Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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Oreo Jenkins said:
If someone sues you, even if they don't have any real case, you ought to go to court to put your side. Going to court lawyered up costs money. That's not a difficult concept to grasp.
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Or you can just do what Null does and ignore the frivolous SLAPPs
 
These are some of the original ballot counters and recounters in Georgia lol


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Now, now, they seem like completely reasonable human beings and the fact that they had matching shirts and a weird flag made to express how bad orange man is probably had no effect whatsoever on their work.
samuraicrack said:
These are some of the original ballot counters and recounters in Georgia lol


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Gezkill said:
Yeah he doesn't know if he is coming or going. His legal team is a complete embarrassment.


But I wonder how he is going to handle the shit full of lawsuits that await for him after he steps down.
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If i had such sensitive documents and evidence i wouldnt let Rudy within 10 fucking miles of em. I dont want my legal defense to talk on a rally i want em to talk in the fucking court. I certainly wouldnt tweet about it either. Do you wanna dump everything so the enemy legal team has a heads up on whats coming as well ? Holy shit with these people, they cant just get on with it already cause they need their smokes and mirrors.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
If i had such sensitive documents and evidence i wouldnt let Rudy within 10 fucking miles of em. I dont want my legal defense to talk on a rally i want em to talk in the fucking court. I certainly wouldnt tweet about it either. Do you wanna dump everything so the enemy legal team has a heads up on whats coming as well ? Holy shit with these people, they cant just get on with it already cause they need their smokes and mirrors.
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I think Trump hit his head at some point and is still stuck back in the 80s, when Rudy was fairly competent, if a little (re:a lot) overconfident. Remember that Rudy was fairly popular among the upper class in NYC for his work against the mob. But that's pretty much his legacy in the minds of a lot of people: "wow this rudy guy took on the mob with RICO, he's a legend!". Meanwhile the man has been in a quite obvious state of cognitive decline for years and has become even louder than before, yet people still keep handing him a fucking microphone and placing him behind a pulpit like he's still the 80s hotshot lawyer he used to be. And Trump is one of those people because, as I said, I think Trump hit his head and flashes back to thinking it's still 1986.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
If i had such sensitive documents and evidence i wouldnt let Rudy within 10 fucking miles of em. I dont want my legal defense to talk on a rally i want em to talk in the fucking court. I certainly wouldnt tweet about it either. Do you wanna dump everything so the enemy legal team has a heads up on whats coming as well ? Holy shit with these people, they cant just get on with it already cause they need their smokes and mirrors.
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Rudy IS the smoke and mirrors. Sidney Powell is the big guns.
 
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Oreo Jenkins said:
If someone sues you, even if they don't have any real case, you ought to go to court to put your side. Going to court lawyered up costs money. That's not a difficult concept to grasp.
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Surely biden has a team of attorneys on retainer...i'm sure he'd also be able to find elitist lawyers who would take his case pro bono, so there's really no need for him to shake down his low iq supporters, is there?
 
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The Michigan officials that certified Wayne county have signed an affidavit saying their certification was made under duress. That basically the legal way of saying, "I was scared of retribution so I made this decision that I didn't want to otherwise." The argument against it is that you already voted to certify and can't take it back. It will come down to a judge deciding.
 
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>NOOO, how dare people believe those women coming out about getting harassed or raped by their co-workers on social media!? Her perspective alone is not nearly enough to judge anyone, It has to be settled by police and in court!
>NOOOOOOO, ALL THE COURTS TELLING TRUMP TO FUCK OFF BASED ON SHIT QUALITY OF EVIDENCE DO NOT COUNT! Here, look at those vague ass """proof videos""" and confessions by other republicans and don't you dare trying to interpret them NOT in the one very specific way that benefits my agenda!
 
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So, I looked at the New York times election site, and Arizona finished counting the votes three days ago, so that leaves the states North Carolina and Alaska to finish counting the votes.
 
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In todays esoteric lesson i am going to reveal you how fragile your reality is in this new age of Darkness. The New Kali Yuga is dawning upon us and if we learned one thing is that consequences will never be the same. In the grim darkness of the far future there is only sissy hypno. You will be force fed soy and hormones untill your body parts fall appart and are replaced with gaping wounds to serve as holes. The only way we can prevent this is by awakening from his deep slumber Saint Terry, avatar of Vishnu and the word of God manifested as TempleOS should be reinstated as the one and only OS, casting Microsoft and Apple and even Linux back into the 9th circle of hell where they belong. Also let's dig in further, what is an OS? It's a prophecy, O = 0 and S = 5 which if reversed in pavement monkeyspeak means police, and it's prophecying the police state that's inching ever closer.
The known den of furry degeneracy known as discord is plotting even now about how they will separate us from our domesticated animals in order to fuel their decadent desires, people in this thread need to stay strong in the upcoming trials that we will face together, shitposters in arms, as we fought the gunt wars together we shall prevail against any entity, however inhuman it is and however many holes and lumps it has being fused with. Their armory of endless dildos stands no chance against fire and brimstone. This is a call to action to all esoteric Sargonists, we need to decrypt all the meanings of that lost prophet that turned into the Avatar of Shiva in order to Resurrect Terry on the third day for the final showdown. As to the rest of you, repent because time is running out.
 
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