Official Kiwi Farms American-Hate Thread - stinky unculutured trash with no ability to buy cheese

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Dyn

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Americans are ignorant, degenerate, trigger-happy mutts who eat garbage and live in their own garbage. They burn down their own cities over nothing, they shoot each other over nothing, they hire the worst most untrained, racist, stupid, gorilla niggers as their police, and they have no access to cheese.

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Kill Amerimutts. Behead Amerimutts. Roundhouse kick an Amerimutt into the concrete. Slam dunk a Amerimutt baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Amerimutts. Defecate in an Amerimutts food. Launch Amerimutts into the sun. Stir fry Amerimutts in a wok. Toss Amerimutts into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Amerimutts gas tank. Judo throw Amerimutts into a wood chipper. Twist Amerimutts heads off. Report Amerimutts to the IRS. Karate chop Amerimutts in half. Curb stomp pregnant Amerimutts. Trap Amerimutts in quicksand. Crush Amerimutts in the trash compactor. Liquefy Amerimutts in a vat of acid. Eat Amerimutts. Dissect Amerimutts. Exterminate Amerimutts in the gas chamber. Stomp Amerimutt skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Amerimutts in the oven. Lobotomize Amerimutts. Mandatory abortions for Amerimutts. Grind Amerimutt fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Amerimutts in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Amerimutts with a ray gun. Kick old Amerimutts down the stairs. Feed Amerimutts to alligators. Slice Amerimutts with a katana.
 
America was pretty much just hundreds of miles of empty highways dotted with billboards telling you not to smoke meth or kill yourself. Then, in the distance you'd see the giant McDonald's signs 100 miles away, then the Burger king sign and the arby's sign towering above the horizon. Then you'd arrive in the 'town' which typically consisted of a gas station that doubled as the town grocery store, 5-10 fast food places, 10-15 churches and a bunch of houses with no schools or hospitals or anything a normal, even small rural town, should have for hundreds of miles in any direction.

Also for some reason a lot of the outdoor bodies of water like lakes and rivers and shit had an abundance of signs warning about skinny dipping and legal repercussions for skinny dipping and were treating the possibility of it occurring as a grave threat.

Much of America seems very weird and depressing and oppressingly corporate and I just felt kind of sad driving through those areas.
 
America was pretty much just hundreds of miles of empty highways dotted with billboards telling you not to smoke meth or kill yourself. Then, in the distance you'd see the giant McDonald's signs 100 miles away, then the Burger king sign and the arby's sign towering above the horizon. Then you'd arrive in the 'town' which typically consisted of a gas station that doubled as the town grocery store, 5-10 fast food places, 10-15 churches and a bunch of houses with no schools or hospitals or anything a normal, even small rural town, should have for hundreds of miles in any direction.

Also for some reason a lot of the outdoor bodies of water like lakes and rivers and shit had an abundance of signs warning about skinny dipping and legal repercussions for skinny dipping and were treating the possibility of it occurring as a grave threat.

Much of America seems very weird and depressing and oppressingly corporate and I just felt kind of sad driving through those areas.
If you took the time to visit, why the hell were you driving across the Midwest?
 
America was pretty much just hundreds of miles of empty highways dotted with billboards telling you not to smoke meth or kill yourself. Then, in the distance you'd see the giant McDonald's signs 100 miles away, then the Burger king sign and the arby's sign towering above the horizon. Then you'd arrive in the 'town' which typically consisted of a gas station that doubled as the town grocery store, 5-10 fast food places, 10-15 churches and a bunch of houses with no schools or hospitals or anything a normal, even small rural town, should have for hundreds of miles in any direction.
I always looked at it kind of like, "look at all this room to grow - I'll always be able to afford a house here!*" but I'm more of a glass-half-full kind of guy. Plus solitude is underrated.

*as long as you don'r mind living "in the country" which by eurofag definition is anything lacking rail-based public transportation.
 
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I always looked at it kind of like, "look at all this room to grow - I'll always be able to afford a house here!*" but I'm more of a glass-half-full kind of guy.

*as long as you don'r mind living "in the country" which by eurofag definition is anything lacking rail-based public transportation.
So the best thing about America is there are areas of it without any Americans?

Yeah, makes sense.
 
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