About Don
Hello everyone!
My name is Don J. Carpenter, and I am the excited owner of DJC Media! Even though I have no journalism degree or experience, I pretend to make up investigatory stories about people and first responders because… you know… ACAB and Black Lives Matter!
I started my wanna-be journalism career after I was rejected from working at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and the Tribune-Review. The publishers said that I needed a college-degree, but my parents were too poor to afford one for me so I faked my college diploma to get a job working for myself.
I started a fake news blog called RogueJournalist.org several years ago at the time of the rape case in Steubenville. Even though that girl deserved what she got, I made lots of money and afforded a a rental van for 3-days. My mother was so proud of me when I was sleeping in the van pretending to be an important news reporter. I managed to get on a local TV station after I pretended to be a court official with “breaking news”.
This is me at the local Pittsburgh protests in 2020 after George Floyd was murdered by those horrible police officers in Minnesota.
I ordered this fake police tactical vest so I didn’t get tear-gassed or arrested for getting in the way. Somebody claimed that I started one of the riots, but that’s all fake, don’t listen to them! Nobody tells me I am a fake cop!