Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Journoscum]

It's funny to stop election monitoring to Dems seething only to come back to Conservatives seething. Beautiful day for salt. I'm stunned so many people are taken aback by these late swings for Biden. I feel like absentee/early voting/mail in votes were expected to be largely Dem and a lot of states didn't get an early start counting those.

 

[Ged!]

It's not likely, but there's actually an non-zero chance Trump could flip back AZ. Maricopa, Pinal, and Yavapai are worth watching.

 

[Str8Bustah]

hey man, im gonna be polite

i hope you commit suicide and i think you're a huge cunt, can you stop spamming this thread? I'm trying to read it and your posts are wasting space.

something tells me he doesn't understand that thread sliding doesn't work here the way it does on 4chan

 

[Ged!]

Has there been any statement regarding Brown county, WI? There still at 50.35%.

Vote counting machine broke.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

Vote counting machine broke.

I see. Let's hope it gets fixed soon.

 

[KifflomKween]

SJW election anxiety

When Trump won they made a thread about. This one's recent. I hope Trump wins again. The triggering and sperging will be off the charts.

 

[Vesperus]

I'm surprised at how close Texas was. I fully expected it to go red but I wondered for a minute.

I literally had poo in my hand when I saw that...

...I should really have a word with my housemate about his dog.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Vote counting machine broke.

That's what happens when you start cramming those sudden magical Biden ballots in.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Did someone already mentionned this vlog then Styx posted? He's on a roll.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Replying to spergs who quoted me isn't spamming, nor is it thread sliding. Something tells me you need to take your meds.

I got your meds right here. I even made them anime flavored for how autistic you're being.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Vote counting machine broke.

American political machine broke.

 

[Garm]

Is there a meme of Trump with Yugi hair? If he pulls this off it will seem like one of those "heart of the cards" moments.

 

[salvuserit]

Moon can go, I guess? Trump has won.

 

[The Final Troondown]

SJW election anxiety

When Trump won they made a thread about. This one's recent. I hope Trump wins again. The triggering and sperging will be off the charts.

archive it you nigger, I got too many bitches on my dick to be a member of an asexual forum

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Are you a somebody, or do you just think you're important? I'm guessing you overestimate your charm and importance.

Former God King of the Denmark Dimension, soon to be Chancellor of the United States; currently the Father of Cynicism living outside of Sinope.

And whom might I ask are you little one? A transient from /pol/? A lost Reddit user? Perhaps you are a little Twitter lamb who heard of the evil farms? I ask because it would seem you do not have proper internet forum etiquette, meaning you are most likely
A: An imbecile
B: Underage.
C: A faggot.
D: A combination of the above.

Please, think before posting and lose the ego especially at such a young profile age. Thanks.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Replying to spergs who quoted me isn't spamming, nor is it thread sliding. Something tells me you need to take your meds.

The fact that you are quoting someone does not mean your post isn't spam, that is an absolutely retarded idea.

 

[Ged!]

SJW election anxiety

When Trump won they made a thread about. This one's recent. I hope Trump wins again. The triggering and sperging will be off the charts.

I'd love to view that, but I don't have an asexuality.org account.

 

[Vesperus]

hey man, im gonna be polite

i hope you commit suicide and i think you're a huge cunt, can you stop spamming this thread? I'm trying to read it and your posts are wasting space.

Huge cunt? I want in.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Moon can go, I guess? Trump has won.

The moon isn't here for Trump, it's here for all of us...

 

[AnOminous]

Can't wait for the civil war.

I'm locked and loaded.