Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[cyberdick]

When will the counting/results coverage start? I am in the eastern hemisphere and can't wait for it! When is the result likely going to be annouced if the courts don't get involved?

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Styx gives his final prediction:
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They're already blaming poor ol' Bernie. Just wait until 2024 when Sanders' corpse is the nominee with another woman of color as his running mate.

 

[haurchefant]

Nothing interesting will happen for a good 18 hours or so, gnite folks.

When will the counting/results coverage start? I am in the eastern hemisphere and can't wait for it! When is the result likely going to be annouced if the courts don't get involved?

It depends on if a concession comes in, but generally these things come in around 9pm-12am. If you're up by 11pm and you still haven't gotten anything satisfactory than you can go to bed and read the news in the morning.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

When will the counting/results coverage start? I am in the eastern hemisphere and can't wait for it! When is the result likely going to be annouced if the courts don't get involved?

It's usually not until the early evening that results start rolling in. We may end up in a Florida 2000 situation or God forbid something even more stupid, but usually it's at least clear by midnight. Go get some sleep, it may be a long night.

 

[John Titor]

You're preaching to the choir here. Wanna see a progressives brain enter blue screen mode? Wait for a conversation about how white people are evil because of slavery (you won't have to wait long, trust me, it spontaneously happens at least 5 times a day for them) and then come at them with facts about how white Europeans bought slaves from other black people. They have this image in their head that white Europeans waged endless war throughout Africa and personally captured each and every slave that came to the New World by brute force. While plenty of slaves did come from raids, most of them were just straight up bought from black tribal leaders who had already captured and enslaved them among tribal infighting. There are still statues of some leaders in Africa who were directly responsible for selling slaves to european merchants. At this point in history pretty much every "group" has enslaved another at some point - it doesn't make it right or excuse it but it's hardly as though white people are the only racial group in history to commit atrocities.

Agreed. History is already dumbed down to a hilarious extent for one reason or another - ffs they're happy to tell kids what a colonizing super racist Columbus was but they still don't actually delve into the fact that Vikings were in America centuries before Columbus or any other Euro explorers. But it gets more insidious than that, they don't just avoid teaching certain subjects, they outright change the narrative when it fits them because the academic world largely identifies as "progressive" anyway and any idiot knows that you can change history if you can change the narrative. So you see kids coming out of high school fresh and moldable like play doh, not really having concrete political views outside of what they supported to maintain popularity in high school, and they go into this college environment where they're essentially told that only progressive people are smart, anything not in line with SJW/progressive thinking is outdated and based in bigotry and hate, and that the entire world would be better off it only it weren't for those meddling white people and their mangy desire to conquer humanity.

For extra points, tell them there were slaves who owned their own slaves.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

They're already blaming poor ol' Bernie. Just wait until 2024 when Sanders' corpse is the nominee with another woman of color as his running mate.

Biden/Harris 2020
Sanders/Ocasio-Cortez 2024

 

[Dood.]

NGL, If Trump wins, the protests will be something else, probably more violent than BLM and 2016 riots combined.

 

[axfaxf]

NGL, If Trump wins, the protests will be something else, probably more violent than BLM and 2016 riots combined.

--> protest?

--> violence

---> ahh, riots.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

NGL, If Trump wins, the protests will be something else, probably more violent than BLM and 2016 riots combined.

I can see that happening because Joe Biden as a candidate is overrated and Trump has huge popular support that it will surprise me if he does lose.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

I'm not ready to call the election, but I recommend everyone do their due-diligence and find the most deranged anti-trump twitter/fb spergs you can ahead-of-time for efficient salt archival and sharing (just in case). I want the ensuing election-salt thread to be fuckin' j u i c y.

 

[Just Here for A and H]

I'm just waiting for the mass looting mobs.

Fill in the blank Kiwis:
When the looting starts the _________ starts!

HHH says: "A&H posters are just a bunch of basement dweller loser virgin incels and I'm tall and you're all short and I work at a hopsital and neg rating me proves I'm right!"

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

Over 7 score and 16 years ago, our nation was in deep division as brother fought brother. After winning the war in Pennsylvania, I manage to convince the great people of the Union that the country could be saved. I still see great division today and the democrats are giving my future successor all sorts of problems to divide the nation.

