Official Kiwi Farms Great Ape/Simian Appreciation Thread - Ride wife, life good.

[Donkey Kongus]

Monkeys. Chimps. Gorillas. Orangutans. Don't care if it's a great ape or a simian, these guys are fuckin' cool.

I just wanted to start a thread to show our appreciation for and discuss these magnificent creatures. Feel free to share your favorite kind of ape/monkey here. Any cool stories, experiences, or thoughts on 'em?

Have this photo of Ken Allen, the orangutan escape artist who would always break out of his enclosures at the San Diego zoo. Godspeed, Ken.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

they make good music sometimes rarely

 

[Red flaming panda]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

oh... i thought the title said Grape Ape

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Western Lowland Gorillas are pretty cool.

 

[Gutpuke]

tfw you will never be this cool

 

[AnsemSoD1]

What about niggers?

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

What about niggers?

Don't be so rude to apes/monkeys, we already have a separate thread for niggers because they're just that bad.

 

[The Backwards Man]

What about niggers?

Monkeys and Apes don't throw shit off walmart shelves and loudly scream that the supermarket they're in is racist when they get arrested.

 

[whatever I feel like]

What about niggers?

See, the difference between niggers and other species of primate (such as chimps, gorillas and humans) is that while most primates have smaller than typical penises, most are really quite pathetic, niggers actually have unusually large penises, often comparable in size to those of equines or pachyderms.

 

[SNU]

I like gibbons. They look funny and they autisticly screech at certain times of the day.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

I like gibbons. They look funny and they autisticly screech at certain times of the day.

Hell yeah

 

[maguyver16]

 

[Dr Cruel]

Doesn't drive like a Florida native, but still seems appropriate.

Meanwhile at the Lincoln Park Zoo:

 

[SNU]

Hell yeah

Gibbon go "whoop! Whoop! Whoooooooop!"

 

[BirdUp]

niggers actually have unusually large penises

wrong
a nigger's penis is the same size as a human's, and niggerphiles have perpetuated this myth because they think nig porn is a good source

 

[SNU]

wrong
a nigger's penis is the same size as a human's, and niggerphiles have perpetuated this myth because they think nig porn is a good source

Do people just think they hire porn actors based on their personality and not physical features? You won't see small dicks unless its some weird humiliation fetish thing. Do they also think boob size of female porn actors are an accurate representation of boob size for all women?

Edit: thread tax

 

[NOXIN]

Something something mutt's law.

Anyway I once saw dirty ethnic teens throwing shit into a gorilla enclosure aiming for the females. The chill male silverback suddenly sprung to action, stood in front of the females, and stared those little shitheads down with more light in his eyes than any of those kids.

Orangutans are just cool.

Chimps... eh there's a reason basketball Americans get compared to them.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Orangutans are amazing, I love those dudes. I really wish I could interact with one. They can use actual tools! Like a saw!
Gorillas are cool, but I'd never want to be near one just because how unpredictable they are.
I also really love those Japanese monkeys who chill in hot springs.

Fuck Chimps, chimps are genuinely evil. They're how humans would be without a soul. They will rip your face off and rape your corpse.

 

[Android raptor]

Fuck Chimps, chimps are genuinely evil. They're how humans would be without a soul. They will rip your face off and rape your corpse.

Nah humans are infinitely worse. All the worst shit chimps have done, humans have done thousands of times over. Including eating faces and raping corpses.

Plus Travis was pretty justified in eating someone's face given how he was treated by humans.