Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Vesperus]

You have the population of Alabama.

And yet, more chromosomes.

 

[Ged!]

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Expected tbh. Mail-in ballots were destined to lean heavy blue.

 

[Male Idiot]

So still a tossup thanks to ballot stuffing?

What will be our lulz, Trumpsalt again, or the hilarity of Biden trying to negotiate with Putin, Xi, Kim.....

 

[Str8Bustah]

"My fellow Americans, I call on all patriots to take up arms against our domestic enemies who are attempting to destroy our democratic process"

-My fevered dreams



What does this mea- oh ffs! forgot about florida.

I had a dream that either someone standing underneath a republican flag got shot, or the flag got shot while they were under it. I hope that it was just a dream.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Whoever takes Wisconsin, I'm looking forward to people REEEing at the Jo Jorgensen voters, because at this point, those 37+K are gonna be probably more than enough to make up for the difference between the candidates.

 

[Curt Sibling]

It's just corruption and political theater. It just hasn't gone quite this far before in recent memory. The Dems pulled out all the stops this time. You wouldn't expect them to burn down their cities to pwn the incumbent and make him look bad. But here we are.

The Germans are the true enemy. We became bffs after we united in kicking the shit out the Kaiser and his moustache, cheap lager beer, and the soldiers wearing the dumb pointy hats. What isn't there to hate, really? We united in fighting the proto-hipsters.

Anyways, the French helped us Americans out of a tight spot once so we are friends. Yorktown. The Brits might remember that one. Lol.

Most people cannot recall what happened last year, never mind a distant battle in the 1770s.
The rest of your post is pure autism. But I agree that Germans are scoundrels.

 

[Terrifik]

Seee Louis Le Vau wroung gibs was right

 

[Vesperus]

I had a dream that either someone standing underneath a republican flag got shot, or the flag got shot while they were under it. I hope that it was just a dream.

What is a republican flag?

 

[Overly Serious]

Wisconsin is flipping, theres likely gonna be recounts happening since its so close

The fuck? Ten minutes ago they were at 98% of the votes in and Trump was at 51%. I didn't write down what the actual vote totals were but to drop that down to Trump being on 49.1 behind Biden in the last couple of percentage points seems dubious. Real Clear Politics currently reporting 98.08% of the votes in for Wisconsin.

You know it occurs to me that some good statistical analysis could find anomalies worth investigating through all of this election.

 

[Happy Fish]

Apparently Wisconsin is because Milwaukee pushed through. As other counties finish the spread may increase again.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

At the same time, having an election held hostage by far leftists is still pretty fucked up.

You are aware that this scenario is something that exists only in your mind, right? Antifa isn't actually holding the presidential election hostage.

 

[Overly Serious]

What is a republican flag?

At this point, it's the stars and stripes.

Not sure what the Democrat flag looks like but I think it's red with four yellow stars on it.

 

[NSJAP]

I want to remind you, stop being tricked.

 

[inception_state]

Apparently Wisconsin is because Milwaukee pushed through. As other counties finish the spread may increase again.

Yeah according to the NYT the Green Bay absentee votes are still outstanding, and Trump is currently 6-7% above his 2016 results in Brown county. Those results coming in is going to hurt, most likely widening the gap rather than closing it.

If Trump keeps everything he's currently leading (excluding Wisconsin), that's a win, but if he loses Michigan that's 268... RIP. Unless he manages to flip Arizona or Nevada or something.

 

[Terrifik]

Soo it Begins

 

[CaesarCzech]

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Trump getting 3 point latino improvement and 2 point black improvement was landslide prediction, but between those 5 white voters and ballot stuffing democrats are still in pretty decent position.

 

[Silent Observer]

Shouldn't be that shocking that it's a relatively close election. The media hid nearly all dirt on Biden while ignoring any positive things Trump did as president. Even with the debates they ignored immigration, a key issue Trump ran on in 2016, likely because he had succeeded with getting a border wall/barrier built and getting Barr in who did that "toss them back" rule (forget what it's called). As well Trump didn't get us into any new wars which sadly is an accomplishment, Dems had to do a lot of coping by deciding selling weapons to the Saudis so they could do their own war against terrorists is the US doing a war. Which still seems weird that worked as well as it did given how loudly the Democrats cried when Trump wanted to pull troops out of Syria because "muh Kurds".

Biden's campaign even tried adopting some Trump positions like "Buy American", pretending it was something Democrats were always in favor of. Mostly it was a nostalgia appeal while hiding Biden so he couldn't fuck things up too much.

It's pretty much an issue of the media having branded Biden the bland candidate that would return everything to normal while treating Trump as giga-Hitler.

The media? The only purpose of the media is to sensationalize people, products, and events so they can market and sell them for monetary profit. They don't answer to some Illuminati Hooded Cabal. They answer to shareholders, and in order to provide those answers, they answer to the public who pays for their products thus giving them money for the shareholders.

Quite simply, Trump is already a priveleged bitchboi who answers to his cronies. If he can't handle opponents who do the same, HIS BITCH ASS SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IN THE POLITICAL GAME, AND NOW THE TEMELUCHUS MOON IS LOOKING DOWN ON HIM (AND HIS SUPPORTERS ) IN SHAME....

 

[Collections Agent]

Unfortunately an overwhelming majority of the people who died from COVID have decided to vote for Biden

 

[biscuitscilia]

The fuck? Ten minutes ago they were at 98% of the votes in and Trump was at 51%. I didn't write down what the actual vote totals were but to drop that down to Trump being on 49.1 behind Biden in the last couple of percentage points seems dubious. Real Clear Politics currently reporting 98.08% of the votes in for Wisconsin.

You know it occurs to me that some good statistical analysis could find anomalies worth investigating through all of this election.

It's kinda fucking weird, ain't it? Really makes you think.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Yes and yes

What did they say?