Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Shqueefa]

3 hours.

Conservatives will never put up a fight, John MccCain was right.

Kinda hard when tech companies and all keep making attempts to remove your existence.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm more pissed that I was up until 2 am only for every stream to blather on about probabilities instead of what is actually gonna go down. No one has won, we all fucking lost our time. This election is such a fucking boner killer that me and like three other people with me in the call had to get stoned just so we could deal with the boring ass babbling.

I don't care who wins, I just wanna know so I can prepare the memes proper.

Trump's live coverage REALLY WASTED everybody's time. Numbers this, states that, Supreme Court this. That crowd was full of brown nosers.

 

[Secret Asshole]

If we accept the election was rigged, who gets blamed?
Russians, Aliens, or Reddit?

Reddit couldn't rig a fucking online poll.

 

[Estellise]

Michigan Results

There is a 50k ballot difference between senator and president with the president having 50k more.

This implies that 50k ballots voted only for Biden and left the Senate blank. Oh wow look at that it also puts biden over the top! Biden wins doods!

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It's perfectly believable that less than 2% of voters only voted for president, leaving other fields blank.

 

[derpherp2]

So, the countries too lazy to count their votes last night magically counted twice as many votes as they had this morning.

Which also means voter turnout is now so high that it's almost 100%.

After decades of it being 50% or less.
And people are bitching at people finding it weird?

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

GOD DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO KNOW

I made a bet that if biden wins I have to wear a maid outfit for a day.

While that does kind of turn me on, I would much rather Not do it!


MAGA 2020

Be sure to post pictures, but only if it's crossdressing.

 

[Marissa Moira]

If we accept the election was rigged, who gets blamed?
Russians, Aliens, or Reddit?

Morality won.

Always trust what the big corporations say, they have your best interest at heart. Look how they supported BLM and other grassroots groups, they are friends to all.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Trump's live coverage REALLY WASTED everybody's time. Numbers this, states that, Supreme Court this. That crowd was full of brown nosers.

It was everyone's coverage. The only good stream was that AllanZone or whatever it's called and that's because I got to watch faggots get triggered by police sick of their shit. Even then this moustached retard in the fucking corner stopped at key points to sperg in the middle of something interesting.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

I have 0 faith for the Right, but the best outlook from my position for a Trump loss is a grand sweep of Republican loss for the next 4-6 years. They'll need it to stop bickering as much and get shit done.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

I wasn't online last night not because of notifications, but because I had other plans

Very smart move honestly, you saved yourself from wasting 12 hours of your time.

At least I got my weight lifting in when voting started so I can say I didn't completely waste last night either.

 

[Evilronald]

If I have to talk to one more fucking Indian at work I'm gonna lose it. I unironically think Indians are worse than any of the other "them" demographics. At least the jews learned to pronounce shit properly and not stink up the fucking lunch room with inferior curries.

Indians also think they’re better and smarter than everyone else too. Only the best Indians are allowed in the US, so they get this selection bias. I love how they’re sexist and racist towards white people and no one seems to care.

 

[Dark Edea]

So what does this mean now? Mask mandate for the rest of our lives? Indefinite nationwide lockdown?

I'm ignoring that shit.

 

[Male Idiot]

I got a way for Trump to still win!
Seriously guys its totally not over yet!



.... in the future.
He just has to give big tech tax cuts, condemn whites, and increase illegal immigration. Oh and bend to China. Build that... bridge? To China! Build the Hole!

That way the US can have a republican president again.
White america is done, but parties can change policy.

 

[draggs]

I wasn't online last night not because of notifications, but because I had other plans

Elections dont get in the way of saying your prayers, eating your vitamins, doing your training, and in yourself

 

[Curt Sibling]

anyone in this thread like star wars

Nah. It's shit.

 

[Creep3r]

Almost forgot:

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This was after Tuscan got banned and I made a joke at Biden's expense.

Archive is having trouble screenshotting this for some reason.

And I was on YOUR SIDE most of the time.

Cream has always been /pol/-tier racist, its just that he's butthurt that Trump wasn't literally Hitler and didn't gas the jews, instead giving Israel support. So he's supporting Biden out of spite like most extreme non-american /pol/acks did despite that he can't actually vote and it doesn't change anything since the DNC love Israel just as much as the RNC. But that's just extreme /pol/ logic for you.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

GOD DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO KNOW

I made a bet that if biden wins I have to wear a maid outfit for a day.

While that does kind of turn me on, I would much rather Not do it!


MAGA 2020

Gay boys doing weird things these days.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

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[StudMccool]

Reddit couldn't rig a fucking online poll.

Reddit couldn't rig their own noose, but how do you "rig" a poll? you just report what you want to say, how does one fact check a poll? another poll?

 

[Marissa Moira]

If I have to talk to one more fucking Indian at work I'm gonna lose it. I unironically think Indians are worse than any of the other "them" demographics. At least the jews learned to pronounce shit properly and not stink up the fucking lunch room with inferior curries.

We're on the same boat, the British East India tea Company should have finished what they started.