Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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Techpriest said:
Wasn’t it found she’d committed perjury multiple times and had a history of lying about her identity and scamming people?
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It would seem so. Something about pregnant mares.

But that's all irrelevant. We don't need any scandals to win because we have a secret weapon. Sidney Powell is going to prove that Biden cheated to win. She'll flip the key swing states Trump needs to get 27...

 
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Maradontia said:
It would seem so. Something about pregnant mares.

But that's all irrelevant. We don't need any scandals to win because we have a secret weapon. Sidney Powell is going to prove that Biden cheated to win. She'll flip the key swing states Trump needs to get 27...

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Sidney Powell has all the latest Qdrops! She'll prove once and for all that Donald Trump won 48 states, only losing Montana and Oregon #TRUSTTHEPLAN
 
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omega_faggot said:
Sidney Powell has all the latest Qdrops! She'll prove once and for all that Donald Trump won 48 states, only losing Montana and Oregon #TRUSTTHEPLAN
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I've made it no secret that I'd rather have Orange Pussy Grabber than Demented Hair Sniffer in office, and that I suspect fuckery in this election, but holy shit what a take lmao so apparently "the kraken" is now being called a DARPA/DOD cyber warfare super hacking AI program or some such shit. But hey at least it's just some rando on WordPress so it's not like anyone who thinks the election was scuffed will be looped in with this level of autism, right? Surely it will go unnoticed as just more spergings of someone who is off their meds, right?

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...goddamnit...
 
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Gezkill said:
Holy shit i had a chuckle when he retweet Styx. I'm waitin for the Razorfist to hit.
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Razorfist has to be one of the biggest cucks I've seen next to Ethan Ralph. I am honestly surprised he hasn't cowed himself harder tbh.
His quasi-metalhead demeanor and consoomer tier room are just fucking cringe-worthy. He is quite literally the rightwing version of every leftwing cuck with a triforce or mastersword/shield in their background.
 
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Oreo Jenkins said:
I want to get this on record. How likely do you think that Biden won the 2020 Presidential election? How high a confidence would you need to start calling Biden 'President-Elect'?
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A win powered by fraud, or media shilling, or apathy, or whatever is still a win.
I didn't call Obama "President Elect", I didn't call Bush "President Elect", I sure as shit didn't call Trump "President Elect". Biden I'll be referring to as "that senile guy", "girlsniffer", or just "fucking pedophile".
 
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Sithis said:
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I've made it no secret that I'd rather have Orange Pussy Grabber than Demented Hair Sniffer in office, and that I suspect fuckery in this election, but holy shit what a take lmao so apparently "the kraken" is now being called a DARPA/DOD cyber warfare super hacking AI program or some such shit. But hey at least it's just some rando on WordPress so it's not like anyone who thinks the election was scuffed will be looped in with this level of autism, right? Surely it will go unnoticed as just more spergings of someone who is off their meds, right?

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...goddamnit...
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Holy fucking shit.


This is by far the greatest thing ever existed.



And people voted for this Orange turd, holy shit.
 
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Sithis said:
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I've made it no secret that I'd rather have Orange Pussy Grabber than Demented Hair Sniffer in office, and that I suspect fuckery in this election, but holy shit what a take lmao so apparently "the kraken" is now being called a DARPA/DOD cyber warfare super hacking AI program or some such shit. But hey at least it's just some rando on WordPress so it's not like anyone who thinks the election was scuffed will be looped in with this level of autism, right? Surely it will go unnoticed as just more spergings of someone who is off their meds, right?

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fucking CYBERWARFARE SUITES! You can't make this shit up with these fuckin' people.

You can't even make it something believable because the evidence for fraud is so scant, so you just decide 'fuck it! rock out with my cock out! DARPA conspiracy!'

Please GOD tell me the real DJT retweeted that shit.
 
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The Sauce Boss said:
fucking CYBERWARFARE SUITES! You can't make this shit up with these fuckin' people.

You can't even make it something believable because the evidence for fraud is so scant, so you just decide 'fuck it! rock out with my cock out! DARPA conspiracy!'

Please GOD tell me the real DJT retweeted that shit.
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He fucking did.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
Dude, even Ben Garrison would look at that picture and ask you what the fuck you think you're doing. What is even happening
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If you've ever seen one of those pics showing all the equipment a smartphone replaces like a watch, a camcorder, a walkman etc, I think this is like that but for 5G towers
 
Holy shit this is gold.

There is cooius evidance of fuckery and Trump signal boosts complete nutjobs.

Excellent.

Andrew Neiman said:
Just out of curiosity, where does the "Biden is a pedophile" thing come from? Surely it's not just based on that photo of him kissing his daughter, or whatever.
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The copius amounts of pictures and footage of him being a bit too touchy feely with children.

Even the left used to call him Creepy Uncle Joe. There was a reason for that.
 
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Standardized Profile said:
I used to be against this because adding millions of non-Americans to the voter rolls would ensure Democratic rule in perpetuity, but voting doesn't really matter so why the hell not. Let's give citizenship to anyone who wants it. Fill out a web form, email the State Department a JPG of your face, and Amazon On-Demand will print your passport within 48 hours.
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We basically already have this policy for Cubans.
 
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