics to go down that rabbit hole.

How horrible, you not voting isn't indicative of your mother failing to raise you right. Going to Kiwifarms is indicative of your mother failing to raise you right.

 

[Tour of Italy]

We should do a "Farms picks the President" poll that's a more visible to the whole site.

The one in this thread is more about your predictions, the one in the Deep Thought's election thread is both outdated and overall more likely to capture people who frequent Deep Thoughts (e.g, fucking morons) but I'm actually interested to see who the denizens of the other boards are voting for.

 

[Personal Jesus]

I'm not american so the outcome won't affect me but I hope Trump wins, the TDS is way too funny.

 

[Creep3r]

All these guesses on who wins arn't any fun. You need to introduce an element of risk! Bet something!

@Techpriest want to make it double or nothing on eating that hat (or at least chew it)? You still owe the Farms a hat-eating from last time.

 

[Cherryboyhunter]

Inb4 Biden landslide.

As much as the dems will bitch the salt on this thread if biden wins is gonna be a thing of beauty.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Sure. Here, let's reverse roles for a moment: what do you think of Joe Biden's policy on the Second Amendment? How do you feel this will benefit the country?

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It's probably so when Biden inevitably steps down because his brain is mush Kamala can take the slower path to fascism.

 

[millais]

I hope you're not being serious.

Because of the tariffs (first 12%, then incrementally rising to 25%), I had to put off a major construction project for 2 years because I couldn't afford the new cost of Chinese fiberglass fabrication and import. I end up having to settle for secondhand American stainless steel, which cost as much and has some other inferior specs for my project in addition to being 10+ years old secondhand material.

Now I am also having to buy a lot of inferior secondhand American electric motors because the tariffs are hitting the Chinese imports too. Ball bearings aren't such a major concern in the grand scheme of things, since American bearings are still superior to Chinese in the application I am requiring, but it's still better to have the option to get the cheaper Chinese if I ever need it.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I’m gonna echo the sentiment of some posters here, I’m expecting Biden to win. If corona didn’t fuck up the economy trump would win hands down, but that isn’t the case. I’m reminded of Herbert Hoover and Jimmy Carter, both one term presidents because the economy got absolutely fucked during their terms (and since we are seeing a lot of parallels to years before world war 2 the Hoover comparison seems fitting). Hoover especially because his presidency saw the Great Depression happen and the same thing seems to be happening with Trump. Both started with great economies but shit hit the fan near the end of their terms. I hope I’m wrong but I’m fully blackpilled at this point.

 

[Salubrious]

LOL. Twitter is freaking out right now telling the media that they should not allow Trump to declare victory prematurely if he's ahead Tuesday night.