Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Ged!]

WI gonna be even closer than PA by the looks of it.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Alright, I'm gonna make fun of that one dude bitching at me about conspiracy theories if they call WI now that it's leaning Biden.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

What site has Biden up in WI? Trump's up by 1 point everywhere I'm looking.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/elections/live_results/2020/president/

I don't buy it but it is what it is. I'm starting to get nervous.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I just woke up, did Biden make a statement? Trump as well?

 

[Never Scored]

America doesn't do things other countries do, other countries do what America does. Also those other countries suck.

He's not even right anyway. Most parlimentry governments do not vote directly for head of state and control of the legislature is determined by ridings, not the popular vote. Parties get majorities in parliament without winning the popular vote all the time.

 

[Shqueefa]

Fuck you WI for giving smug troons hope.

 

[Vesperus]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let us not lose sight of the fact that, 100 years from now, we'll all be dead and no-one will give a shit.

Imma drink moar.

Cheers, V.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Looking at the Google AP data it seems like Trump is a shoe in. Biden would need

60% of remaining votes in WI (outdated)
84% of remaining votes in GA
72% of remaining votes in NC

WI has literally just flipped leaning blue. Trump needs 55% of remaining 168k votes in WI to win.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Well it is really hard not to be sometimes. When you have the executives at Google having a leaked meeting of executives where they are going to crush Trump. Where Twitter outright censors not only the President but the accounts of the Press Secretary and the Trump campaign. When you see DA's refusing to prosecute rioters. When you have Governors and Mayors telling the National Guard to go away and the Police to stand down.

Maybe Humanity hasn't really evolved past the eleventh century, we just have shinier toys thats all.

It's just corruption and political theater. It just hasn't gone quite this far before in recent memory. The Dems pulled out all the stops this time. You wouldn't expect them to burn down their cities to pwn the incumbent and make him look bad. But here we are.

Will the Brits and Americans in the thread please stop fighting...

We all know the true enemy are the fucking French.

The Germans are the true enemy. We became bffs after we united in kicking the shit out the Kaiser and his moustache, cheap lager beer, and the soldiers wearing the dumb pointy hats. What isn't there to hate, really? We united in fighting the proto-hipsters.

Anyways, the French helped us Americans out of a tight spot once so we are friends. Yorktown. The Brits might remember that one. Lol.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Biden still has to take both GA and PA to win. If he fails to grab either than Trump does.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

Let's be honest, regardless of your political leaning you've got to admit that a tie is the most fitting result for this fucking 2020

 

[inception_state]

WI gonna be even closer than PA by the looks of it.

Yeah, this one's going to be in recount territory I bet. Biden's up 10k, but all the blue counties are in now at 100% or 99% and there are still a few rural counties to go. Brown and Washington counties have a decent number of people, lean Republican, and are at 50% and 75% respectively. Trump could easily pick up 10k between those two.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let us not lose sight of the fact that, 100 years from now, we'll all be dead and no-one will give a shit.

Imma drink moar.

Cheers, V.

I will pray that Australia in its cosmic retardation do not poison your water.

 

[Terrifik]

I just woke up, did Biden make a statement? Trump as well?

He called out the fix & stopped counting votes in certain place to add more mail in ballots .

 

[Big Jake]

I've got Biden as (uncalled) blue now as well, Google (AP) and New York Post. The fucking chimp zoo that is Milwaukee was seemingly primarily responsible for this.

God fucking damn it. Stupid, stupid fucking apes.

 

[JamusActimus]

Let's be honest, regardless of your political leaning you've got to admit that a tie is the most fitting result for this fucking 2020

270 for both Trump and Biden and Jo Jorgensen wins

 

[Null]

 

[LazloChalos]

"My fellow Americans, I call on all patriots to take up arms against our domestic enemies who are attempting to destroy our democratic process"

-My fevered dreams

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What does this mea- oh ffs! forgot about florida.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Nate Pyrite just gave Trump a 7% chance. Pack it up folks, it's over.
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Where the fuck are the x in 100 numbers coming from? Am I missing a joke? This threads too fast

 

[DeadFish]

All hail the techno boyar. Boyar were the aristocrat s in russia, right?