Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Suburban Bastard]

I would love to know why some legit think Biden gonna win, because I don’t get it? Even people who are voting for him are saying they voting for him because it’s against what trump represent and i still don’t get it, because I don’t know what Biden stands for! He’s a puppet! Contra points made a video on this whole dumb argument and I still can’t wrap my head around it: like who votes like that? Like the way it looks to me is vote between blow hard who talks shit or the bland puppet that says nothing... least I’ll get a laugh from the shit talker,

He's leading in numbers not seen in decades, in polls which proved very reliable during the midterms. I think it's safe to say he'll win.

 

[EryngiumLostHisKeys]

Jewtube Hasn't taken down the vid in 4 years
How can he be so based?

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I don't know anyone voting Biden, I don't know anyone that knows anyone that's voting Biden, even in cities, I've seen 2 Biden signs while travelling the US for various things throughout this past year, and yet, mysteriously, it's going to be close to a 50/50 vote.

 

[Sped Xing]

Olbermann's TDS got the better of him and he's getting ratioed by his own because of his nuclear hot take.

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Wait, is Olbermann saying slaves shouldn't whine about being brutalized? What?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I know a guy who bet against Trump with the punishment of eating a shoe, Werner Herzog style. It may have taken him three years and he hasn't posted the footage anywhere, but watching him spend an entire day boiling it, eating about a quarter of the leather, and vomiting black goo-water was worth the wait. He hasn't even broached the idea of going for the other one this year.

A hat is definitely easier.

 

[EryngiumLostHisKeys]

Vote cast. Was easy, just pick the opposite of the union endorsement list.

Maybe when they stop parroting Nancy, things can be different.

Anon Noooo....

It's not too late to go back and vote democrat, do it for me anon.

 

[Pistoleer]

The military would systematically occupy every square inch of the South before they let that happen again.

Occupation of the south is numerically impossible. They’d have to assault and significantly reduce to population and destroy the infrastructure to even approach the possibility of it. That’s the problem with both sides of the “hur durr you can’t fight the government. And muh based rice farmers” neither seem to understand math.

On topic, I cast my vote for the Cheeto lord this morning, I got in early and was pretty much alone, but as I was leaving they were quickly filling up with folks.

 

[Balr0g]

I don't know if it was mentioned but isn't it funny how Biden can declare Victory but Trump can't? All social media giants are prepared to take down a "Trump declaes himself winner" message while they won't do it against Biden. the same goes for the media it seems

I really hope Trump wins in a landslide I want to see those fascists break down crying and whining

 

[Eris!]

Olbermann's TDS got the better of him and he's getting ratioed by his own because of his nuclear hot take.

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What... what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? What is the analogy to kunta kinte SUPPOSED to be here?
I'm genuinely fucking baffled.

 

[Toma]

Would I truly go to heaven, despite being gay?

This question haunted me growing up. My earliest and most influential childhood memory is being 4 years old and “accepting Jesus into my heart.” Did I truly know what that meant—or was I looking for love from my parents?

I was raised in a strict, fundamentalist Christian household in Los Angeles, where homosexuality was referred to as “an abomination to God, worthy of eternal damnation in hell.” At church, at school and at home, being gay was rarely acknowledged and, when it was mentioned, described with contempt as the worst sin—comparable to murder, rape and child molestation.

I didn’t want to experience the pain of eternity in hell. I didn’t want to be despised by everyone around me. And so, when I was 16, I went to weekly meetings with an “ex-gay” Christian psychologist who tried to change my sexual orientation.

The harmful practice of sexual orientation change efforts—also known as ex-gay, reparative or sexual conversion “therapy”—involves attempts by a therapist to change the sexual orientation or gender identity of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer (LGBTQ) clients. In fall 2012, California became the first state to ban licensed mental health practitioners from using this practice on minors; I testified in favor of the legislation. I wept when I heard the news that the bill had been signed into law. And I celebrated when the U.S. Supreme Court recently denied an appeal by anti-gay groups that sought to overturn the ban.

