Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[muh_moobs]

Fucking ban online voting machines; Copy whatever florida did in the aftermath of 2000 (like Jeb was bragging about).

I don't even believe in Democracy and can still see that would help things there.

As for social media, disable the part of the PATRIOT ACT on payment processors; Since nool has spent so many years doing this sort of stuff I'm inclined to trust his opinion on this.

Patriot Act is kill.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Crosspost from the TDS thread: dogfuckers are happy that drumph is gone.
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"We fuck dogs, but at least we're not Republican" is hereby nominated for random.txt

 

[Shqueefa]

"We fuck dogs, but at least we're not Republican" is hereby nominated for random.txt

The amount of furries posting nudes of themselves, bulge or ass pics because their candidate won shows they're not right in the head. My favorite is when they scream to unfollow you, or how it's so brave and stunning they mention they lost followers for speaking out for the countries "safety."

What does that have to do with having an interest towards anthropomorphic animals again besides being an attention whore with no actual friends?

 

[You Just Ever Yandere]

Biden will unite us by sniffing our hair

 

[A Logging Company]

What crimes?

Like no seriously, I want a detailed list of crimes to bring up in case any one tries to defend this GODDAMN DIRTY BABY RAPER.

Quid Pro Quo in Ukraine, the exact thing they tried to impeach Trump on. He admitted it out and in the open.

 

[soryu]

You're honestly kind of crazy for thinking they'll care. White males could have voted 9:1 for Biden over Trump and they'd still be saying white males were defeated by a brown rainbow coalition.

My hopes for them to care is extremely low, I just think it is ironic.

Another thing I think is hilarious is how they truly believe the government is there to help poor people. Those high tax rates aren't going to help out the struggling poors, more often than not, these funds are going to middle class families, majority old, and they're getting much more money than poor people. Poor people are getting the bare minimum from welfare programs.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Honestly a lose/lose situation. You'd either get a 2nd term of Trump, who aside from repealing the Patriot Act and loosening taxes did fuck all with his term and fuck all with riots across the country. Any suprise white men voted less for him?

...or a dementia patient. Congrats! Next 4 years are going to be the Bush Jr. magic again!

 

[Nobue]

Who is even calling for unity except the libtards?

ps checkmate libtards

I'm honestly offended by the calls for unity, since I'm seeing so many of them coming from people who've openly dehumanized every demographic I'm part of for 6-7 years.

 

[Rand /pol/]

ONE TERM
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I LIED
KEEP THAT IN MIND I TWEETED THIS LINE
ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD LIES
AND THAT'S HOW
I
COPE

VOTES ARE A VALUABLE THING
WATCH MY LEAD SHRINK DOWN AS MAIL INS SWING
WATCH MY CHANCES GO DOWN BY THE END OF EACH DAY
EACH BALLOT TICKS MY WIN AWAY (IT'S SO UN-FAIR)

DIDN'T THINK MY CHANCES WOULD BLOW
INSTEAD I WATCHED THE WIN GO RIGHT TO JOE
TRYIN' TO HOLD ON, BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO BOTCH MY LEAD

I SPENT ALL MY TIME TWEETING INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I LIED, IT ALL FELL A PART
WHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY BE
A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN I JOBBED SO HARD

I JOBBED SO HARD, AND LOST BY FAR
IN THE END, IT WENT TO BIDEN
I HAD IT ALL, THEN DROPPED THE BALL
IN THE END, IT WENT TO BIDEN

 

[muh_moobs]

One of the things that Trump did that was good was the Afghan Peace Deal with the Taliban which would get us out of Afghanistan. Biden has already said that he intends to stay in Afghanistan. Not a good sign especially if war with Iran actually happens.

If?

 

[Rand /pol/]

>he doesn't need to win the popular vote
>he doesn't need to stress now that he has Florida
>he doesn't need to win Arizona
>he doesn't need to win Michigan
>he doesn't need to win Wisconsin
>he doesn't need to win Nevada
>he doesn't need to win Georgia
>he doesn't need to win Pennsylvania
YOU ARE HERE
>he doesn't need to win the recount
>he doesn't need to take the case to the Supreme Court
>he doesn't need to procure actual evidence that aren't random tweets
>he doesn't need to win the case and throw out votes he doesn't like
>he doesn't need to concede
>he doesn't need the support of the military to stage a takeover
>he doesn't need to be President
>he doesn't need to have a Twitter
>he doesn't need to pay his American debts
>he doesn't need to pay his Russian debts
>he doesn't need to pay his Chinese debts
>he doesn't need to pay his German debts
>he doesn't need to be a free man

 

[Judge Dredd]

Look at this nerd implying Biden won't be an embarrassing lying racist who will get thousands killed in some gay war in the middle east.

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Why is Biden winning turning people into Moviebob?

 

[CheezzyMach]

Looks like regardless of 230, Null is gonna gonna have to nuke the forum and leave us all for Siberia.

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I mean yeah it's a bit concerning, but this reads like Biden's just giving the desk jockeys at the FBI another monitoring job.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Why is Biden winning turning people into Moviebob?

Because they think just because the TV people announced him as the projected winner means it's 100% in the bag and now they can exterminate all the non-leftists or something.

Too early to tell, counts still going on and recounts/investigations/lolsuits are incoming.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

Why is Biden winning turning people into Moviebob?

Maybe Moviebob is the default setting for the vast majority of media pundits, commies, hippies and millennials?

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

The salt would be richer than previously thought possible. The highest quantity and quality that may ever exist

We'd get both right-wing and left-wing salt from a single election, which would certainly be a plus.

Biden will have America ready for the Q1 2021 wu flu which will cause lockdown 2 and allow America to hold people in concentration camps just like Canada is about to do, Under the slogan "Build back better" he will push for complete control of our lives and the "fourth industrial revolution". We have let communism spread for 60 years and now it may be too late to stop it. Don't believe his clean green lies. Watch out for the great reset.

You're implying that we won't "suddenly" discover a covid vaccine/treatment shortly after Biden gets into office.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

 

[Vecr]

We'd get both right-wing and left-wing salt from a single election, which would certainly be a plus.

You're implying that we won't "suddenly" discover a covid vaccine/treatment shortly after Biden gets into office.

The Russians already have one, but there's no way to tell if it's really up to standard or not.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

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Troll? If so? Balls!

 

[Walnut_tree]

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Checked