Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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SEND TRUMP YOUR ENERGY, GUYS

PRAISE KEK

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Did you honestly thought that the elections were the funniest part ?
Because that's where the REAL fun begins kiwis.

 

[Nobunaga]

The fat ass n' chief goes out in the most pathetic, bourgeois fashion

Trump was golfing when he lost the presidency

Of course.

www.motherjones.com

What else do you want him doing, this shit has been getting dragged for 4 days

 

[Miller Hayward]

Looks like the leftist tools were dropped *lets see here* 1 hour after the election was called

 

[axfaxf]

I hope it gets reversed by the Supreme Court just to see complete psychosis as the entire country melts down into chaos.

SC goes for Biden, who proceeds to croak live on Inauguration for maximum shitshow value

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Did you honestly thought that the election was the funniest part ?
Because that's where the REAL fun begins kiwis.

Lord please help me and get off of this autistic ride, when I say I just want to grill I mean it...

 

[Duke Nukem]

I ain't no trumptard but im optimistic for this simply because it would maximize salt and chaos gains

That would be my ideal scenario. Oh and don't forget we won't become a CCP vassal state if King Cheeto wins his case.

 

[Android raptor]

I honestly want to know how democrats are going to use the green new deal to remove meat as a dietary staple of american life.

You're talking a multi billion dollar industry and fucking with a person's food. Also, how will we even be forced to eat bugs with what i've just said? You're messing with big meat. You don't do that.

Democrats, especially establishment AF fuckers like Biden and Harris, aren't gonna remove your ability to eat burgers every meal and make you eat bugs. I don't like Biden or Democrats either, but seriously what the fuck.

Wild how panicked people get because someone somewhere suggested eating less beef and pork for environmental reasons (not to mention beef and pork every day is unhealthy anyway) and some other person brought up that insects can be eaten. No one is going to force you to eat bugs exclusively and ban burgers, even if someone wanted to do that they sure AF don't have the power to do so in fucking America of all places. We gotta keep up our obesity rates after all.

And hell, didn't most democrats reject the Green New Deal? Wasn't it like, AOC and like five people trying to push it before everyone else was like lolno?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Redpill me on Kamala Harris, because im 99% sure that harpy is just gonna take Joe's place when he croaks or gets watergate'd

The left's version of Candace Owens but successful. She slept with politician Willy Brown and after getting caught she had an amazing career locking up the niggers.

 

[Maskull]

 

[BatterylessWatch]

she is baste and throws niggers in forever jail to pick cotton

I remember reading on /pol/ some faux shitposts about her throwing niggers with marijuana convictions in jail to do basically free slave labor, is she /ourgirl/?

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

Imagine, all this could have been avoided if they just let Biden run in 2016 as is traditional for VPs.

Trump = Hillary's fault.

I suspect it was only partly Hillary's fault, and Biden didn't actually want to run then. He probably doesn't really want to run now either, but they had no one else left who could beat Trump thanks to Hillary taking steps to avoid being upstaged like she was with Obama.

 

[LUNEKO]

That would be my ideal scenario. Oh and don't forget we won't become a CCP vassal state if King Cheeto wins his case.

Merely a delay, China invasion is a matter of "when" not "if"

 

[ravensboy]

Looks like the leftist tools were dropped *lets see here* 1 hour after the election was called
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I mean did you really think Kamala Harris was going to let joe biden keep any promises to safe space retards? this was the DNC's chance to rebalance their base force them to vote for milquetoast candidates like uncle joe for years. (again)

 

[Dante Alighieri]

The left's version of Candace Owens but successful. She slept with politician Willy Brown and after getting caught she had an amazing career locking up the niggers.

Holy shit I voted for the wrong person! I look forward to more locked up niggers!

 

[admiral]

Twitter is going to be completely unusable for the next few days.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

What else do you want him doing, this shit has been getting dragged for 4 days

Some actual work? His job? He golfs more than Obama. He's supposed to be getting a transition team ready.

 

[Duke Nukem]

SC goes for Biden, who proceeds to croak live on Inauguration for maximum shitshow value

Now that would be even more hilarious than Orange Man getting the 5-4 decision, oh please GodJesus let it happen.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I hope it gets reversed by the Supreme Court just to see complete psychosis as the entire country melts down into chaos.

The possibility of that is what's keeping me from going full crab rave juuust yet, but I'm going to enjoy the MAGA meltdowns while I can.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]