Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Boobie Bomb]

Now can these Gamexplain morons get a KiwiFarms thread made for them?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I feel a little exposed tonight, working in a govt building until nearly midnight.

Drove my 4x4 pickup instead of the car to work and strategically parked so I can escape to it via the steam tunnels and jet out if one of my buildings comes under mostly peaceful zombie siege. They can chew on my mostly peaceful tires if necessary.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

While it would be interesting, knowing what he has publicly stated he wants to do, that isn't something I think is worth the salt for America. Fucker wants to pack the court and transition away from oil and gas and rejoin the Paris climate accord during a recession due to Covid-19, as well as installing harsher regulations/lockdowns because of the virus, while also putting minimum wage federally up to $15 and giving citizenship to illegals. He's going to crash the economy if he even does half of the shit he said he would.

Don't forget he has discussed a national mask mandate, and flirting with the idea of mandatory covid vaccinations which should be a deal breaker

 

[Collections Agent]

Why do I have the feeling at least half of the people protesting for BLM didn't even vote?

Felons can't vote iirc

 

[StraightShooter2]

 

[Slimy Time]

Alright, I'm going to put my faith in the most reliable predictor of elections that I know, my old man. He has so far accurately called 2015 UK election, Brexit, 2016 US election, 2017 UK snap election and the 2019 UK snap election. He's says he's going to wake up tomorrow with a Trump win.

Well, the boomer is 5 for 5 so far, let's see if he can make it to 6.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Y'all out here doom posting about the moon, when you should be climaxing to the jive of salvation from on high.

@Null if a giant doesn't appear in the bottom left you're not being all you can be

 

[EyelessMC]

China uncensored is owned an operated by a literal cult,

What, like Mormons? What cult? You can't just put that out there man I gotta know

one that has a beef with china

Everyone has beef with China

ea history of lying about things related to china

Gonna need some details, chief, because when it comes to China there really aren't many "lies" against them...

 

[D_Tractor]

View attachment 1704741

Need location and context. This is the greatest clip i have seen since Heather Hayer's fat gut bouncing up and down on the stretcher.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

My contribution

 

[usernames can change now!]

I've decided I'm watching RSBN, because if Trump loses it'll be funniest. If Trump wins Florida and North Carolina I'll switch to mining salt on CNN.

 

[theshep]

Those numbers...

 

[Salubrious]

I'd bet money Trump will win the popular vote this time around. The EC i'm not so sure about tho

If the popular vote was tied somehow, Trump wins the EC by something ridiculous like Obama's 2018 win of 365-173.

That's how big the gaps are in California, New York, Illinois (Chicago), and Massachusetts (Boston) are.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Now can these Gamexplain morons get a KiwiFarms thread made for them?

Wow, even JelloApocalypse was more subtle than that

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Felons can't vote iirc

unless you're in virginia

 

[Leaf-eon]

 

[KingElizabeth]

I genuinely love this moon.

 

[Thundershlock]

Y

Alright, I'm going to put my faith in the most reliable predictor of elections that I know, my old man. He has so far accurately called 2015 UK election, Brexit, 2016 US election, 2017 UK snap election and the 2019 UK snap election. He's says he's going to wake up tomorrow with a Trump win.

Well, the boomer is 5 for 5 so far, let's see if he can make it to 6.

You dont need to be a boomer with a track record to have a shot at being right this time.

Ive been saying it since biden got elected. They shoulda gone with a mitt romney aged guy I think.

 

[Unpleasant]

Felons can't vote iirc

Many states have made it legal for felons to vote after their release from parole or probation. Some require repayment of costs owed. Florida does, and thats why mini Mike Bloomberg was literally paying off the debts of felons to coerce them to vote.

Predictably few felons bother to take advantage of it, but I would imagine the ones that do are mostly ghetto niggers whose grandma bussed them to the polls in exchange for food or something.

 

[Ahriman]

I'm ready

Let's fucking go, boys.