Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Male Idiot]

A few more conveniently found boxes of lol, early, still ink stenched votes and Biden is in the finish line.

I wonder if his demented hijinks will make up for the lack of sjw salt. Qanons are just not as funny when they ree.

 

[muh_moobs]

this recycling bullshit needs to get sorted.

CWC for mayor!!

 

[Confused Doggo]

You know, this whole thing wouldn't be so bad were it not for the BLATANT FUCKERY taking place.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Every passing moment makes it clear to me that this is going to be settled in court.

Ooooh ho ho yes. Make no mistake.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Both MI and WI vote counts have gone down in the last 20 minutes, but Joe Biden's votes have gone up while Trump's votes have gone down.
How the hell do you explain that?

Bunch of Biden ballots fell behind the couch. Not to worry, our best interns are on it. They're checking under the passenger seat of their car, too. We won't rest until every ballot is counted.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

So, almost 2 million votes were counted all at once in Wisconsin, and none were for Trump?

To court, then.

 

[Orion Balls]

Mmhmm, and we should all put a daisy in the shoot-hole of the gun pointed at me. Or better yet, I'll just plug the hole with my finger!

Getting this fired up over old white dudes is not healthy. It's four years. No matter who wins, it's only four years. The country isn't going to explode.

 

[shortstack]

And to think all this could've been avoided if not for China's dirty, disgusting hijinks.
I guess China really is numba won

 

[Curt Sibling]

Can a president be deposed if his election counts are found to be faked later on?

Asking for a lizard friend.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Trump leads in five states yet to call Al, PA, GA, NC, and MI with Biden leading in only two. Unless Pennsylvania pulls a big one and flips blue I'd say it's still a toss up.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Throwing in my last hail Mary to 269 for maximum salt yield

 

[Ged!]

I think this is gonna come down to one state. And the courts.

 

[stets]

Biden will win.

More importantly, the polling "industry" will be BTFO.

 

[gata]

man if Wisconsin does go for Biden, I feel bad for the people in Kenosha. Yeah some people in your state think the riot chaos in your area is no big deal and would rather have mr sniff ur hair be the president.

Either way salt is abound.

 

[Rungle]

i just want the people to freak out and sell their bitcoin so we can get more mone hehe

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Trump can lose WI or PA and still win, assuming he wins his other states, but if he loses both he's toast.

 

[Evilronald]

I had the slim hope that upon waking a few states would have cleared up their ridiculous fuckery about delaying counting for days. I see I was .

This November 12th line is ridiculous.

WI, MI, PA at proving interesting to watch.

Really makes you think that every single one of the states where this bullshit is going on is run by democrats. I think a big part of the reason Florida went so much more smoothly (and ended up going to Trump) is because they changed the election law to where they count mail-in and early votes prior to the election. It’s the same way in Arizona, what you see right now is mostly mail-in votes. In Maricopa County, they are sent to the county clerks office and counted there so all those results are announced at the same time (so there won’t be any fuckery with mail-in votes there). But in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania they arbitrarily changed the election law to an entirely unproven and unplanned system. It seems to me the whole process in those states was designed to enable fraud.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

Imagine if Ginsburg's ego not only allowed a republican dominated supreme court but even the literal reelection of Trump

 

[Ged!]

Throwing in my last hail Mary to 269 for maximum salt yield

God I hope.

Biden will win.

More importantly, the polling "industry" will be BTFO.

If Biden wins I think the polling industry will survive. Never mind how wrong they were on individual states, they called the election for Biden and that's all that will matter to most people.

 

[HumptyDumpty]

Where do you see that? Might be late.

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Damn, Wisconsin must have changed a lot since I last went there. I don't remember it looking like that...