Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Spoonge]

4chan's been fucked for awhile now that's why I stopped going on a few months ago.

/tg/ is still a bastion of sanity and card game related whining thankyou very much.
Nothing short of the heat death of reality will stop those faggots.

 

[Star Stuff]

they're both retarded conspiracy theories, rightoid cope.

If you think voter fraud is something that doesn't happen, regardless of who it benefits, I'd like to live in your fantasyland too.

This isn't unique to this election. It's just more blatant than usual.

 

[LurkTrawl]

they're both retarded conspiracy theories, rightoid cope.

Video out of Miami postal center where numerous bins filled with mail, including ballots discovered sitting for more than a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtM3s_1DQY&feature=youtu.be [Embed]

There's a lot more like this. But documented evidence doesn't matter anymore, I guess.

 

[american_amadan]

How does it take one hour to count 600 ballots for fuck's sake?

Have you ever been to an election board in a major metropolitan county? You would be shocked at how retarded the people that work there are. There's about 15 different people who don't know the answer to a simple question. And not even this year, it has always been that way.

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

Cottagecore is old as fucking shit and older than goddamn hippies

Pastoral idealization is centuries fucking old and it's blame mostly falls on the fucking French.

Halfway through it starts to mention the french nobility idolizing and imitating farmers like the modern hipsters.

Gen Z doesn't know shit.

This is why everyone can agree that the French are gay

 

[Chiri]

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

I feel like there are quite a few in this thread who never realized that every election has some kind of fraud. Every. Election.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Who's ready?

is this about a gangbang?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Let us not kid ourselves here. This is going to the courts. When that happens, regardless of the outcome, we win as the circus came early.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I feel like there are quite a few in this thread who never realized that every election has some kind of fraud. Every. Election.

I mean, it does, but to think that Biden is only winning because of massive voter fraud despite Trump openly telling his base not to use a method that is the new standard in Oregon and is considered the safest way to vote in this COVID period, and having relatively low approval ratings for most of his term, is just plain delusional cope.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I feel like there are quite a few in this thread who never realized that every election has some kind of fraud. Every. Election.

Yeah, just usually not this bad/blatant. And usually if it's to swing an election, it's state shit. Straight up trying to steal the presidency is alarming whether it were Orange Man doing it or not. But hypocrisy is rampant nowadays and nuance is dead and buried. No point discussing it if videographic evidence isn't enough evidence of it.

 

[CheezzyMach]

It's not going to be as entertaining as MUH RUSSIA because no one will be talking about it for three years on the tee-vee box and everyone will forget by inauguration day. Trump's twitter account is going to lose a lot of pull real fast.

Twitter's already said they'll van his ass if he keeps acting like a retarded sperg after Biden kicks him out.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

B-but the line look funny, this indicates election fraud because I am a polls expert, even when I think polling is fake

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Let us not kid ourselves here. This is going to the courts. When that happens, regardless of the outcome, we win as the circus came early.

The courts are going to reject all these meritless cases

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I'm more taken aback by the ridiculous premise about Asians. The current Chessmaster is Norwegien. Therefore Norwegians are superior. Play against any Norwegian, you'll lose. It's a completely asinine point to argue and one that's only reflected by the Asians that are propped up internationally (because they're the best of their own locales) while ignoring the fact that they are culturally dogshit at any 'fluid' or 'dynamic' strategy requirements. And that's in a vacuum, while we ignore the rampant hikikimori issue, sexual crimes, and suicide rates.

You're comparing the best of one country to the average of another with completely different and incompatible metrics (remember that IQ is relative to the population slice, so comparing two populations that never interacted with one another on a united academic level is ???).

It's okay to say you just like Asians. It's fine.

Fine, maybe Norwegians are the master race. My opinion was solely based on the IQ maps that white supremacists like to cite for nigger inferiority.

The differences are generally small, in my experience. An Asian has the potential to beat a Norwegian at chess and a Norwegian has the potential to beat an Asian at StarCraft. However, to be fair, of these two strategy games, StarCraft objectively required more processing power to play. If you don't believe me, compare the processing power of Deep Blue to AlphaStar.

 

[BubbleButt]

Twitter's already said they'll van his ass if he keeps acting like a retarded sperg after Biden kicks him out.

Thank God Mr. Jack Twitter himself said it.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

B-but the line look funny, this indicates election fraud because I am a polls expert, even when I think polling is fake

Okay, every magapede needs to see this. This is genuinely informative.

 

[Nobunaga]

The courts are going to reject all these meritless cases

Thanks to Nevada and Arizona being incompetent fucks i doubt it
Isnt democracy great?

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

I have something to admit guys. It's me. I'm the one printing all the Biden ballots. Please donate to my patreon so that I can pay the second mortgage I took out on my home to pay for printer ink. Have a blessed day.

I think you were supposed to get these 5 crates of printer ink I found on my doorstep a few weeks ago. It was sent by a "Boe Jiden" who I couldn't identify who's name that was. It had a note saying "Hello there wayward spirit please use this gift to bring about the great purge reset. Thank you!". The crossed out line bit was dashed with a pen likely because they wrote the wrong word.

I proceeded to burn the crates just to see what would happen. I'm terribly sorry, I should have contacted you first. Best of luck with your mortgage!