Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Computer Boy]

Let me be clear, if I could get away with putting people I politically disagree with up against a wall and blowing their fucking brains out, I would. I detest democrats, I detest Trump, I detest Mitch McConnell, but unfortunately in this fucked up system I am forced into one side, and the side I vote for is the one that will deprive me of less of the rights I care about. I have nothing but white hot hatred for this political binary I'm forced into, and I don't even get the sweet catharsis of "voting my conscience" in the election because I live in a swing state, so if I don't vote for the faggots that will destroy my home with fracking quakes, I get the faggots that will take my guns and train my kids to be faggots.

I fucking hate it, I hate it so goddamn much, just like most of America, so I will approve of the most disgusting and dastardly acts to achieve a strategic victory because I don't even believe in the system in the first place. Your moral grandstanding has no power here, because I am fully aware of the kind of piece of shit I am.

Lol calm down faggot

 

[JaneThough]

Let me be clear, if I could get away with putting people I politically disagree with up against a wall and blowing their fucking brains out, I would. I detest democrats, I detest Trump, I detest Mitch McConnell, but unfortunately in this fucked up system I am forced into one side, and the side I vote for is the one that will deprive me of less of the rights I care about. I have nothing but white hot hatred for this political binary I'm forced into, and I don't even get the sweet catharsis of "voting my conscience" in the election because I live in a swing state, so if I don't vote for the faggots that will destroy my home with fracking quakes, I get the faggots that will take my guns and train my kids to be faggots.

I fucking hate it, I hate it so goddamn much, just like most of America, so I will approve of the most disgusting and dastardly acts to achieve a strategic victory because I don't even believe in the system in the first place. Your moral grandstanding has no power here, because I am fully aware of the kind of piece of shit I am.

lol calm down girl.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

What if the fix is for Trump instead tho? do we get into "whoever cheats the hardest win" territory?

I'm pretty sure everyone, including the hardcore Trumpers would go "wtf?!" in unison.

Regardless of what side you are on, a spike THAT big and obvious overnight is suspicious as fuck. Believe it or not, there are more people that would rather want the truth and a legit clean win rather than a rigged shitshow.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Boy, am I sure glad that commies are out there and that we're in here, and that the commies are Null, and we're all commies, and that we're out there, and I just remembered. We're out here. What I really want to know is where are the commies?

Bro, just become the Joepedo. It's okay. We can give the SS Trump the send-off he needs.

 

[Corydoras]

Reminder that some folks want to put the government in charge of both healthcare and business when the state seems to have trouble counting dots on paper without shitting itself. Imagine.

edit: spelling

 

[Fougaro]

This election has been such a clusterfuck, you Amerifats make Third World shitholes look competent by comparison.

Even if Trump wins in the end, I hope we can keep this new blue interface.

 

[Meth Kennedy]

I voted for Kanye because I like the color purple.

 

[Fools Idol]

Suing, going to the USSC most likely, and having a recount with stricter standards.

And when that goes goes nowhere, then what? Maybe I'm just a pessimist, but I feel like Biden is going to get in (that's assuming he cheated). We will have to see who "wins" first before any of this though.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

A couple hundred pages back people were talking about there being NO WAY Wisconsin and Michigan were going blue.

I’d absolutely want to recount myself, just for peace of mind.

 

[The Real Fizzicist]

Can we just talk about the election results? I don't care about who has the bigger dick

 

[LUNEKO]

Wut? It clearly isn't. We're talking about Michigan, where Trump was leading by enough and with enough votes counted that Biden couldn't overtake or tie him, but then the state wasn't called, flipped at the very last minute, and now there are more votes than eligible voters and votes from people born in the 1800's.

I warned you guys after RGB died that the Democrats would begin to support necromancy

 

[Duke Nukem]

Wut? It clearly isn't. We're talking about Michigan, where Trump was leading by enough and with enough votes counted that Biden couldn't overtake or tie him, but then the state wasn't called, flipped at the very last minute, and now there are more votes than eligible voters and votes from people born in the 1800's.

Yeah I think they had a fix ready to go in a few battleground states, just enough to make shit believable. Too bad they got caught red handed.

They may be evil, but they're smarter than you give credit for. And Jesus Christ, even fucking Ukraine has better election fraud measures than the USA does.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Lol calm down faggot

lol calm down girl.

You can see my delimma, I hate elections. Every time there is an election I just boil with white hot rage for days.

Basically, don't take it personally.

 

[Overcast]

It's so weird. I was honestly pretty worried about the results and what that will mean for our future, but now that it seems like it's all but confirmed that Biden will win, I kinda feel at ease.

