Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Flea Man Marbles]

I hope Trump wins the popular vote this time but loses the electoral college just so this person looks like a idiot.

I'd bet money Trump will win the popular vote this time around. The EC i'm not so sure about tho

 

[Thornforg]

 

[Slimy Time]

Somewhat hoping for a biden win simply to taste a different shade of salt. Also watching the american left cannibalize itself might be fun.

While it would be interesting, knowing what he has publicly stated he wants to do, that isn't something I think is worth the salt for America. Fucker wants to pack the court and transition away from oil and gas and rejoin the Paris climate accord during a recession due to Covid-19, as well as installing harsher regulations/lockdowns because of the virus, while also putting minimum wage federally up to $15 and giving citizenship to illegals. He's going to crash the economy if he even does half of the shit he said he would.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Why do I have the feeling at least half of the people protesting for BLM didn't even vote?

Because they all live in a van and have no identifiable address beyond “some dudes couch that I know”

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

2020 Cope Tweeting Season Has Begun.

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I see this sentiment far too much, even on the right, so I'm going to take a minute to spell out what's actually going on. The problem isn't the election mechanic itself, it's that it's not being used properly. America was never designed for political parties, much less only two, the plan was that if you wanted to be the president, then you just fucking ran. The popular vote was never supposed to be an issue, because there were supposed to be so many people running that nobody ever would get a popular majority. This is why the Constitution initially stipulated that the Vice President was to be the runner-up of the election, but the two-party system settled in so fast that one of the first changes we made to the Constitution was to introduce the unified executive ticket.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

MAKE THE MOON GROW ON MOBILE NULL YOU COWARD

The width and height of the moon are set using VWs, which is a CSS unit that is equal to 1% of the viewport of the screen. So 22vw on a standard phone in the portrait orientation is going to be (360px * 0.22) = 79.2px wide & tall, while someone viewing the page on a computer would be (1024px * 0.22) = 225.28 px wide & tall. If you're on desktop, you can shrink the width of your browser window and see the moon shrink smaller, while if you adjust the height of your browser window you can note that it doesn't change the size of the moon.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

Indian twitter accounts? What could go wrong?

Hello beautiful miss president please show bobs and vegana, my pinus desi

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

While it would be interesting, knowing what he has publicly stated he wants to do, that isn't something I think is worth the salt for America. Fucker wants to pack the court and transition away from oil and gas and rejoin the Paris climate accord during a recession due to Covid-19, as well as installing harsher regulations/lockdowns because of the virus, while also putting minimum wage federally up to $15 and giving citizenship to illegals. He's going to crash the economy if he even does half of the shit he said he would.

He also wants to kill birds with windmills and take away our windows

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

We're watching the election results live here: http://lolcow.tv/r/autism

Get in, niggers.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Take the chopstick out of your hair, you fucking fag.

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

moon meme

 

[Bongocat]

Fascinating how both sides are now pleading for their voters to #stayinline.

Cautionary act, or are people thinking that this election is going to going down to extremely small margins?

PTSD from 2016. Both sides are well advised to have that, tbh.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

 

[Salubrious]

I hope Trump wins the popular vote this time but loses the electoral college just so this person looks like a idiot.

That would be funny but literally impossible.

Trump's biggest win by popular vote was Texas and that was only 800K. Hillary won FOUR states by more than that.

Hillary won California by 4.3 million and the entire national vote by 2.9 million.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

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Obviously he doesn't speak for the whole country, but if the last 4 years have taught me anything it's that TDS is the only thing unifying the current left and is their sole driving force atm.

Even the antifags looting and rioting are turning on each other for stupid shit like being misgendered while being decked out in LARPing gear.
The right may not be a picturesque statute of unity, but if even if they have their cracks the left is a carboard box in a car wash.

Sitting in your own echo chamber ignoring the retardation of your own side while grasping at the cherry picked versions of the other side your echo chamber wants you to see is exactly how we ended up with the current state of affairs.

No matter which side you’re on, your side will always look better than the other, because that’s how confirmation bias works.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Infowars live stream:

https://banned.video/watch?id=5fa08f77c80433127ba1e16d

I have no idea what is going on here.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Voting turnout seemed way bigger than usual in my little suburb. My husband waited an hour and a half when the polls opened but I went through much quicker in the afternoon.

There's a joke in here about you fucking your husband, but I can't find it.

 

[Trying Too Hard]

2020 Cope Tweeting Season Has Begun.

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I really don't see why there's such a fixation from the left on it being supposedly unfair how there are more votes for one candidate than another, and that candidate loses. It's like if Hillary had won and Trump supporters complained about the map being more red than blue, therefore he should have won on that metric alone. Counting votes isn't as simple as considering who got more votes, otherwise rural areas would never have their voices heard. Of course, if you live in a shithole metropolis like most leftists you would never even consider that fact.

 

[Coffee Druid]

It's mostly a matter of personal taste, but what do you guys think about people posting selfies of them with "I voted" stickers and whatnot? It feels on the same level of being spammed with "go out and vote" ads. I'm glad people voted, but it feels virtual-signally?

Better than salt posting I guess.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

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Ahhh, kids playing dress up as anarchists. It's adorable.