Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Ero]

nagorny karabakh is facing a literal azeri invasion as we speak
pic related, a substantial amount of their territory has already fallen to azeri forces and is under occupation right now. these guys are fucking desperate, i'm pretty sure they don't give a single fuck about drumpf or sleepy joe and just pushed out the song as soon as possible

Azerbaijan literally invaded at the perfect time. US is too busy with the elections to care about the war, EU is still getting cucked hard by Turkey to do anything, Russia doesn't want to do anything since Armenia ousted the pro-russian government a few years ago.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

The stickers generate enough autism as is.

We need a sticker blockchain

 

[Suburban Bastard]

RIP to anyone who thought a story showcasing Hunter Biden as a total chad who tours the world while having sex with tons of women with his gigantic cock was somehow going to sink Biden.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Trump should make the deal behind the scene and make peace with Democrats. They did their thing for 4 years. No need to pursue any further.

This is just a game of politic. They both know it. If they start going after Trump AFTER his presidency, it will just cause more unnecessary conflict.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

I am more excited about Biden reign than trump because we saw what trump and media did to each other and it was none stop sausagefest.

I'd like to see some real fucking collapse.

This, Biden's melting brain is gonna be super entertaining imo

RIP to anyone who thought a story showcasing Hunter Biden as a total chad who tours the world while having sex with tons of women with his gigantic cock was somehow going to sink Biden.

If the pedo allegations are true then he is NOT a chad

 

[Rekkington]

Azerbaijan literally invaded at the perfect time. US is too busy with the elections to care about the war, EU is still getting cucked hard by Turkey to do anything, Russia doesn't want to do anything since Armenia ousted the pro-russian government a few years ago.

i'll invade your ass at the perfect time.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

why, are people getting along?

They're hippies?

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

RIP to anyone who thought a story showcasing Hunter Biden as a total chad who tours the world while having sex with tons of women with his gigantic cock was somehow going to sink Biden.

Lmfao, I posted an article about how Iowa was closing down polling locations in rural locations and A&H ignored it in favor of delusional sex cult conspiracies.
Many of them really did act like Hillary voters this year: Smug, assured they would win, and quick to shut down anyone pointing out potential problems for them.

 

[StudMccool]

Tomorrow morning:
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is that fucking air force one? OMEGALUL

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Trump should make the deal behind the scene and make peace with Democrats. They did their thing for 4 years. No need to pursue any further.

This is just a game of politic. They both know it. If they start going after Trump AFTER his presidency, it will just cause more unnecessary conflict.

The time for him to make 'peace' with dems was a couple years ago when Schumer offered to cut a deal with him by agreeing to fund the wall in exchange for DACA protections, aka compromise. But he refused for some autistic reason.

 

[Just Here for A and H]

How soon Biden start deploying troops in Armenia, Iraq, North Korea and Kurdistan lol

I'm hedging my bets if (likely at this point) he gets inaugurated, and betting that he'll start 1 (bingo free space), 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 forever-wars. Ukraine seems like an obvious freebie too, they're a loose end after all.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Trump should make the deal behind the scene and make peace with Democrats. They did their thing for 4 years. No need to pursue any further.

This is just a game of politic. They both know it. If they start going after Trump AFTER his presidency, it will just cause more unnecessary conflict.

Trump out of the white house would be the softest target possible. His only allies would be poor working class whites, the GOP infrastructure is going to turn on him the moment it can.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

I'm sorry, but did Trump already lose? Oh, that's right. The election isn't even over yet. In fact, there's still 4 states left to be counted. Does not having the lead with four states remaining count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the election is still going? Trump votes are still being counted right now and he has been the best President in America for how many years now? He's up against one of the worst candidates ever who just happen to have a lead because they're counting fraudulent votes. But you know what? Biden still fucking sucks. Trump is one of the best fucking Presidents in history, he had record low unemployment last year and would of had it this year if Coronavirus didn't get made up. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Trump just closed the gap in Georgia when Biden needed to win, just like Hilary did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the President because he is good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll the fucking President on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Top-tier autism, 10/10. Needs more "MAGA" though.

 

[jenstark101]

Time to debunk some copes that are appearing in these threads:

1. "We can steal the election by convincing Biden electors to vote Bernie etc"

Nope. 2016 was an aberration on that front. The hard-left is supporting Biden to stop Trump (including Chomsky, Moore etc), as Trump went off the rails this year. Plus Biden will have 300-310 electoral votes, not enough for faithless electors

2. "We will win back most swing states with a ton of recounts"

Extremely unlikely to benefit Trump to that extent and could even benefit Dems. If it benefited Dems it would probably force a Senate tie, in the Democrats favor, because of the close Georgia Senate races. In the case of a Senate tie, it would be Kamala's job to break all ties, giving the Dems full control. Plus a recount would make your "no mail in votes" (lol) claim moot. Wisconsin and other democratic states welcome a recount because they know they won. Even if in some weird scenario Trump won Georgia (the closest margin) in a recount, Biden would still have Pennsylvania and other states with a good margin enough margin to survive any recount.

tl;dr Trump would have to win multiple recounts which is very unlikely.

