Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[ravensboy]

The funny thing is nobody can remember Biden eating an ice cream cone, even to his diehard supporters you need to explain the reference.

what is this ice cream cone thing anyways

Does it signify his vanilla , milquetoast policies or "the normal" type of reset we've been hearing about for months

 

[Just Here for A and H]

I can imagine unironically caring about bigotry, and it's the sort of thing that gets your presidential candidate elected because the vast majority of people in 2020 aren't autistic neckbeards who think niggerdeath and helicopter memes are 'based'.

Actual moralfagging in 2020 lmao

So you're telling me people only voted for Biden because people were saying mean things? I guess the majority of American voters are Karen crying to HR, and Becky telling the teacher that Billy and Bobby were talking while she was in the copy-room. That says a lot about Americans, and nothing good. A nation of thin-skinned preschoolers.

 

[ZehnBoat]

so how many months will biden last before he kicks the bucket?

 

[Butter]

what is this ice cream cone thing anyways

Does it signify his vanilla , milquetoast policies or "the normal" type of reset we've been hearing about for months

He is an icecream type of guy, according to him. He just likes the stuff. There are a bunch of videos on YouTube of him loving the stuff.

 

[LUNEKO]

That's more or less what Hitlery did in 2016. I don't know what the fuck is up with these people but while you can shit on white men on Twitter all day long they still fucking vote more than any other demographic. You can't win without white men no matter how woke or unwoke you are.

They think they have those suckers on the bag and then suddenly OOPS critical thinking

 

[Rekkington]

what is this ice cream cone thing anyways

Does it signify his vanilla , milquetoast policies or "the normal" type of reset we've been hearing about for months

Like the 5 people in this thread angrily giving people stickers, they are probably Something Awful goons who only know "this makes him look cool!" As always they're trying to act like /pol/ and failing.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The autistic quarrels between retards on this thread are more amusing than Joe and Donald's fight ever was.

Draw us some art!

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I hope necromancy works because my ideal candidate is huey long

EVERY

MAN

A

KING

Praise be the Kingfish.

 

[Fools Idol]

Call me cuck but I feel like Trump and the cult around him should just take the L and fuck off. Even if Dems cheated, so what? He wouldn't be the first criminal to get into office or the last. Do people really want this shit show to continue?

Remember when Hillary lost? And everyone told the Dems to just accept it and work with Trump in a reasonable way to achieve a good working compromise for a better future. And remember when they stomped their feet like petulant children and helped make a shitty situation worse? Because I do. The country is in desperate need for a cohesive vision for the future and stability. If that means working with Biden (or Trump for that matter) then so be it. It's going to need a miracle for that to happen, but it needs to.

A Biden presidency wont be the end of the world and chimping out like a retard is fucking stupid. The Us has survived 45 presidents, but it wont survive the people acting like fuck spastics. This all makes me miss Obama or Bush.

Oh, and kill everyone with a Twitter account, then the country will start to heal.

 

[Star Stuff]

Do people really want this shit show to continue?

Yes.

 

[heh]

I wasn't watching at that moment and neither were plenty of people. If you have a clip of the stream where it happened, the exact minute or two when it happened, or more evidence than some twitter posts it would make for a better case. I don't disagree and think WI should be investigated anyways since they have a very abnormal voter turnout, but I personally cannot corroborate a "100k Biden votes in a minute" claim no matter where I look and haven't seen concrete proof besides hearsay originating from tweets. I want to believe in shenanigans.

I think saw a clip or something somewhere, I'll try finding it. Don't want to make any unfounded claims, so I'll assume it didn't happen for now.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hope necromancy works because my ideal candidate is huey long

EVERY

MAN

A

KING

I wanted Bob Chandler to win so he could cut down the stuff I don't like

 

[Mooger Meng]

Jesus tittyfucking christ, I come back to the thread over 100 pages behind, only reading highlights, and still don't really feel like I've gotten a handle on what the fuck this rollercoaster trainwreck is doing.

Every time I think we've hit peak Clown World, 2020 just honks that much louder at us.

 

[ravensboy]

Praise be the Kingfish.

If he wasn't killed by the son of his political opponent we'd surely be in a better place today.

 

[JaneThough]

Someone replace the icecream cone with a little girl's head, and it's accurate.

 

[LUNEKO]

so how many months will biden last before he kicks the bucket?

This is implying he was even alive to begin with

 

[Rekkington]

Remember when Hillary lost? And everyone told the Dems to just accept it and work with Trump in a reasonable way to achieve a good working compromise for a better future. And remember when they stomped their feet like petulant children and helped make a shitty situation worse? Because I do. The country is in desperate need for a cohesive vision for the future and stability.