Maybe it's just acceptance that things are out of my control, maybe it's because I live someplace where I don't have to deal with the crazies, maybe it's because despite being under lockdown, I still have a full time job and a loving family to regularly visit but I personally feel no reason to really be angry at all over this. Too much energy to waste.

That being said, this is all probably the calm before the storm, so who knows?

 

[Superman93]

Let me be clear, if I could get away with putting people I politically disagree with up against a wall and blowing their fucking brains out, I would. I detest democrats, I detest Trump, I detest Mitch McConnell, but unfortunately in this fucked up system I am forced into one side, and the side I vote for is the one that will deprive me of less of the rights I care about. I have nothing but white hot hatred for this political binary I'm forced into, and I don't even get the sweet catharsis of "voting my conscience" in the election because I live in a swing state, so if I don't vote for the faggots that will destroy my home with fracking quakes, I get the faggots that will take my guns and train my kids to be faggots.

I fucking hate it, I hate it so goddamn much, just like most of America, so I will approve of the most disgusting and dastardly acts to achieve a strategic victory because I don't even believe in the system in the first place. Your moral grandstanding has no power here, because I am fully aware of the kind of piece of shit I am.

Sperg lol

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Let me be clear, if I could get away with putting people I politically disagree with up against a wall and blowing their fucking brains out, I would. I detest democrats, I detest Trump, I detest Mitch McConnell, but unfortunately in this fucked up system I am forced into one side, and the side I vote for is the one that will deprive me of less of the rights I care about. I have nothing but white hot hatred for this political binary I'm forced into, and I don't even get the sweet catharsis of "voting my conscience" in the election because I live in a swing state, so if I don't vote for the faggots that will destroy my home with fracking quakes, I get the faggots that will take my guns and train my kids to be faggots.

I fucking hate it, I hate it so goddamn much, just like most of America, so I will approve of the most disgusting and dastardly acts to achieve a strategic victory because I don't even believe in the system in the first place. Your moral grandstanding has no power here, because I am fully aware of the kind of piece of shit I am.

Haha, holy shit. Guys, please calm the fuck down, otherwise I am obligated to start fucking with you.

 

[The Demon]

Good morning. They still haven't finished counting

 

[ravensboy]

bro you just had to vote for the kingfish in 1935

that's all you had to do bro and we fucked it up

 

[Computer Boy]

This election has been such a clusterfuck, you Amerifats make Third World shitholes look competent by comparison.

Even if Trump wins in the end, I hope we can keep this new blue interface.

Says the guy who’s country elected a former KGB spy

 

[feral cat #6385]

Bait levels here have reached rock bottom.

Time to go grocery shopping.

Some people really like collecting puzzle pieces.

so how many months will biden last before he kicks the bucket?

24. They are going to be pumping him full of baby blood to keep him alive that long.

Call me cuck but I feel like Trump and the cult around him should just take the L and fuck off. Even if Dems cheated, so what? He wouldn't be the first criminal to get into office or the last. Do people really want this shit show to continue?

Remember when Hillary lost? And everyone told the Dems to just accept it and work with Trump in a reasonable way to achieve a good working compromise for a better future. And remember when they stomped their feet like petulant children and helped make a shitty situation worse? Because I do. The country is in desperate need for a cohesive vision for the future and stability. If that means working with Biden (or Trump for that matter) then so be it. It's going to need a miracle for that to happen, but it needs to.

A Biden presidency wont be the end of the world and chimping out like a retard is fucking stupid. The Us has survived 45 presidents, but it wont survive the people acting like fuck spastics. This all makes me miss Obama or Bush.

Oh, and kill everyone with a Twitter account, then the country will start to heal.

If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.

I'm kind of in that situation.

My girlfriend's here on a visa, about to start applying for her PhD and already has a Masters. If Trump wins, she won't apply to American universities because she thinks America is slipping into fascism.

Coincidentally, she's stopped going out due to covid and spends most of her leisure time on Facebook and Instagram only watching clips enforcing her point of view. Primarily from NowThis, the 98%, and other totally hip and cool pages. I've stopped trying to convince her the other side aren't swastika wearing fascists because it's gotten so caustic. I can't even be apolitical without being scolded. I love her and aren't going to let politics diminish it, but when politics get involved, it gets tough.

What really burns me is we live together and she's ready to destroy everything we have over this election. Unlike most people, she actually will leave if she gets accepted overseas, so how my relationship is tied to this fucking shitshow.

Meanwhile people are burning American flags right outside the Whitehouse and every major corporation and organization is all but openly endorsing the sentiment, but America's becoming a right-wing authoritarian state?

She sounds like a stupid, petty cunt. Get a new girlfriend.