I hearby today endorse the candidacy of Donald John Trump for the Presidency of the United States of America for the republic for which it stands, one nation under the glory of providence.

Everyone who can vote, please vote so the government remains by the people, of the people and for the people.

If the nation could survive the most difficult ordeal during my time, I am sure it will survive this test from our creator.

 

[Wyald]

I'm genuinely curious about the killcount during the riots. Will it be higher or lower than the BLM riots?

 

[Allanon]

My prediction is much more red than most. People give Biden too much credit.

I feel the need to sperg about why Trump is going to win in a way that Republicans will overhype as similar to 1984, and the Democrats will as well (different 1984s though.)

Spoiler: Why Trump will Win, by Yolanda W.

In 2016, Trump somehow squeaked by in an unexpected and shocking upset.
Since Trump announced his candidacy, the Dems, MSM and so on has been doing everything in their power to tarnish his name.
He still won. If that shit didn't work when he was up against Hillary, who had actual fans, why should it work against Biden? 16 months of reeing didn't kill his chances, but surely it has to work if they continue for 48 more. Which they did. And it won't.

How many Trump 2016 voters are unhappy with his performance? Will they vote Biden?
Are there some Hillary 2016 voters that are happy with his performance and choose to vote Trump?
Do the people who voted Trump due to Hillary being terrible even like Biden?

Obama campaigned on hope and change. He won big, but didn’t really deliver. And so the American people found someone else that could (hopefully) give them the hope and change they crave. The Dems are somehow unable to understand that Obama and Trump got elected for the same fucking reason, and this is why they choose to run the most crusty baggage-laden lifetime politician they could find.

The constant Trump scandals can probably turn some against him, but many more will turn numb to it, and some may even start to notice the cracks in the set pieces. Again: Do the people who vote Trump believe what the MSM is saying? They didn’t in 2016, so why would they now?

Considering how the media has consistently portrayed any and all Trump voters as neo-nazis and white supremacists, combined with the anti-Trump violence exhibited by antifa and BLM, how can Trump voters feel safe with a Trump sign in their yard or a bumper sticker on their car?

If you are a Trump voter, and someone calls you, telling you that they are doing a poll, would you answer honestly? How can you be sure this is a real poll worker and not some antifa type looking for a nazi?

People Pundit have talked about this, but I think even he is vastly underestimating the scale of the polling problem. After 5 years of “Orange Man Hitler”, how many Trump voters are making a conscious choice to hide their preference?

What is the proportion of "AMERICA (World Police) FUCK YEAH!" vs. "America was never great"?
As a non-American, I can tell you that Americans in general are loud and boisterous people who think they and their country are better than others. Trump is the most American President you ever had, and he speaks directly to the "murica numba won" that lies at the root of the American psyche. (Left-wing Democrats have it too, they just feel guilt instead of pride.)

Do the Democrats really think that everyone forgot the incredible DNC/media spergout about Trump shutting down international travel - when a few months later they did a 180 and complained he didn't do it early enough?

People need to pay their bills. Covid shutdowns means less/no money. It doesn't matter how much Democrats talk about the importance of shutdowns, if I can't feed my family because of it. Reopening means jobs and Biden is promising to shut the whole thing down. If that's not proof that the entirety of the DNC is senile, I don't know what is.

Covid restrictions have caused empty hospitals, and nurses and other staff have been laid off. Trump wants a return to normalcy, Biden will increase restrictions. How is this demographic going to vote?
What about hospitality workers? Their business was wiped out overnight and if Biden wins, they will stay unemployed for the forseeable future.
Trumps win in 2016 saw a jump in the stock markets and 2020 will probably be a repeat. Biden is Bad for Business.

Hundreds of thousands of Americans have lost elderly relatives due to retirement homes doubling as covid containment units. This has primarily happened in Democrat-run areas, such as New York. If these people learn about this policy, will they still vote blue?

This year has seen an incredible increase in gun ownership, and it appears many shops are basically sold out of guns and ammo. Meanwhile, Joe is going full-on gun grabber.

