Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Mr. Manchester]

Shitposts are supposed to be minimum effort. That's the secret ingredient.

You and I both know it's having tiddies on your avatar somewhere

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Shitposts are supposed to be minimum effort. That's the secret ingredient.

Some of the spiciest shitposts are made on imgflip in ten seconds.

 

[crocodilian]

A twitter checkmark just said "weaponized autism" unironically.
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Dilbertman makes a good point. The internet right-wing is so easily galvanized that they'll investigate just about everything, and unlike a federal branch they do it for fun, not funding.

 

[CheezzyMach]

What do you mean no civil war?

What you are seeing is rich white people pursuing civil war against freedom loving America so they can install tyranny.

Its the those who value freedom finally realizing they are under assault. Late to the party as usual

Uh huh I heard the same shit the last three elections and all that happened was crying.

The rule of law is over and so is the republic. This is a wild ride and not a fun one

Does nobody seriously remember the shitshow that was the 2000 election?

 

[theshep]

It's just a normal Penske rental. Most out-of-state carriers have to park out in Jessup MD or wherever and transfer the goods onto these rental trucks to deliver into DC because the truck routes don't allow large interstate fleet-size semi trucks into the city.

Could simply be a new air conditioner or photocopier being delivered. Something boring.

That truck was there on Wednesday morning DC time.

People speculated at the time that they were picking up stuff related to the event on Tuesday evening.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

exactly
state officias and courts will declare biden the winner, and at that point the GOP will drop trump like a hot potato and force him to step down
doesnt even matter whether the election was actually stolen or not. remember, the establishment GOP has never liked trump in the first place. most of them prefer a comfy and cushy position as controlled opposition within the dem controlled system, they don't want to actually stand up and fight.

Agreed.
The Republican role since Reagan has been to not rock the boat and to "lose with dignity" and/or ride with the establishment drum beat.
It's a major reason why Trump lost so many suburban women.
He didn't make them "feel good" despite being finally a man of action.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Does nobody seriously remember the shitshow that was the 2000 election?

Most of us aren't like 60 years old dude.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

exactly
state officias and courts will declare biden the winner, and at that point the GOP will drop trump like a hot potato and force him to step down
doesnt even matter whether the election was actually stolen or not. remember, the establishment GOP has never liked trump in the first place. most of them prefer a comfy and cushy position as controlled opposition within the dem controlled system, they don't want to actually stand up and fight.

That's a way to lose the red states better than any ethnic change

 

[Angry New Ager]

I stepped away from this thread (and, tbf, all election coverage) for muh mentalz, and returned to find that it's gone full retard. Oh, well; I guess there's no helping that. 'Tard on, friends.

My deep-blue city passed a bunch of idiotic ballot measures that could--and no doubt will--be used to force through various far-left agendas. We've already got a rampant homeless population that has grown noticeably worse in just the last three months, plus the Antifa shitheads who nobody in local government is willing to challenge, and cops are quitting (leaving an already-understaffed department) in droves. I don't see things getting any better. Even if Trump pulls through, it won't make any difference; my city's determined to destroy itself in the name of progressivism.

So my preferred form of cope right now is looking at real estate in the adjoining counties, which, while still blue, are a much paler shade of it. Things get really rednecky once you get out beyond a town or city of any size, and that's where I'm fucking headed.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Townsends accidently stuck his Nutmeg where it didn't belong.

Although Rush and Alex Jones seem to have the right idea with telling people to be the thorn in the side of Authority, since everything else in the system has been bought out by them. Government unchecked by it's people is tyranny no matter the system. The one thing I want to see is if the media will collapse if Trump is removed from the equation or will the government bail them the fuck out and have them keep going like the Obama years did with dumping money into places like Clickbait companies.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Seeing trump’s dumbass lawsuits being thrown out like they deserve is so cathartic.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

trolling is a art

And art is subjective. Think about it.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

I stepped away from this thread (and, tbf, all election coverage) for muh mentalz, and returned to find that it's gone full retard. Oh, well; I guess there's no helping that. 'Tard on, friends.