I was 9 years old when I recognized my attractions for the same gender. Praying to God every night and pleading with Him to take my feelings away didn’t work. Practically living, eating and breathing the Bible didn’t work. I tried repressing and denying who I was—but nothing changed inside of me. I was taught by my pastors, parents and peers to hate myself—and that worked.

My family attended Grace Community Church in Sun Valley. John MacArthur, head pastor for more than 40 years, has always had a strong anti-gay perspective. In a recent video, he tells parents to “alienate, isolate, not have a meal with and give over to Satan your homosexual adult children.”

I was bullied and harassed in middle school and at Los Angeles Baptist High School. I would stand on cliffs, fantasizing about killing myself. Fortunately, my fear of experiencing worse pain in hell for eternity kept me from actually committing suicide.

My saving grace was competitive gymnastics. I felt a sense of mastery over my body, whereas I wasn’t able to control my same-gendered attractions. I used the physical pain of gymnastics to numb the emotional pain.

When I was 16, my parents saw self-inflicted cuts on my arms. I confessed that I was struggling with same-sex attractions. They were concerned and wanted to help me change so that I could join them “in eternal life with God.” My dad found a Christian psychotherapy group practice that dealt with issues my church didn’t want to deal with, like satanic ritual abuse and homosexuality. I was so tormented that I begged my Dad to let me see the “ex-gay” psychologist after they had an argument over the fee.

For a year, I attended weekly individual therapy sessions where I was encouraged to blame my distant relationship with my father and over-involved relationship with my mother for my same-sex desires. I was also guided to “remember” an original wounding—in particular, sexual or physical abuse—that I had not experienced. The main cures were to build “healthy same-sex non-sexual friendships,” become more “masculine” and date girls.

Initially I felt better. I wasn’t alone. I even quit gymnastics for a few months to fully dedicate myself to changing my sexual orientation.

I also went with my dad to conferences put on by Exodus International, the nation’s largest ex-gay organization. At 16, I was the youngest participant among 300 others struggling with their sexual orientation and religious beliefs. In breakout groups, we learned about how to become more “manly.” We were told that if one walked, talked and sat different from others of our gender, this was evidence of dysfunction that could be altered to instill heterosexual desires.

And I read books and listened to audiotapes about how to have a “corrective and healing relationship with Jesus Christ.” These materials talked about how the “gay lifestyle” would create disease, depravity and misery. I was convinced that doing what I was told would change my attractions—and confused about why these methods supposedly worked for others but not for me.

I eventually realized that this “treatment” wasn’t working for me—or for others. It was a painful process, but I also experienced freedom in knowing I had done my best to change before recognizing that it wasn’t possible.

At 20, I attended my last ex-gay conference. Shortly thereafter, I fell in love with a man. My love for him felt natural. My experience was nothing like what I had been told about the evil and impossible nature of same-sex relationships.

In 1991, I attended my first Halloween in West Hollywood, a place I had been told was a gay ghetto of the worst kind of sinners. I discovered something quite different, and it opened my eyes to hopeful possibilities. I saw people smiling, dancing and celebrating their authentic selves. I saw couples and friends enjoying life. I wanted that, too.

My journey out of self-rejection was not easy. At the time, I was living with my parents. They eavesdropped on me and learned about my relationship. They gave me an ultimatum: If I broke up with my boyfriend and started seeing another Christian psychologist who specialized in sexual orientation change efforts, they would continue to support me while I tried out for the U.S. Gymnastics Olympic Team. If not, I would have to move out.

I moved out a week later, on Easter Sunday. It was an extremely painful departure. When I didn’t make the Olympic Team, I transferred to UC Berkeley to join their gymnastics team—one of the only college gymnastics teams at the time that was truly gay-friendly. I joined a gay support group and saw several therapists in my twenties. In my thirties, I began my long-term work with a psychotherapist who helped me to break through my residual shame and self-harming behaviors.

Psychology became my new spirituality. It helped me to make sense of what I endured in childhood. And it turned out to be my calling. Today, I have a psychotherapy practice in West Hollywood where I work with LGBTQ clients to help them recover from homophobic environments and experiences.

