Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[sperginity]

Anyone in here have any special insights into Nevada? As usual the media retards are focused on PA when they should be focused there, as it's a razor thin margin right now and would put Biden over the top with MI.

its full of hispanic people who are generally non-woke

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm not too worried about a Biden win, except for one little thing.

It just validates people like Cinema Roberto's view of "No bad tactics, only bad targets" and the fact if these hysterical assholes were brave enough to shoot and stab motherfuckers under "Dictator Trump" then what will they feel empowered to do under Sleepy Joe and Copmala?

I have the same feelings. I don't want those media fucks to go "I TOLD YOU SO YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO US".

 

[Silent Observer]

WHERE THE FUCK DID TEMELUCHUS GO?

WHERE IS TEMELUCHUS?

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Are you drunk?

I see the Highlight system is still broken.

 

[Zarael]

List of retarded voter fraud so far: 300k "missing" ballots reported right before Florida was called, then immediately forgotten about when Trump's lead surpassed 300k. Refusing to call very obvious Trump wins in the mid 90 percentiles. Freezing Michigan and Winsconsin before dumping enough Biden votes out of nowhere to make a vertical line on the graphs. Nevada getting frozen for no apparent reason. Alleged fraud in Wisconsin again in which more people voted than were registered to vote in the state. All the Arizona fuckery. And this isn't even in 24 hours

I've never seen what happened last night before. They froze out key states when it looked like Trump had unstoppable leads. Left them for over 4 hours then when they resume counting everything is coming up 80/20 for Biden? I don't have enough of a tinfoil hat to think it's deliberate fraud but it looks extremely suspect just based on the facts. This election is almost certainly going to the Supreme Court and I don't even have faith they'll actually do anything since Roberts has a pathological fear of going against the status quo.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

If Biden wins I will piss and shit and fart and cum

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

https://twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1324063307318349825?s=20

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Wew wee I gotta turn down the brightness on my screen, that glows.

 

[Shqueefa]

It's happening in Detroit:

https://twitter.com/duckdiver19/status/1324085623750160384

https://twitter.com/duckdiver19/status/1324087519118385154

https://twitter.com/Wizard_Predicts/status/1324085564409323520

 

[tired and hopeless]

I hate to ask twice but this thread is very noisy. Does anybody have a source on the Reps supposedly gaining the house? I can't find anything about it. NYT is paywalled.

Reuters has some info on house races (https://www.reuters.com/) where they gained 2 seats so far, but i dont see them winning the house completely

 

[Gravemind]

It turns out the real cope and sperging we were hoping for was with us right here on the farms all along.

I've been seething myself over all this suspect shit that's happened since pre-midnight last night but, ultimately, all this back and forth from you speds is the ultimate cope.

Seeing what happens next in this giant clownshow is the most important thing here, not slapfighting back and forth with each other and fishing for internet stickers. Not that I can stop any of you, but still. Perspective is important.

 

[Silent Observer]

Where's the Temeluchus Moon Avatar that was up? Why was it up, and why was it taken down?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

salt

 

[HeyYou]

Biden's going to give a speech soon, apparently. He's likely to announce victory.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

If Biden wins I will piss and shit and fart and cum

At the same time or one after another?

 

[Terrifik]

What happened to the moon?

twitter trying to get noel in trouble with nitendo.

 

[LaxerBRO]

A little. According to a Trump campaign aide (take it with a carton of salt) their exit polls show they expect to flip Reno and expand their lead in Carson, which would have them win by about 5k votes.

Is the the same party that says the flip in Arizona is coming anytime now?

 

[Kheapathic]

Where's the Temeluchus Moon Avatar that was up? Why was it up, and why was it taken down?

It's a Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask thing. Link has three days to save the world (or rewind time) before the moon crashes into the planet and wipes everything out. Jersh was probably having a fun doomsday laugh; but election day is over, so the moon is gone.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

It turns out the real cope and sperging we were hoping for was with us right here on the farms all along.

I've been seething myself over all this suspect shit that's happened since pre-midnight last night but, ultimately, all this back and forth from you speds is the ultimate cope.

Seeing what happens next in this giant clownshow is the most important thing here, not slapfighting back and forth with each other and fishing for internet stickers. Not that I can stop any of you, but still. Perspective is important.

Lolcows attract lolcows. A lot here are just as spergy as them, and that goes for myself too.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Apparently it's over copyright, but it wouldn't shock me if Twitch Thots reported her because she's cutting into their market.

Wouldn't surprise me YT/Twitch are really anal about copyright these days.

 

[Bongocat]

Reuters has some info on house races (https://www.reuters.com/) where they gained 2 seats so far, but i dont see them winning the house completely

Yeah it's quite hard to tell from the existing results what you'll get. A lot of that is predicted by what seats are safe blue or red, but obviously I don't keep up with all that.

538 has some predictions but uh... well they've been pretty this time around