Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[HumanHive]

The man's last name is Moon. What else would you expect?

The goddamn lunatic is going to moon us!

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

Null or whoever is doing the CSS tonight at some point can you photoshop the moons pupils to look directly at us to spook us thank you in advance

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Oh and some touchscreen chicanery

If I hit the republican button anywhere above the middle of it, the Democrat button (which was always right above the republican one) lit up but didnt select. The Republican button neither lit up nor selected (a green check appears beside the button). Then I hit the republican button again and it worked.

Skullduggery!

Electronic voting is bullshit.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

More for the doom pile.

I'm ready to start disappearing these election workers.

 

[Sithis]

The same thing was seen with Tulsi, too. A lot of thirsty neckbeards kept calling her "Surfer Mommy", and posting ass shots of her. Liking a politician just because of how good looking they are is definitely not a thing limited to only women.

Are you implying that my memeing about Coconut Milk Mommy 2020 would have swayed my vote?

 

[Jones McCann]

I love the giant moon eye fucking me but the election probably won't be called until the days after the election.

 

[Lensherr]

I won’t get home from work until 6 pm today, so things’ll probably start to go nuclear when I do. I already deposited my ballot last Thursday and I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy the fireworks tonight.

The same thing was seen with Tulsi, too. A lot of thirsty neckbeards kept calling her "Surfer Mommy", and posting ass shots of her. Liking a politician just because of how good looking they are is definitely not a thing limited to only women.

To be fair, Tulsi is pretty hot.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

73 percent of total votes cast in 2016 had voted prior to today.
(100 million votes)

 

[draggs]

Electronic voting is bullshit.

It makes no sense, they give you a long plastic card which you put in the machine, you make your selections, it prints on the card and spits it back out, you take the card to the geezer beside the scanning machine and he feeds it in

Would be a lot less costly and safe to use pencil and paper and scan that. Or just count them by hand these lazy fucks

 

[Black Yoshi]

Electronic voting is bullshit.

It's easy to hack too.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

I hope the moon becomes so big it makes the site completely unusable

 

[Captain Manning]

I've also seen men do this too, primarily with AOC. Doesn't help she plays the part of a soyboy dreamgirl with having a Nintendo Switch and livestreaming Among Us.

Her tits are not half bad. Everything else? No thanks. Those fucking horse teeth have got to go.

On a more serious note, downtown Phoenix is going into siege mode. Wells Fargo has a big ass skyscraper here, and it's being boarded up.

Preparation for possible unrest on Election Day underway in Phoenix

As shopfronts are boarding up their windows in our nation’s capital, back here at home, preparations are also being made in anticipation of possible unrest.

www.azfamily.com

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

wait is it unironically called hanging chads lmfao

2020 ends with gamers finally rising up

 

[Ero]

The same thing was seen with Tulsi, too. A lot of thirsty neckbeards kept calling her "Surfer Mommy", and posting ass shots of her. Liking a politician just because of how good looking they are is definitely not a thing limited to only women.

She was our only chance to have a hot milf as president and we blew it for 2 old dudes, that's gay af.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Her tits are not half bad. Everything else? No thanks. Those fucking horse teeth have got to go.

On a more serious note, downtown Phoenix is going into siege mode. Wells Fargo has a big ass skyscraper here, and it's being boarded up.

Preparation for possible unrest on Election Day underway in Phoenix

As shopfronts are boarding up their windows in our nation’s capital, back here at home, preparations are also being made in anticipation of possible unrest.

www.azfamily.com

Lot's of states are doing that. New York is too.

 

[Florence]

The revolution is here

What would a Canadian know about revolution?

 

[Getting tard comed]

Looking like Trump is gonna win Florida, which means he probably is winning the sunbelt since those states tend to vote together. Which means NC, Georgia and Florida. We'll see about Virginia but it doesn't matter.

Why do I say Trump is gonna win Florida? Because at noon today he had 100k lead in Florida and won it in 2016 by 113k votes. The only thing to watch out for is how much fraud takes place in Broward County but seeing as he is doing better in Miami-Dade than he did in 2016 as of now the amount of fraud necessary to win will be hard to hide so I don't think they'll attempt it.

 

[Pill Cosby]

How much did you put up lmao

Not enought to worry about if I loose, but tripple my money. Around $100 if I win.

 

[LUNEKO]

The kind of motivation i can get behind

 

[Black Yoshi]

I hope the moon becomes so big it makes the site completely unusable