My deep-blue city passed a bunch of idiotic ballot measures that could--and no doubt will--be used to force through various far-left agendas. We've already got a rampant homeless population that has grown noticeably worse in just the last three months, plus the Antifa shitheads who nobody in local government is willing to challenge, and cops are quitting (leaving an already-understaffed department) in droves. I don't see things getting any better. Even if Trump pulls through, it won't make any difference; my city's determined to destroy itself in the name of progressivism.

So my preferred form of cope right now is looking at real estate in the adjoining counties, which, while still blue, are a much paler shade of it. Things get really rednecky once you get out beyond a town or city of any size, and that's where I'm fucking headed.

If you move to a red area and vote blue, I hope you get raped to death by a pack of feral niggers.

 

[AveraDiane]

I don't care if Biden wins, but I can't comprehend how a old man who shat his pants and did nothing with scandals on his tail has more electoral votes than Trump. Even if he does, he can't do much if Republicans dominate House and Senate. We'll see what happens, even though it's strange how much stalling there is.

 

[Marissa Moira]

That's a way to lose the red states better than any ethnic change

Yeah the republican voters are tired of people who lose with dignity.

 

[DeadFish]

Uh huh I heard the same shit the last three elections and all that happened was crying.

Does nobody seriously remember the shitshow that was the 2000 election?

A mugging is a two sided conflict. Just because one side isnt aware of being stalked doesnt mean there Isnt a fight.

Same applies here. One side been pursuing conquest while the other side was blissfully grilling and thinking nothing was happening.

A civil war can happen with one side being active and consciously perusing their objective and the other living under the delusion everything is peaceful and fine. A civil war requires at least two groups with opposing interests. Thats it. It doesnt require both sides to be consciously aware and actively participating against each other. Just one needs to be at it.

 

[Maskull]

Townsends accidently stuck his Nutmeg where it didn't belong.

I see Townsends hasn't learned since last time.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Most of us aren't like 60 years old dude.

Aww. It's babby's first disputed election. How cute.

Buckle up. It's going to get stupid.

 

[jspit2.0]

Probably because whoever flips or commits first ends this and then will get the full bore anal probing from whoever loses. If NV commits to Biden or flips, they will get scrutinized. If GA flips, they get it.

It’s a big dumbass game of chicken at this point is my dumbass take.

Sigh, you may be right.

Per NYT, there are still 35,000!!!! ballots today, two days after the election and that they've had for weeks, that still won't be counted in Pennsylvania. Trump is still ahead 50/48 there. They suspect that counting these ballots will cost him the state, the same situation as in

Georgia which somehow has 47,000 ballots. Trump now leads by .2 percent there. These ballots are mostly coming from derangement central and will likely flip the state to Biden, costing him the White House except...

In Arizona, Nate Cohn thinks there's a good chance the 14% of ballots not counted will possibly flip the state to Trump. Not a problem except...

In Nevada, Biden lead by 0.9 and shrinking as 11% of the vote, a 100,000 ballots or so, have yet to be counted from Clark County. There's every reason to believe these could flip NV to Trump.

 

[PaleTay]

What's wrong with providing a way for people in the country illegally to do it the right way? Wouldn't being in illegally and refusing to take the proper steps encourage more deportation? Obama was the king of deporting people, he did it more than Trump by a fair amount. Maybe I'm naive.

I just feel like "AMERICA IS GONNA BE MEXICO 2 NOW" posting is every bit as fucking dumb as "TRUMP IS GONNA BAN ABORTIONS AND KILL ALL TRANNIES" posting from 2016.

Because letting them in in any significant number leads to decline in every facet of quality of life. When you import the 3rd world, you become the 3rd world. Why do you think America is going to be different than every other country on the planet with those policies?