- Joined
- Mar 13, 2021
Anyone else hate these skinny little twigs? I went down to my local blacksmith the other day to sharpen my dwarven war axe when I saw a group of them outside the local tavern. What’s wrong with that you say? Well, all of them were in a line, harps at their side, singing one of their gay fairy songs, loud enough that you could hear it from the other end of the street. Luckily, my ogre friend Slagathor hates elves even more than I do and shut them up quick.
Say what you want about Orcs but at least they knew the value in a day of hard work. Elves will just sing a little ditty and hope it works itself out! Also, the few of them that are fighters stick to faggoty weapons like bows and arrows, they don’t have the decency to pick up a real weapon and fight face-to-face like a warrior.
On top of all that, you can’t even tell the difference between the men and the women. You could have an elven girl down for a quick shag and it turns out to be a man! What kind of race is that?
Truly disgusting creatures. I don’t know why the Emperor ever gave them citizenship.
Say what you want about Orcs but at least they knew the value in a day of hard work. Elves will just sing a little ditty and hope it works itself out! Also, the few of them that are fighters stick to faggoty weapons like bows and arrows, they don’t have the decency to pick up a real weapon and fight face-to-face like a warrior.
On top of all that, you can’t even tell the difference between the men and the women. You could have an elven girl down for a quick shag and it turns out to be a man! What kind of race is that?
Truly disgusting creatures. I don’t know why the Emperor ever gave them citizenship.