Joe looks like a fucking mummy while Trump just beat covid. Trump is the oldest person to ever be elected POTUS. Yet Biden is 8 years older.

Because of covid, the Dems have done almost no in-person GOTV work while the Repubs have busted ass.
Because of covid, the Dems have done almost no in-person GOTV work while the Repubs have busted ass.


And then there is the whole Hunter debacle, with a very curious google trend of “how to change my vote” - especially in some battleground states such as Florida.

Joe is not where he should be in early voting. Does anyone think that a significant number of reg-R voters will choose blue? What about the opposite? How many reg-D voters will have one or more of the above issues in mind when voting?


But, what if Trump loses? Will the Dems let him retire peacefully? Will the media end the TDS overnight, as suddenly as it began? Or will the Biden admin weaponize the government against Trump in a way that makes 2016 look tame?
This is why Trump must win - or he will get gender affirmation surgery done by Harris’ horse dildo.

Your feelings match mine, pretty much. Trump losing relies entirely on expecting voters to forget who's at fault for Coronavirus....everything, just every single part of it, and angrily blame Trump for it. That's not realistic, and the fact that the Democrats are very publicly at fault for it - not in deniable ways - make it much more likely to blow up in their own faces instead.

If 2020 (apparently) has a 2016 like error.

The fact that this guy acts as if Florida could even reasonably turn blue makes it hard to take anything he says seriously. This all relies on the last second suddenly inflated polls. Use the ones from a day or two ago and suddenly 'just using an "error" like in 2016' gets incredibly red.

I'm trying to understand, and I can't.

Can someone translate tard into normal English?

Not letting California control the country with illegal immigrants is racist and should be banned.

 

[Random Internet Person]

When will the counting/results coverage start? I am in the eastern hemisphere and can't wait for it! When is the result likely going to be annouced if the courts don't get involved?

Probably 7:00 PM eastern is when you should start seeing polls close. 8:00 eastern is primetime so that's when the coverage starts.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

 

[A Logging Company]

Over 7 score and 16 years ago, our nation was in deep division as brother fought brother. After winning the war in Pennsylvania, I manage to convince the great people of the Union that the country could be saved. I still see great division today and the democrats are giving my future successor all sorts of problems to divide the nation.

I hearby today endorse the candidacy of Donald John Trump for the Presidency of the United States of America for the republic for which it stands, one nation under the glory of providence.

Everyone who can vote, please vote so the government remains by the people, of the people and for the people.

If the nation could survive the most difficult ordeal during my time, I am sure it will survive this test from our creator.

Gayest gimmick account yet. Would not take you to a gaybar (where u belong homo lol).

 

[Eris!]

Over 7 score and 16 years ago, our nation was in deep division as brother fought brother. After winning the war in Pennsylvania, I manage to convince the great people of the Union that the country could be saved. I still see great division today and the democrats are giving my future successor all sorts of problems to divide the nation.

I hearby today endorse the candidacy of Donald John Trump for the Presidency of the United States of America for the republic for which it stands, one nation under the glory of providence.

Everyone who can vote, please vote so the government remains by the people, of the people and for the people.

If the nation could survive the most difficult ordeal during my time, I am sure it will survive this test from our creator.

Kill yourself faggot.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Styx gives his final prediction:
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I disagree with Styx based on early voting and how lolbert Gary Johnson fucked Trump in 2016.

Trump will lose Pennsylvania and not flip Minnesota. But he holds Michigan and Wisconsin. He will flip Colorado, New Mexico and Nevada. Colorado, New Mexico and Nevada flipping will break the Democrat's morale to try challenge the election results.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Over 7 score and 16 years ago, our nation was in deep division as brother fought brother. After winning the war in Pennsylvania, I manage to convince the great people of the Union that the country could be saved. I still see great division today and the democrats are giving my future successor all sorts of problems to divide the nation.

I hearby today endorse the candidacy of Donald John Trump for the Presidency of the United States of America for the republic for which it stands, one nation under the glory of providence.

Everyone who can vote, please vote so the government remains by the people, of the people and for the people.

If the nation could survive the most difficult ordeal during my time, I am sure it will survive this test from our creator.

Good try, but you can't fool me. The real Abraham Lincoln would have capitalized Creator.