Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[KingCoelacanth]

How many idiots will think with the account no longer having special protections means they can willy nilly post death threats against Trump?

When has that stopped anyone before

 

[Spoonge]

How many idiots will think with the account no longer having special protections means they can willy nilly post death threats against Trump?

Twitter has retroactively enforced their 'rules' before. Trumps account is gone on the stroke of fucking midnight if he doesnt pull the greatest magic trick the world has ever seen and win the election.
Of course if that happens David Copperfield is contractually obligated by his deal with Satan to commit ritual seppuku so....mixed bag all around no matter the results.
Illusionist my ass. That nigger got devil powers.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

I mean ok. I don't think it's a good idea to politicize fraud but here we are.

There was most likely fraud, but honestly, I think it only affected the outcome by minimal standards. Someone will take the fall after the investigation, if for nothing else to make us population happy. Trump is a very polarizing candidate, and the outcome is a pretty accurate representation of how the country feels about him. I do believe the Biden presidency will be a lameduck administration for its entire life. Regardless it has always been business as usual.

All jokes aside, Trump was a pretty standard centrist president. If not for his bombastic attitude, there would be little else of note.

 

[Bender]

Real talk now lads, is there any way Lisa Simpson can still win?

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

These disputed info tags always remind me of the giant warning labels telling people not to drink anti-freeze.

Well when you think about it, being anti anti-freeze is basically whats going on, so you're not wrong

 

[Marissa Moira]

Real talk now lads, is there any way Lisa Simpson can still win?

I'm against her dental plan.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

Real talk now lads, is there any way Lisa Simpson can still win?

Then we could finally get the Green New Deal.

 

[LofaSofa]

You guys are missing the point. With the ability to do massive voter fraud and get away with it, this election now has endless potential.

Spoiler

 

[Shart]

Back in the dinosaur times of Dubya vs Gore, computers were pretty shitty so it was understandable when they broke or had issues. These days it's hard for me to believe "they's votin' cumpootahs is down" because the modern human being is surrounded by them, they are in their fucking pockets for Christ sake. Just a thought I pulled from my ass.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

>they recount every vote
>massive fuckup, somehow invalidate every vote
>a single late mail comes in, stinking of weed and with Kanye written in

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

You guys are missing the point. With the ability to do massive voter fraud and get away with it, this election now has endless potential.

Spoiler

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KANYE 2020

 

[Dom Cruise]

We should just have it be decided by having Trump and Biden duke it out in the Thunderdome!

2 men enter, one man leave!

 

[Smarty Pants]

Did the NYT at some point between Election night and tonight put their map behind a paywall?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

At this point, I fear I won't get that magic Trump victory salt. That's the true tragedy here.

 

[introvertedobserver]

Back in the dinosaur times of Dubya vs Gore, computers were pretty shitty so it was understandable when they broke or had issues. These days it's hard for me to believe "they's votin' cumpootahs is down" because the modern human being is surrounded by them, they are in their fucking pockets for Christ sake. Just a thought I pulled from my ass.

You're making the assumption the computers have been updated in the last 20 years.

It's the Government, not really a safe assumption to make. Them fuckers (the government) still commonly use Win98 and XP.

 

[Spoonge]

Back in the dinosaur times of Dubya vs Gore, computers were pretty shitty so it was understandable when they broke or had issues. These days it's hard for me to believe "they's votin' cumpootahs is down" because the modern human being is surrounded by them, they are in their fucking pockets for Christ sake. Just a thought I pulled from my ass.

The average modern human is a fucking moron. A fat, lazy, idiotic consumer that just buys a new phone when they drop it in the toilet because they can't be away from their god damn devices and the steady stream of dopamine they provide to take a shit.
And thats just the whites. Dont get me started on them darkies.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Back in the dinosaur times of Dubya vs Gore, computers were pretty shitty so it was understandable when they broke or had issues. These days it's hard for me to believe "they's votin' cumpootahs is down" because the modern human being is surrounded by them, they are in their fucking pockets for Christ sake. Just a thought I pulled from my ass.

Do you really think a state like Georgia has updated its voting systems since 2000? They're probably running fucking COBOL.

 

[Local Fed]

We should just have it be decided by having Trump and Biden duke it out in the Thunderdome!

2 men enter, one man leave!

And that one man? Jeb Bush.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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NOT THE ONION: Michigan Attorney General Pleads With Public to Stop Telling Her Staff to Shove Sharpies Up Their Butts

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is pleading with the public to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their rear ends. Nessel made her desperate plea to the public on Twitter after a state judge tossed a lawsuit by the Trump campaign that sought to suspend ballot counting in the...

www.thegatewaypundit.com

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There is nothing wrong with shoving sharpies up your butt, I do it every day

Wasn't there a lolcow that lost a sharpie in his butt?

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

Back in the dinosaur times of Dubya vs Gore, computers were pretty shitty so it was understandable when they broke or had issues. These days it's hard for me to believe "they's votin' cumpootahs is down" because the modern human being is surrounded by them, they are in their fucking pockets for Christ sake. Just a thought I pulled from my ass.

This is why it needs to be a job instead of volunteering. They need to be 30-65 and have a college degree and graduated with a 3.5 or higher. Or they need to have held their job and have a background check.
crazy fuckers from both sides were throwing out votes to own the opposing side, fucking retards

Stupid people and old people are running this shit