Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Dagobert]

Has anyone noticed that on 270 to win, Alabama has been called for Trump and reversed twice? Like, he has a more solid lead there than Biden here in Oregon, what in the goddamn.

 

[Coffee Druid]

You can look at election results on the shitter instead of jackin it.

The world's supposedly ending. Why shouldn't I enjoy the last moments.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Republicans are now ahead in senate seats for the first time tonight and only 5 seats away from clinching control. They've been leading in the house count all night.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Literally me
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Poller is missing a “Biden/Harris” cap and a cone of ice cream

 

[Escaped Abortion]

And now Oregon has legalized the possession of FUCKING DRUGS. I hope these leftist faggots who voted this shit in get their throats slit by crazy hobos in Portland.

They needed the drugs to cope with tonight. I am glad that Oregon is going to experiment in legalizing drugs. It's a good test case for the parts of the country that matter, and if worse comes to worse, nothing of value was lost.

 

[lurk_moar]

*Looking at Canadian histology courses intensifies*

 

[Dagobert]

They needed the drugs to cope with tonight. I am glad that Oregon is going to experiment in legalizing drugs. It's a good test case for the parts of the country that matter.

As an Oregonian, I can assure you we don't need drugs to be legal to use them for coping.

 

[Childe]

I just want everyone to know I still love all of you no matter who wins

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Joe Biden gonna make a statement "soon" dammit keeping me awake

It must be big it's past Sleepy Joe's bedtime.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Apparently the old Joe's supposed to come out and speak to America in a few minutes.

Afterwords, I'm probably gonna watch a movie or something.

 

[LofaSofa]

I just want everyone to know I still love all of you no matter who wins

GAY.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Has anyone noticed that on 270 to win, Alabama has been called for Trump and reversed twice? Like, he has a more solid lead there than Biden here in Oregon, what in the goddamn.

Its because everyone media outlet in the country is controlled 90 percent by democrats and don't want to admit the inevitable.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Considering how hard the bitch in MI fucked that state over Covid rules if MI doesnt go red I will be astounded.

Then again Detroit is retarded.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Joe Biden gonna make a statement "soon" dammit keeping me awake

"MUrgmgmioasdjliew cockroaches oimasdoimasoidfmsf pushups oaisjoiamsdoimasdf" - Joe Biden

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

You can look at election results on the shitter instead of jackin it.

I do have two hands, you know. Multitasking, do you speak it?

Joe Biden gonna make a statement "soon" dammit keeping me awake

I wonder what inversion of reality and utter bullshit he will offer up. Please please please let him stroke out on live TV.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Biden got Minnesota. Guess all those Somalians liked there positions.

 

[RudeRoasts]

Twitter

BREAKING: Fox News retracts Arizona call for Biden.

Twitter

Correction: Fox says they are "debating" whether to retract the AZ call.

 

[Pentex]

Fox just withdrew its call of Arizona for Biden.

@Night, gimme my can, faggot.

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

So Oregonians can use drugs but not gas pumps? Lol get it together.

 

[General Tug Boat]

From what I can tell of the race so far, it is still relatively close. Depending on how PA swings I think is really going to give us the indicator of how much Trump will hypothetically win by. It will be a fucking devastating loss for sleepy Joe if he manages to lose two of the most important states critical to a potential victory, which from my observation would of been PA && FL. Since because of our Cuban friends being more BASED than the average suburban MAGA voter, let's see how much rigging happens over the next few hours. I think I am the most surprised by Michigan tonight, but as another poster pointed out on here. Whitmer unequivocally did not help the democrats at all in my home state. NC can also be a good tipping point to give Biden a slight advantage if it manages to swing blue. I think the end of all of this, we will be cunt hairs close though. I still am betting on another 4 years for the orange man, and an ultimate chimp out by the corn pop brigade.