Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Ineedahero]

How is every hack anti trump comedian going to cope with not being the underdog anymore? Nice one-note act, faggot.

Same way as with Bush - we'll get a thousand think pieces about how comedy is finally funny again and about zero of them will connect the dots.

 

[special need's H20]

Man I am mad on the internet today.

 

[biozeminadae1]

As I lay here dying,
I won't stop trying
I don't want you to be afraid.

AS I LAY HERE DYING,
I WON'T STOP TRYING
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE AFRAIIIIIIIIID!

IS.
THIS.
THE.
END?

As I lay here DYIN'
EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAAAAY
I will not stop TRYIN'
NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END THIS WAAAAY
As I lay here SCREAMIN'
EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAAAAY
All these years I've thrown awaaaaaaaayyy...

 

[DeadFish]

Democrats didn't spend the last 6 months calling Antifa and BLM domestic terrorists only to turn around and start rioting when it looked like they lost.

In fact it's looking increasingly likely Uncle Joey's about to get the belt out.

The best thing to happen to the American far left would have been if trump was elected. The rage against the democrats crony capitalists would result progressives going on a crusade against them.

Unfortunately these numb nuts cant smell treachery within their own ranks

 

[ditto]

Woman don't like us because we're too nice. Incel logic taking hold on conservative Twitter..

 

[Dyn]

Oh it's not permitted. Guess that's that.

Yes, so you can see now that there isn't any voter fraud. Your guy is just losing.

 

[CheezzyMach]

How is every hack anti trump comedian going to cope with not being the underdog anymore? Nice one-note act, faggot.

I don't know the Right's currently giving them plenty of new material with this tard meltdown.

 

[Eris!]

That's a good point, but my fear is that things are only going to get worse and worse without ever getting better, but hopefully at some point things will get better.

Oh no, you and your kids and your grandkids will be long dead by then. But it will get better.

 

[GherkinRealness]

I didn't know Kiwifarms was full of amerimut faggot trannies, who think there's nothing fishy about votes being counted for 3 days after elections.

There were far more posted ballots this year than previous years. Add in covid restrictions and rampaging idiots trying to barge their way in, it's gonna take longer. Its not that hard to understand, is it?

Nah, just keep nodding along to what daddy trump tells you. He's vewwy upset right now.

 

[ditto]

How is every hack anti trump comedian going to cope with not being the underdog anymore? Nice one-note act, faggot.

Back to Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle "jokes" of Obama's second term.

 

[Vetti]

I don't know the Right's currently giving them plenty of new material with this tard meltdown.

It's not the same. Nobody knows who a faggot like Mike Cernovich is, hell people don't know a lot of their own local or state Republican politicians. The Trump shit only worked sorta because it was the lowest common denominator and everyone knew who he was and got it. That's gone unless it's just the same hack shit about Cruz or whoever that got dumped long ago.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Comedians will have plenty more (radioactive) material when dementia Joe declares nuclear war on the Ruskies.

 

[A Logging Company]

Anything is possible at this point, all I know is that shit doesn't add up.

The fact he took Ohio and Florida, the two most notorious and consistent swing states, yet is losing everywhere else should be a redflag.

I think the reason Trump has been looking real down is that even if he manages to win in the courts, his second term is absolutely tainted. He may eke out a technical victory, but he can only lose spiritually. Same goes for Biden, but he's just a warm body to throw across the finish line anyway.

Also huehuehue at the idea of Brazilian military intervention. Please make sure to teach me Portuguese and take me home with you. I'd rather live in the third world country with hot women in it.

 

[CheezzyMach]

It's not the same. Nobody knows who a faggot like Mike Cernovich is, hell people don't know a lot of their own elected politicians. The Trump shit only worked sorta because it was the lowest common denominator and everyone knew who he was and got it. That's gone unless it's just the same hack shit about Cruz or whoever that got dumped long ago.

Well the Left got the soyboy stereotype the Right can have a psycho magapede stereotype.

 

[Eris!]

Well the Left got the soyboy stereotype the Right can have a psycho magapede stereotype.

Alex Jones 2024

 

[Wall Street mole]

There were far more posted ballots this year than previous years. Add in covid restrictions and rampaging idiots trying to barge their way in, it's gonna take longer. Its not that hard to understand, is it?

Nah, just keep nodding along to what daddy trump tells you. He's vewwy upset right now.

Yeah right, people saw communists burning cities all summer, they also crave higher taxes and more illegal immigration and decided to vote for Biden who can't form a sentence because orange man is a meanie. Or they saw that Trump was winning and started dumping fake ballots because every politician in the world wants Trump gone.

 

[Eris!]

Yeah right, people saw communists burning cities all summer,

You'd be surprised how many people didn't see that.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Biden is an attempted stopgap to bring the country back to before.

But you can't put back what you let out of pandora's box. The only way to beat a pandora's box is to open another pandora's box.

It's not going to work, he's senile and the people making the decisions are going to cause a "too many cooks" situation. He'll have no real direction or dedicated balls to anything that he says or does.

Loss of control is imminent, putting shit out of sight and out of mind doesn't work. Chaos will always win if you do that.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Joe Rogan should run 2024.

Legalise weed and boring interviews.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Yeah right, people saw communists burning cities all summer, they also crave higher taxes and more illegal immigration and decided to vote for Biden who can't form a sentence because orange man is a meanie. Or they saw that Trump was winning and started dumping fake ballots because every politician in the world wants Trump gone.

But what did Trump do while communists were burning cities all summer? Sending tweets about how ready he is. What you see infront of you is the last spasms of a dying country.