My own family found some peace. Throughout my adult life, my father apologized for kicking me out of their home for being gay. Two years ago, a week before he passed away, he told me that we would be reunited in heaven because of my childhood acceptance of Jesus. He had evolved. His admission was a final act of love and desire for connection.

I’m so relieved that California, and now New Jersey, have laws to protect LGBTQ youth from this dangerous practice. It means that fewer teenagers will be placed in the position that I was—a position of self-rejection and self-loathing. But sexual orientation change efforts are still being practiced across the United States, on both minors and adults. As someone who underwent this damaging “therapy,” I’m heartened by efforts like #BornPerfect, a new campaign that aims to bring about a nationwide end to the practice. That message—that we are all worthy no matter who we love—is one that every child should receive.

Not reading all of that but I'm happy for you or sorry that happened

 

[EryngiumLostHisKeys]

Wait, is Olbermann saying slaves shouldn't whine about being brutalized? What?

Highest Black employment rate since 1865, all i'm sayin.

 

[Sped Xing]

Occupation of the south is numerically impossible. They’d have to assault and significantly reduce to population and destroy the infrastructure to even approach the possibility of it. That’s the problem with both sides of the “hur durr you can’t fight the government. And muh based rice farmers” neither seem to understand math.

On topic, I cast my vote for the Cheeto lord this morning, I got in early and was pretty much alone, but as I was leaving they were quickly filling up with folks.

Maybe you haven't noticed how much of the US Military is already based in the South?

 

[The Demon]

The moon is closer btw

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Highest Black employment rate since 1865, all i'm sayin.

Thanks Obama.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

can I drop off an absentee ballot in a district im not registered in or am I SOL

 

[Philosophy Phil]

can I drop off an absentee ballot in a district im not registered in or am I SOL

Depends on what color you picked. If blue then yes. If red then no.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

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Thanks Obama.

Based Obama saved the black man and bombed all those little brown children for years. Can't get much cooler than that.

Thanks Obama.

 

[Just Here for A and H]

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Thanks Satan!

Here's some fresh pasta to tide us over til the main course. Spoilered for length.

