Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Rekkington]

The same thing was seen with Tulsi, too. A lot of thirsty neckbeards kept calling her "Surfer Mommy", and posting ass shots of her. Liking a politician just because of how good looking they are is definitely not a thing limited to only women.

Tulsi and Trudeau are not comparable. Women in Canada I spoke with unironically said it was because of his hair and how he looked, if you asked a "surfer mommy" supporter why they wanted her they would most likely say it's a meme but they like her stances on things. As a Loathed Leaf, you have absolutely no idea how disconnected from politics the women are up here. Remember, this is a guy who got away with appearing in blackface on three separate occasions and, when asked, could not definitively say how many times he'd done it in the past. Also he was embroiled in a massive familial government fraud scandal like 4 months ago. Nobody is really paying attention.

Tulsi, even as a VP, would have been a massive win for the Dems. There were loads of even Alt-Right people who liked her energy, liked her ability to have nuanced opinions, and liked her overall personality and her support was even stronger on the Left. Her being a hypothetical semen demon was just part of the fun.

 

[Getting tard comed]

On a more serious note, downtown Phoenix is going into siege mode. Wells Fargo has a big ass skyscraper here, and it's being boarded up.

Preparation for possible unrest on Election Day underway in Phoenix

As shopfronts are boarding up their windows in our nation’s capital, back here at home, preparations are also being made in anticipation of possible unrest.

www.azfamily.com

Yeah... liberal cities are boarding up because of the republicans out of the city are coming to raid it LOL. They know Joe is going to lose. They've known for atleast 2 weeks. Rodeo Drive in LA started boarding up. D.C. has started boarding up. They know Joe is going to lose, and it will be GLORIOUS

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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Got an archive?

Hit refresh you retard.

 

[Pissmaster]

I hope the moon becomes so big it makes the site completely unusable

You already can't see how many notifications you have on an iPad

 

[Rekkington]

Yeah... liberal cities are boarding up because of the republicans out of the city are coming to raid it LOL. They know Joe is going to lose. They've known for atleast 2 weeks. Rodeo Drive in LA started boarding up. D.C. has started boarding up. They know Joe is going to lose, and it will be GLORIOUS

In reality they understand that no matter what happens, Gay Communists and Retarded Niggers are going to go shopping with bricks for the rest of the week.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

 

[Not Really Here]

You already can't see how many notifications you have on an iPad

Good.
Apple users deserve to be punished more than just the over priced merchandise.

 

[Cardef1121]

I see a lot of people saying they put bets on who they think will win and, usually, that matches with who they want to win but I want to suggest that it's best to vote against who you want to win so at least if your preferred choice loses you won some money. With a bigger bet the more invested in your candidate winning you are.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Here is some hot MAGA eye candy to balance against the democrats love of fat ugly sheboons.

 

[Hot Dog]

Regardless of who wins, this site is on borrowed time. Enjoy the show while you can.

Changing my vote to Majora 2020. Only he can save the farms.

 

[Driftwood]

I hope the moon becomes so big it makes the site completely unusable

Probably for the best before we sperg, moti, smug ourselves into lolcowdom, as entertaining as though that may be.

Take my rainbows and puzzle pieces and trash cans now.

 

[HumanHive]

Yeah... liberal cities are boarding up because of the republicans out of the city are coming to raid it LOL. They know Joe is going to lose. They've known for atleast 2 weeks. Rodeo Drive in LA started boarding up. D.C. has started boarding up. They know Joe is going to lose, and it will be GLORIOUS

They're worried about what Republicans will do when they realize the election has been completely stolen from them.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Why are they calling it "hanging chads"? Are they calling Trump supporters chads? Yeah, that's a real good way to insult your opponents.

 

[LUNEKO]

You already can't see how many notifications you have on an iPad

>mobile user
>iPad
You know the line

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Why are they calling it "hanging chads"? Are they calling Trump supporters chads? Yeah, that's a real good way to insult your opponents.

Is there art of Chad getting hung by a virgin or soyboy?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Ha! With what armed forces?

Mecha Hitler of course

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Why are they calling it "hanging chads"? Are they calling Trump supporters chads? Yeah, that's a real good way to insult your opponents.

The best one at the time was "pregnant chads."
In 2020 that has a whole other meaning.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

What would a Canadian know about revolution?

idiot, ever heard of the Upper and Lower Canada rebellions? Canadian partisans beat the British 5 times until it was put down.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Move over Trump and Biden, here's the real poll data!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I wish The Guardian would've once more done the sprites for their interactive map. It's not very fun without them.