Official Kiwi Farms American-Hate Thread - stinky unculutured trash with no ability to buy cheese

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I don't hate Americans. They turned a vast desolation with no infrastructure or cultural heritage to speak of, sparsely populated by murderous savages into the most prosperous country in the world. In its short history they developed the Bill of Rights, travelled to the Moon, distilled Jim Beam and won a World War. Not a bad result and you can't just say, "oh but how can you go to space when you have homeless people sleeping under bridges." Well, partner, if the right side of the bell curve waits for the left, nothing will ever get done. Keep on truckin' Americans, you're doing pretty well.
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
I don't hate Americans. They turned a vast desolation with no infrastructure or cultural heritage to speak of, sparsely populated by murderous savages into the most prosperous country in the world. In its short history they developed the Bill of Rights, travelled to the Moon, distilled Jim Beam and won a World War. Not a bad result and you can't just say, "oh but how can you go to space when you have homeless people sleeping under bridges." Well, partner, if the right side of the bell curve waits for the left, nothing will ever get done. Keep on truckin' Americans, you're doing pretty well.
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Ban this man for off-topic posting!
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
won a World War
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Septics still think this, amazes me. They sold weapons to BOTH sides of the war for most of it, turned up in the last five minutes when it was already assured which way the tide would turn, and take all the credit.

Really, Russia did way more than America. It was them who really won it.
 
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RACISM said:
Septics still think this, amazes me. They sold weapons to BOTH sides of the war for most of it, turned up in the last five minutes when it was already assured which way the tide would turn, and take all the credit.

Really, Russia did way more than America. It was them who really won it.
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Americans fought on 2 fronts. Russia just on one. Lend-lease, the Manhattan project, etc. You can dice this every which way, fact remains the Americans certainly didn't lose it.

More to the point, I think this is a stupid thread. I get that laughing at how fat Americans are and how gay Disney is may be cathartic, but it wears out really quick. I'll draw a parallel for you, you may not expect: Navalny. Comes from a generation that hates his own country. Ahead of you lot by about 20 years. Suspected CIA asset, which if true, he's met a fitting end as a traitor. Have a think about it.
 
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RACISM said:
The atomic bomb was an evil kike invention. The war was already won, but they dropped it anyway just because they wanted to.
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The atomic bomb was just one aspect of a practical application of nuclear physics. It was used in the hope of preventing a land invasion of Japan, which would have cost many times more in lives. The Americans didn't develop it and use it because "they just wanted it." They were concerned the Germans would develop it also (and they were well under way.) Etc etc. There were plenty of people in the program who were not "kikes." William Penney for example.

I think I'm beginning to hate Americans that didn't listen in school. Or failed to supplement their school education with independent study. As well as Americans that hate America.
 
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For those of you simping for Americans, please bear in mind that the following things are also Americans:
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The number of eurofails that seethe about the US seemingly at random could power a perpetual motion machine. Makes no sense why they do it lol
No hard feelings towards Dyn (who is abo not euro) I should note, it's the others who suck. when xhe speaks.. I sit my huwhite ass down and listen 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
Well, did you listen in your non-american school?
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I remember the part where at the end of the history lesson about the lampshades made out of human skin and eagles and bears tearing Jews apart, the teacher said "but remember, history is written by the winners". He was unfathomably based and would not be allowed to teach today.
 
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American politics is unbelievably pozzed to hell and back. Why do we have to basically choose between two fucked-up, antiquated, completely corpo-shilled parties? Why is it we “always have to vote for the lesser evil”? Why aren’t we able to put more of our freedom of choice into actual political practice, instead of attempting to compartmentalize our opinions and beliefs as much as we can onto a left or a right side?

I find Eurofags annoying as fuck but at least they get more choices than our stupidass country does.
 
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Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
American politics is unbelievably pozzed to hell and back. Why do we have to basically choose between two fucked-up, antiquated, completely corpo-shilled parties? Why is it we “always have to vote for the lesser evil”? Why aren’t we able to put more of our freedom of choice into actual political practice, instead of attempting to compartmentalize our opinions and beliefs as much as we can onto a left or a right side?

I find Eurofags annoying as fuck but at least they get more choices than our stupidass country does.
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You're right, you don't. You can always get involved in local politics as an independent. Politics is not all about who the next president will be.
 
RACISM said:
Septics still think this, amazes me. They sold weapons to BOTH sides of the war for most of it, turned up in the last five minutes when it was already assured which way the tide would turn, and take all the credit.

Really, Russia did way more than America. It was them who really won it.
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Hold up I’m getting a call from alternate history RACISM he’s going “Nein Nein Goering You Are Schneiding my Poopenhausen”

Your asses (I can hear two tons of bong flesh typing those words btw) were literally like 50 pilots from launching operation “pray the Germans run out of bombs” until we arrived, and even with our help your ass couldn’t take France.

You wanna know how good a fucking job we did? Hold up I’m getting another call… Sorry, I’m having trouble hearing what he’s saying over the sound of Russia getting spitroasted by the gooks.

Wanna know how the British won WWII? They sold out the Japanese Shogun, leading to the rise of imperial japan. Bottom text.

Oh right, you could also be French, since you think the war ended in 1940 and by that time both of those countries were basically done contributing anyway
 
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