Okay so your plan is to concede to the people who stomped their feet and are mad and want to punish the other side.
Well golly, I bet if we just abolished police, all these violent black people will go away!

 

[CatboyCumDump]

They've been atomising us for decades. It's game theory in action. In order to squeeze every last penny out of the economy, it's not conducive for people to have any allegiances to anything other than purchasable commodities and themselves as individuals. In that case, the family unit has to go, along with the prospect of ever providing for one with a single wage. The less time parents have due to work commitments, the more poorly their kids are raised, who themselves end up turning to the market (video games, TV, internet, legal drugs, anti-d's etc...) for momentary emotional relief as a means of compensation. Once that's achieved, strip a man of all his extra cultural baggage (community, heritage, tradition), neutralise and repackage it into a safe commodity that doesn't risk the social order and sell it back to the people as temporary relief from the existential abyss we're all helplessly hurtling through.

I'd also like to point out that on the flip side of the coin when you look away from consumerist ideology towards communist ones you see the same attempted break down of the nuclear family. In the Communist Manifesto the nuclear family is named as a vessel of capitalism. Ignore the fact that the nuclear family predates the economic system, it must be torn apart lest the bourgeoisie get all the women. Here's the relevant portion taken from Chapter 2 of the book (source) in case you're wondering, bonus section including incel rage about not getting women too:

Abolition [Aufhebung] of the family! Even the most radical flare up at this infamous proposal of the Communists.
On what foundation is the present family, the bourgeois family, based? On capital, on private gain. In its completely developed form, this family exists only among the bourgeoisie. But this state of things finds its complement in the practical absence of the family among the proletarians, and in public prostitution.
The bourgeois family will vanish as a matter of course when its complement vanishes, and both will vanish with the vanishing of capital.
Do you charge us with wanting to stop the exploitation of children by their parents? To this crime we plead guilty.
But, you say, we destroy the most hallowed of relations, when we replace home education by social.
And your education! Is not that also social, and determined by the social conditions under which you educate, by the intervention direct or indirect, of society, by means of schools, &c.? The Communists have not invented the intervention of society in education; they do but seek to alter the character of that intervention, and to rescue education from the influence of the ruling class.
The bourgeois clap-trap about the family and education, about the hallowed co-relation of parents and child, becomes all the more disgusting, the more, by the action of Modern Industry, all the family ties among the proletarians are torn asunder, and their children transformed into simple articles of commerce and instruments of labour.
But you Communists would introduce community of women, screams the bourgeoisie in chorus.
The bourgeois sees his wife as a mere instrument of production. He hears that the instruments of production are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to no other conclusion than that the lot of being common to all will likewise fall to the women.
He has not even a suspicion that the real point aimed at is to do away with the status of women as mere instruments of production.
For the rest, nothing is more ridiculous than the virtuous indignation of our bourgeois at the community of women which, they pretend, is to be openly and officially established by the Communists. The Communists have no need to introduce community of women; it has existed almost from time immemorial.
Our bourgeois, not content with having wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other’s wives.
Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common and thus, at the most, what the Communists might possibly be reproached with is that they desire to introduce, in substitution for a hypocritically concealed, an openly legalised community of women. For the rest, it is self-evident that the abolition of the present system of production must bring with it the abolition of the community of women springing from that system, i.e., of prostitution both public and private.

 

[Dyn]

Actual moralfagging in 2020 lmao

So you're telling me people only voted for Biden because people were saying mean things? I guess the majority of American voters are Karen crying to HR, and Becky telling the teacher that Billy and Bobby were talking while she was in the copy-room. That says a lot about Americans, and nothing good. A nation of thin-skinned preschoolers.

When you grow up and join the real world maybe you'll understand the importance of being decent to other people, but until then you'll just have to cope and seethe as you watch your president get thrown out of the white house after a single embarrassing term.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Lol at that new logo.

Anyways, still hoping for ultimate salt where now Trump wins to recounts.

Oh please oh please

That would be the most hilarious outcome, a 5-4 decision that gives him four more years. The salt from rightoids at the moment is entertaining, but this shit going to the Supreme Court would be a God damn riot!

What? a young candidate with actual aspirations to help the american people and who seems likeable enough? He doesn't want forever wars in the sand ? Gett him outta here!!!

no but seriously fuck the DNC for putting forth another warmongering piece of shit

Maybe he's senile enough to just nuke the Middle East and get it the fuck over with. But yeah they really fucked up by not putting Andy Yang in the hot seat. I don't agree with him on everything but he's earned my respect just by pointing out the problem of automation taking people's jobs. It's an inevitability that we need to be prepared for.