Official Kiwi Farms Centrism Thread - For posting all your based Centrist takes

[Dyn]

I think a lot of liberals are dumb and embarrassing but then again a lot of conservatives are really dumb and embarrassing too.

 

[JamusActimus]

You glow in the dark, nigger.

Because you're so enlightened

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey.
If when you say "whiskey" you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation and despair and shame and helplessness and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.
But if when you say "whiskey" you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm, to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.
This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.

 

[Colon capital V]

>I'm so heckking le smart by being a fence sitting cuck and taking no sides in the playing field because I think everyone is le dumdum and I have the moral highground for being neutral!!!!!

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Everybody who unironically self-identifies as a centrist can be dismissed as a fucking retard

 

[The Ugly One]

I agree with the far left that it should be illegal to rape women and with the far right that women should not be allowed to vote.

 

[Tablet County]

The only people who consider having a nuanced take on things to be "centrist" are lampblack apeoidic caveniggers whose only interaction with reality must be filtered through the lens of their tribe.
On the other hand, anyone who considers the sanitized non-ideology of reddit to be an acceptable mode of thinking should be killed.

 

[shameful existence]

The downside is, you'll always be the other two camps' bitch and move according to them.
If you refuse to move, you become one of them.

 

[Dyn]

The only people who consider having a nuanced take on things to be "centrist" are lampblack apeoidic caveniggers whose only interaction with reality must be filtered through the lens of their tribe.

Yeah I made this thread because it's funny watching them screech in outrage that you dare to agree with them on some things but not on others.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I dunno, it just sounds boring to me.

 

[Divine right to rule]

If the people who say "both sides dumb dumb I know better" really know better, why don't they become politicians, found a new ideology or do anything at all except being smug about being above it all?

 

[Jex]

"My principles are only those that, before the French Revolution, every well-born person considered sane and normal." - A man who argued his thought crimes and won in a kangaroo court

The centre is whatever you make of it.

 

[Monopolywheel]

Burn the fence down

 

[Tablet County]

If the people who say "both sides dumb dumb I know better" really know better, why don't they become politicians, found a new ideology or do anything at all except being smug about being above it all?

Probably the same reason that you haven't.

 

[Dyn]

If the people who say "both sides dumb dumb I know better" really know better, why don't they become politicians, found a new ideology or do anything at all except being smug about being above it all?

Because the government, culture and media landscape already represents us so why would we bother when we can just chill out and make fun of all the weirdo barbarians fighting in the streets over twitter bans and black star wars characters.

 

[TETRABAX]

I want some policies to go a lot further left, and some to go a lot further right. Does this make me a centrist or just politically homeless?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

 

[#FF0000]

I'm not a centrist. I'm ascended.

 

[Febreze 💨💨]

make fun of all the weirdo barbarians fighting in the streets over twitter bans and black star wars characters.

Cool it with the antisemitism

 

[BallsDeepInAi]

black star wars characters.

John Boyega should've been the protagonist for the sequels.