Spoiler: President Trump Makes America Great Again

[Biden stumbles on the roof of Trump Tower, nipples protruding. President Donald John Trump steps out of Air Force One. He sips a Diet Coke.]
President Trump: Well if it isn't Sleepy Joe? Just a little too late, as usual.
Biden: Trump? Impressive little base you've got there. But your plan ends here.
President Trump: (laughs) Idiot. You're not ending our plan, you're accelerating it. Checked the internet lately?
Biden: (sniff)
Soros (via earpiece): Biden! Air Force One just got back to the States!
Biden: What? How'd they win?!
Soros (via earpiece): Someone posted videos of what's happening in the streets. The whole world is up in arms!
Biden: Show me!
[He opens around 30 tabs in his preinstalled browser - Fox News “Tucker: Terrorists firebomb small businesses”, CNN “Over 40 Americans presumed non-living in mostly peaceful Biden demonstration”, MSNBC “Chinese communists making landing in Bay Area, welcomed with open arms”]
Biden: How did they...? The story leaked early...? Then Xi Jinping's plan is ruined.
Soros (via earpiece): Sure as hell is! Look what they're saying! The story just went live and already they are calling for blood!
SwampDrainer6988: WAKE UP! The Chinese government is FUNDING these terrorists!! (4927 likes, 3 dislikes)
Pu55yGr4bber420: HEY, UNCLE JOE! CHINA NEEDS A NUKE UP THEIR ASS!!!1 (17483 likes, 2 dislikes)
Anonymous: China is part of the AXIS OF EVIL! (27 (You)s, 1 get)
Biden: But the president was saved…?
President Trump: And yet American blood was spilled.
Biden: By Americans! Besides, a few hundred MAGAts is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over.
President Trump: That's just the spark, Joe. The excuse we've been waiting for. America's needed this war for years. The Patriots -- they know war with China is good for humanity. A century later, the spectre of communism lingers on...
Biden: The memes...
President Trump: They left us their great "ism"s! Communism! Socialism! Globalism! Welcome maxims for these rootless cosmopolitans -- without guiding principles of their own. "Give yourself up to Big Tech. No need to better yourself -- you're consumers! You're our number one customer!" Then the only value left is dollar value -- the economy. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even subversion. Especially subversion.
Biden: Fat.
President Trump: Big Tech planted the seed -- we don't need them around to filter and foster the memes any longer. We're spreading them just fine ourselves. Every American man, woman and child... We're all Patriots now! We just need something to jump start the economy out of this funk. This recession it's been stuck in since the release of the China Plague.
Biden: And the Made-In-America costs? Wasting billions bringing jobs back is going to help the economy?
President Trump: Clean coal, auto manufacturers... Job creators, Joe! All those workers spending money, paying taxes... Trust me, a little war can work wonders.
Biden: So refresh the Tree of Liberty with some innocent blood, is that it? I ought to take you behind the shed, Pony Soldier!
President Trump: Relax, Joe. It's a "war on communism." We're not out to kill humans. Extremists. Lawless gangs. Madmen.
[Biden’s astonished a little.]
President Trump: Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn't want any swamp creatures complicating the message.
[He throws a bunch of MAGA hats into the crowd gathering below. Biden prepares for battle.]
President Trump: So you like playing Hiding with Biden, you dumb son of a bitch? If you're not with America, Joe, you're against her!
[He throws Biden in the air and then kicks him.]
President Trump: Don't fuck with this president!
Biden: What the hell are you...?
President Trump: Why don't you stick around and find out?
[The battle begins with the strongest president in the world.]
Biden: “Jump-start the economy"? What a load of bullshit, Jack! All you care about is lining your own pockets. That, and your approval ratings. You've got no principles, just like all the rest. America's dead, you're just another MAGAt crawling in the pile.
President Trump: All right, the truth then. You're right about one thing... I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? “I have a dream.”
Biden: What...?
[President Trump hits Biden with every word he says.]
President Trump: That once again every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. The land of the free reborn, dammit. A nation of freedom, under God. Ruled by LIBERTY, not bureaucracy. Where the law changes to suit the people, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick technocrats and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 social media spew of lies and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "Consumer Culture." Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! The Tree of Liberty is diseased, rotten to the core! There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The communists will be purged and the free will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again! Biden: What the hell are you talking about... President Trump: You still don't get it. I'm using the presidency as a means to drain the swamp... so I can end the swamp-as-presidency! In my new America, people will live and die and all for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. Not for oil! Not for what they're told by media and big tech. Every man will be free to fight for what's right!
[He sips his Diet Coke. Biden lies on the roof of Trump Tower, barely alive.]
President Trump: So what do you think?
Biden: How the hell did we let you get elected...
President Trump: Well, I don't rehearse my speeches. You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Joe. Not for a company, or China, or for anyone else.
Biden: Maybe I was wrong about you...
[Biden lifts himself, and hurls himself from the roof. He does a flip.]

 

[LaxerBRO]

Vote as if you have a trans kid
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Vote as if
- You were fired for saying nigger in a 15 year old YT video.
- You have to pay more money for medical care you do not want nor need.
- You worked hard in construction to have your job taken by an illegal alien.
- You live in the Democratic strongholds of Washington state or California and due to environmentalists and poor forestry management your house has burned down but you can't sue the government.
- Your child is just a little effeminate but ideologically motivated therapists and teachers keep pushing transgenderism on him.
- Your house is flooded because neither party cares about improving infrastructure and instead one is focusing on reperations and gibs for Blacks.
- Your sister is a victimn of gun violence because the state may issue but they deny pesky citizens.
- You are a lesbian but leftists want you to feel shame for not dating someone with a dick and balls.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I think some people have realized Trump means 4 more years then a total reset (two new candidates) as opposed to Biden who could mean (if he somehow lives that long) 8 years of crap candidate.

But honestly both candidates are garbage so who even cares. I voted because I can, but I dont care who wins.