3. "Trump can waltz into the supreme court and ask for the presidency"

Nope. Its a court with rules, not a candy shop with free candy as thanks for recent appointees. 2000 was triggered by an automatic recount in a single state that couldn't be resolved without a higher court intervening. Courts are laughing Trump's lawsuits out in the first ten minutes even in Republican states like Georgia.

4. "We'll just not concede. We can just leave it to the fact that there are more Republican states. Then we pull off extra elector hijinks which Pence can then vote on and declare Trump victor"

Nope. Nancy would just stall any and all necessary hearings on that until Inauguration, after which Biden would be the winner, see #5.

5. "Trump can just stay in the white house no matter what happens."

Nope. The Secret Service has already begun protecting Biden more than usual. They are getting accustomed to a transfer of power. The constitution mandates a transfer on inauguration and they'll have to haul him out as a vagrant come that day

6. " If I keep shouting 'Fraud!' enough times something will give."

Nope. Nope, sorry. Not how it works.

A Biden presidency will be fine, he's a unifying figure you'll get over it.

 

[Str8Bustah]

RIP to anyone who thought a story showcasing Hunter Biden as a total chad who tours the world while having sex with tons of women with his gigantic cock was somehow going to sink Biden.

I didn 't know chads diddled kids lol

 

[Curt Sibling]

My nan used to make bread before she died too.

The bread I am eating is made from the ashes of my nan.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

RIP to anyone who thought a story showcasing Hunter Biden as a total chad who tours the world while having sex with tons of women with his gigantic cock was somehow going to sink Biden.

It just really goes to show how shit the 2nd Trump campaign was when the sequel october surprise to Hillary was a retread with a billion more holes in it and unrelated to the actual contestant in anyway.
Even people who like Trump didn't really seem to connect with it even if he got more votes.

I didn 't know chads diddled kids lol

Proof where? Oh wait he never did that and your conspiracy is lame.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

The time for him to make 'peace' with dems was a couple years ago when Schumer offered to cut a deal with him by agreeing to fund the wall in exchange for DACA protections, aka compromise. But he refused for some autistic reason.

Any kind of amnesty deal will only help the Democrats with minimum benefit to the Repbulicans. Like how Reagan gave them California

 

[Rekkington]

Time to debunk some copes now that I was right on my Georgia call for Biden.

1. "We can steal the election by convincing Biden electors to vote Bernie etc"

Nope. 2016 was an aberration on that front. The hard-left is supporting Biden to stop Trump (including Chomsky, Moore etc), as Trump went off the rails this year. Plus Biden will have 300-310 electoral votes, not enough for faithless electors

2. "We will back most swing states with a tons of recounts"

Extremely unlikely to benefit Trump to that extent and could even benefit Dems. If it benefited Dems it would probably force a Senate tie, in the Democrats favor, because of the close Georgia Senate races. Plus a recount would make your "no mail in votes" (lol) claim moot. Wisconsin and other democratic states welcome a recount because they know they won. Even if in some weird scenario Trump won Georgia (the closest margin) in a recount, Biden would still have Pennsylvania and other states with a good margin enough margin to survive any recount. tl;dr Trump would have to win multiple recounts which is very unlikely.

3. "Trump can waltz into the supreme court and ask for the presidency"

Nope. Its a court with rules, not a candy shop with free candy as thanks for recent appointees. 2000 was triggered by an automatic recount in a single state that couldn't be resolved without a higher court intervening. Courts are laughing Trump's lawsuits out in the first ten minutes even in Republican states like Georgia.

4. "We'll just not concede. We can just leave it to the fact that there are more Republican states. Then we pull off extra elector hijinks which Pence can then vote on and declare Trump victor"

Nope. Nancy would just stall any and all necessary hearings on that until Inauguration, after which Biden would be the winner, see #5.

5. "Trump can just stay in the white house no matter what happens."

Nope. The Secret Service has already begun protecting Biden more than usual. They are getting accustomed to a transfer of power. The constitution mandates a transfer on inauguration and they'll have to haul him out as a vagrant come that day

6. " If I shouting 'Fraud!' enough times something will give."

Nope. Nope, sorry. Not how it works.

A Biden presidency will be fine, he's a unifying figure you'll get over it.

tl;dr is the race war still happening? i wanna shoot an indian bitch. i don't have a gun but... it might be a good bit, right?

 

[StudMccool]

Azerbaijan literally invaded at the perfect time. US is too busy with the elections to care about the war, EU is still getting cucked hard by Turkey to do anything, Russia doesn't want to do anything since Armenia ousted the pro-russian government a few years ago.

Id like to think I know a fair bit about the avg American voter after years of honing my autism to their natural frequency

and what I can tell you is you have a better shot getting Bernie elected than getting the avg American to give half a shit about someplace called nagorny karabakh