Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Fishious Rend]

We have literal retards threatening to kill themselves like this was tumblr or some shit.

hey its just the one, with a few doom posting like hours ago at this point its just been shitposting and talking about voter fraud fairly.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

We have literal retards threatening to kill themselves like this was tumblr or some shit.

In everyone's defense, that was only me.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Can someone more politically literate than me explain why this theory is implausible?
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And how are some voter turnouts over 100% in some voting wards?
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the over 100% thing is for 2 reasons: this uses old data that says there is 3.1 million registered voters in WI, when there is actually 3.6, also WI allows same day registration.

The first thing there is no excuse for. It is 100% accurate and is called "ballot harvesting" and is technically legal in most blue states, while illegal in red states. Campaigns will literally pay you to request a mail in ballot and have them "help you fill it out and send it in." Project Veritas (yes autism incarnate I know, but broken clock etc.) did a video where they had video proof of a dude in Minneapolis that had harvested literally thousands of Somali votes. Had cases of mail in ballots in his fucking car.

 

[TheSimpShow]

I don't think GIMP comes with that font prepackaged though.

Imagine being such a lazy nig

 

[mr.moon1488]

And how are some voter turnouts over 100% in some voting wards?
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Lol, just wait until we get to six gorrilian voters in one district.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

The elections right now

 

[Rupin]

We have literal retards threatening to kill themselves like this was tumblr or some shit.

You mean somebody else on this forum besides that Lurker dude is threatening to kill themself too?

 

[Penis Drager]

Can't we all just get along?

 

[Bum Driller]

Okay, why is the vote vounting this SLOW? Like, I went to sleep seven hours ago and just woke up, and Nevada counting hasn't progressed at all.

 

[Bongocat]

For every one person that's genuinely having a tantrum over this situation we have 5-6 people spamming 'cope'.

I agree it's genuinely annoying when there's a valid convo about voter fraud to be had here

I know I qualify as a doomposter, but I've been saying the same thing consistently for the last 6 years so I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as cope.

Obviously I wanted Trump to win, but said over and over again that the only meaningful benefit was just to see smug people eat poopoo and that's about it.

Although, I really do want an adversarial investigation of voter fraud in general because that's something that needs to get addressed in this country and is immediately forgotten about the moment the winner gets in power (why would you investigate your own victory?). Our voting system looks monstrously insecure and seems ill-suited for deciding anything but landslides.

 

[haurchefant]

You mean somebody else on this besides that Lurker dude is threatening too kill themselves too?

One poster is the exact same as 6 gorillian MAGA hats shooting themselves in the head

 

[AnOminous]

In everyone's defense, that was only me.

I hope you lol calmed down.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

We have literal retards threatening to kill themselves like this was tumblr or some shit.

yeah well when I really do it then you'll be sorry

 

[ThatOneLurker]

One poster is the exact same as 6 gorillian MAGA hats shooting themselves in the head

I'm honored I set the precident.

I hope you lol calmed down.

I'm buzzed and on prozac so yeah.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Okay, why is the vote vounting this SLOW? Like, I went to sleep seven hours ago and just woke up, and Nevada counting hasn't progressed at all.

Nevada said they are tabulating 100% of the votes and reporting them at the same time, that way we don't have people freaking the fuck out. Kinda smart imo.

ETA: CNN has retracted their win for Biden in AZ.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

Nevada said they are tabulating 100% of the votes and reporting them at the same time, that way we don't have people freaking the fuck out. Kinda smart imo.

I saw photos of a huge fucking crowd outside where they're counting the votes. If it's a Biden win, are we going to see violence?

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Nevada said they are tabulating 100% of the votes and reporting them at the same time, that way we don't have people freaking the fuck out. Kinda smart imo.

ETA: CNN has retracted their win for Biden in AZ.

Gotta make sure all those totally legitimate mail-in Biden votes can get in on time.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Hope yall Republicans enjoyed your four years of "winning". Time for a nice, warm slice of humble pie.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'm buzzed and on prozac so yeah.

Prozac doesn't get you buzzed you dumb nigga.

It just gets you addicted without having the decency to get you high first.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

"HEY GAIZ DID YOU KNOW DRUMPH SUPPORTERS ARE COOOPPPIIINNG LMAO COPE COPE COOOPPEEEEE"
"HERES HOW *BLANK* CAN STILL WIN"
"DUDE BRING BACK THE MOON LMAO
Highlight something else you faggot ass moderators I wanna fucking see what is going on without reading the same 5 posts over and over

Alright give me the stupid hat now

I'm gonna give you a puzzle piece for not realizing the highlight function is automated by now, you absolute sped

Edit: You are correct, tho.

The past 24 hours has just been