Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Eris!]

Whatever happens, we will at least have dodged a Bernie Fucking Sanders presidency with AOC in the cabinet.

You'll get the reverse in 2024.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Okay, this is the last time I am saying it. I think Trump might die of Corona on election day. I know, I know, you think the luncy has gotten to me, but here's proof that he might die today. https://archive.org/details/ncn-death-taxes-and-empathy-part-1_202010

NCN - Death, Taxes and Empathy (Part 2) : Phineas Narco : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

This is Part 2 of 2 and is a direct continuation of Part 1 which can be found here:https://archive.org/details/ncn-death-taxes-and-empathy-part-1_202010This is...

archive.org

These are playlists for a show called the National Cynical Network. You know that show that is hosted by a member of the Church of the Subgenius. Now look at the date of the Playlists uploaded on archive.org. The playlists were uploaded on October 28th and November 1st. So they were uploaded very recently. Granted the National Cynical Network is very liberal, but even crazy people have points.

Not even @Drain Todger was this much of a conspiracy schizo.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Only thing I know is that I can't wait for the shitstorm

 

[Coleslaw]

I wonder if that has anything to do with the planned government workers' coup?

Why are you expecting federal bureaucrats not to fuck the coup up like they fuck up everything else?

 

[Rekkington]

Okay, this is the last time I am saying it. I think Trump might die of Corona on election day. I know, I know, you think the luncy has gotten to me, but here's proof that he might die today. https://archive.org/details/ncn-death-taxes-and-empathy-part-1_202010

NCN - Death, Taxes and Empathy (Part 2) : Phineas Narco : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

This is Part 2 of 2 and is a direct continuation of Part 1 which can be found here:https://archive.org/details/ncn-death-taxes-and-empathy-part-1_202010This is...

archive.org

These are playlists for a show called the National Cynical Network. You know that show that is hosted by a member of the Church of the Subgenius. Now look at the date of the Playlists uploaded on archive.org. The playlists were uploaded on October 28th and November 1st. So they were uploaded very recently. Granted the National Cynical Network is very liberal, but even crazy people have points.

I for one welcome our new President Pence overlord.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You'll get the reverse in 2024.

The communist revolution is probably inevitable. Behold, a glorious future of gulags and mass exterminations!

Not even @Drain Todger was this much of a conspiracy schizo.

If Donald were to kick the bucket today there would be a LOT of happy leftists. He'd probably win anyway, considering that his opponent is almost dead to begin with.

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

Won't be too surprised if Trump wins another tour of providing the world with fresh memes for the next 4 years and riots which would happen after he's re-elected.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Won't be too surprised if Trump wins another tour of providing the world with fresh memes for the next 4 years and riots which would happen after he's re-elected.

Let the BLM fags burn the country to the ground, it'll be worth it just to watch them chimp out again as they always do.

 

[Coleslaw]

You'll get the reverse in 2024.

A non Bernie Sanders presidency with no AOC in the cabinet? Sounds great!

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

You know, it's funny. I'm not going to defend Armstrong's actions, but after nine years of watching this insanity play out, I've realized that this scene in particular all comes down to how you interpret the word "weak". If he means it in the same way Raiden does, those without the means to defend themselves, then he's a crazy authoritarian monster. On the other hand, if he's still speaking of the same limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats, the beltway pansies that he shows such disdain for, then the whole message flips on its head.

I guess what I'm saying is that when I quote Armstrong these days, I no longer do it ironically.

You know what, I feel like continuing on this tangent.

Thread theme:

There's a particular prescient irony to this song. I'll go ahead and let my guard down and say that on a joe-on-the-street level, there really isn't that much of a difference between Constitutionalists such as myself and the Communists: we both want to place power and justice into the hands of the people, and we both consider the federal government to be the primary obstacle to this aim. If we lived in a less insane world, perhaps we'd be able to put our incompatible approaches aside for long enough to bring it down, either by violence or by elections, then split the country and go our separate ways, may the better plan produce the better nation. But alas, we don't live in that world, we can't trust each other to follow a plan like that in good faith, and so in the end it has to be this way.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You know what, I feel like continuing on this tangent.

There's a particular prescient irony to this song. I'll go ahead and let my guard down and say that on a joe-on-the-street level, there really isn't that much of a difference between Constitutionalists such as myself and the Communists: we both want to place power and justice into the hands of the people, and we both consider the federal government to be the primary obstacle to this aim. If we lived in a less insane world, perhaps we'd be able to put our incompatible approaches aside for long enough to bring it down, either by violence or by elections, then split the country and go our separate ways, may the better plan produce the better nation. But alas, we don't live in that world, we can't trust each other to follow a plan like that in good faith, and so in the end it has to be this way.

The primary difference is that Constitutionalists don't destroy human freedoms and life nearly as much as Communists do. The US "education" system has failed us in a number of ways, but this one is so blatant that I just *have* to point this one out.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, this is the last time I am saying it.

Have you considered suicide?

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

The primary difference is that Constitutionalists don't destroy human freedoms and life nearly as much as Communists do. The US "education" system has failed us in a number of ways, but this one is so blatant that I just *have* to point this one out.

I know the actual, practical difference, and it's precisely why I stand by the Constitution and not the Manifesto. But the people on the ground level aren't mustache-twirling villains out to erode everyone's rights, they think they're doing the right thing as strongly as I do, and I for one find it tragic that I may one day be called upon to take up arms against my fellow countrymen for the crime of being deceived.

 

[Not Really Here]

I hope this year is like 2000 and CNN declares Florida for the Democrat before the polls close.
That would just make it a perfect shitshow.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

First ballot cast in my precinct. Went with the DJT.

Bunch of judges on the ballot up for retention. Not familiar with who they were so I just went male = yes female =no.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I did my part. Woke up at 5 in the morning to wait in line with my parents to vote because they didn't want to wait on a long-ass line. School opened at 6, we got there around 5:45. By the time we got out after voting (a little before 6:30), the line was wrapped around the building to the front of the school (the entrance was in the back where the gym was).

Voted for Trump/Pence, naturally.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

First ballot cast in my precinct. Went with the DJT.

Bunch of judges on the ballot up for retention. Not familiar with who they were so I just went male = yes female =no.

Hopefully a sign of things to come.

And damn, talk about early. I thought getting up at sunrise was enthusiastic.

 

[Hackallier]

Amish coming out for Trump:

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Hopefully a sign of things to come.

And damn, talk about early. I thought getting up sunrise was enthusiastic.

Got to beat the lines man. It was 8 deep when I walked up at 0555. Polls opened right at 6. Overall went pretty quick despite covid nonsense.

 

[AnOminous]

What are the A&N Nazis going to do when Biden wins?