Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Observerer]

Give it a year and you won't need elections with all the refugees.

I said except Sweden, immigration is at an all time low, and it feels good man

 

[Vesperus]

So every election in every country is gay. There's not a single country on earth that matches your fictitious description. Show your flag, faggot

Delaware just upped a troon.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

How? Not trolling, but what can be done at this point if the 100k magic packages of votes have already been delivered? Recounting won't work. Invalidate? Look at statistics and cancel votes counted after a certain hour? This is just out of this world, African banana republic-tier fraud.

There's plenty of things that Trumps analysts and legal team can bring up to courts.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Wow, so edgy

Cope

 

[Bloitzhole]

Doesn't the fact that a lot lot of Jews like Trump kind of put the lie to the whole "Jewish conspiracy to take down whitey" thing?

The reality is far more bizarre than trying to pin all the blame on Jews.

Personally, I don't believe the "Jews trying to take down whitey" thing, but Jews breaking for Trump really doesn't disprove it. Trump is such a hard-lined Zionist it makes perfect sense Jews would break for him over the Obama guy.

From a PoSci perspective, the Trump administration is far more Israel-aligned than the Obama admin, who actually tried to get Iran to be somewhat more integrated into the international economy again, rather than the crippled nation it now is. Just a side note, I'm not big on "the jews" doing anything either tbh. Anyone who supports Israel and has that in mind when voting, should from their perspective certainly cast their vote for Trump.

To give an example: when he "randomly" drone struck that Iranian general Soleimani and what was actually a high ranking iraqian ally to the west, Muhandis, he took out what was to Iran a war hero and to Israel a very hated opponent and high ranking member of Iran's secret service . Meanwhile, the "collateral damage" iraqian guy was an important go-between for Iran-Iraqi operations, which is why they were both on their way to see the prime minister.
Even though the attacks were internationally condemned for being essentially just brash, random assassinations (near an airport, killing civilians as well), they took out two figures that were historically unpleasant for both the Saudis and the Israelis.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Well, this is tense. Let's send some energy out to the God Emperor.

Spoiler

and have a thread theme competition

 

[Beautiful Border]

No matter who wins at this point, I think the big takeaway here is in any election where one option is heavily vilified publicly and people thinking of voting for that option are shamed(2016, 2020, Brexit), the polls will skewered because people will not admit to choosing the option they will be shamed for.

We've known about this for a while, in Britain it's called the "Shy Tory factor". It doesn't stop the left from making the same mistake over and over again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Tory_factor

 

[Penis Drager]

and now for my thread theme:

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Biden magically gained a large number of votes in Michigan that are "totally legitimate", but Trump is still ahead at 87%. Trump already said in his speech earlier tonight he's not just going to sit around and let the miraculously all-Biden votes found after midnight shenanigans go uncontested. It was correct for Trump to assume all those hold ups were because the Dems were trying to find a way to cheat. Multiple people mentioned before that the gaps were reasonably insurmountable for Biden then.

On the subject, Nevada ballot counters decided to go to bed for some reason.

Wisconsin too

 

[Erich Raeder]

There will be solace even in defeat - again, pollsters predicting a Biden landslide were more wrong than some idiots on the internet with no credentials predicting a close Trump win.

 

[Karma Khan]

There's plenty of things that Trumps analysts and legal team can bring up to courts.

I have zero faith in Roberts not cucking out to the left as usual and refusing to let the court get involved in this.

 

[Ly Erg]

It'll end. Don't you ignore our beloved moon. He's coming to visit.

Honestly, while I have my fingers crossed for Trump, I'm just so burnt out on politics that I don't care who wins anymore. The fatigue and jadedness wins. I just want to do my own thing regardless of which walking corpse is in charge. I don't know how some people stay so galvanized.

You get used it. It's better to be ready for disappointment than hope for satisfaction.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

The announcement by Nevada, taken in junction with what has been regarding Pennsylvania's absentee ballots, all but guarantees that the election will end no sooner than the end of the week. In addition, it is almost certain that the Trump team will leverage every legal asset they have to tip the scales in their favor.
What I'm saying is, we're in for a long, wild ride.

 

[Vesperus]

I'm completely indifferent, except that I think Trump winning will result in more asshurt. So, Hopefully the madman pulls through, I guess.

I would give no shits, if it were not for some britbong punting 5 million on trump.

I would see him lose that money.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Taking bets that @RidinWithBiden2024 is actually Hunter Biden...

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I had never heard of this. That's fucking based.

It's not brought up very often but when you drive across the USA and get to know your country you find things like this which make you love it more.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Trump just shot back up in Michigan again and pulled away from Biden.

Edit: And then Biden shot back up behind him, closing the gulf again slightly.

 

[Ged!]

Wait, doesn't Trump only need PA, GA, NC, and AK to win? Meaning he can lose WI, NV, and MI and be fine?

 

[AnOminous]

Wow, so edgy

Seethe.

 

[Andrew Neil]

We've known about this for a while, in Britain it's called the "Shy Tory factor". It doesn't stop the left from making the same mistake over and over again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Tory_factor

More like shite Tory, yeah?

Armando Iannucci makes this satire thing look so easy