Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[Lidl Drip]

***MOIDS NOT WELCOME FUCK OFF AND MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD***

In this thread we share things about moids (or women if you're a lesbian) that give us the ick, which is just zoomer lingo for things that turn you off a person you would otherwise like.

I'll start

- hates women
- likes anime
- plays coomer video games like overwatch or anything japanese
- watches porn
- autism or low EQ
- shy or socially awkward
- follows women on social media just because they are attractive
- checks out other women in public
- long hair (anything longer than shoulder length)
- bald/balding
- no ambition/lazy/complacent
- lives like a slob
- bad hygiene, especially bad breath
- ugly teeth
- blonde hair (idk)
- skinny
- picky eater
- too close with his mom and still depends on her to do stuff for him
- hates animals, especially cat haters
- negging or teasing (because this is a sign the man is insecure and trying to lower your confidence)
- dumb, can't think for himself
- aggressive, easily angered, impatient
- rude and inconsiderate (aka the "I am just being honest" guys who are actually assholes)
- drugs/alcohol/gambling and other vices
- man-whore/non-committal
- bad sense of humor (aka not mine)
- uses imageboards like 4chan
- buys useless shit like figurines, funko-pops or Star Wars shit
- non-white

There's probably more that I can't think of right now.

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Lidl's ideal man:

 

[Hellwalker]

I'm interested in how blonde hair is an ick.

 

[Spud]

I think you missed a couple of things that men do that give whamen the ick from your list.

-Breath

 

[Jeff Buckley]

- hates women
- likes anime
- plays coomer video games like overwatch or anything japanese
- watches porn
- autism or low EQ
- shy or socially awkward
- follows women on social media just because they are attractive
- checks out other women in public
- long hair (anything longer than shoulder length)
- bald/balding
- no ambition/lazy/complacent
- lives like a slob
- bad hygiene, especially bad breath
- ugly teeth
- blonde hair (idk)
- skinny
- picky eater
- too close with his mom and still depends on her to do stuff for him
- hates animals, especially cat haters
- negging or teasing (because this is a sign the man is insecure and trying to lower your confidence)
- dumb, can't think for himself
- aggressive, easily angered, impatient
- rude and inconsiderate (aka the "I am just being honest" guys who are actually assholes)
- drugs/alcohol/gambling and other vices
- man-whore/non-committal
- bad sense of humor (aka not mine)
- uses imageboards like 4chan
- buys useless shit like figurines, funko-pops or Star Wars shit

Please note that "Fat" is absent from this list

 

[three_little_rats]

As long as he is clean, practices good hygiene and a good person i don't have a particular (anti)shopping list.
Dont mind hobbies or buying silly stuff as long as it is not excessive and he is not obsessed with it.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Saying she needs a man who is austere, well-groomed, charismatic, disciplined, funny, etc. while having over eight thousand posts on an internet drama forum is peak Lidl Drip. How is this different from incels feeling entitled to a skinny obedient virgin when they spend all day beating their meat and playing video games?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

As long as he is clean, practices good hygiene and a good person i don't have a particular (anti)shopping list.
Dont mind hobbies or buying silly stuff as long as it is not excessive and he is not obsessed with it.

This, but I'd also add that guys who always choose to play as female characters in video games are a massive red flag for me. It's a sure-fire sign of either coomer tendencies or a troon-out waiting to happen. Also a very specific sort of white guy who fixates on his Irish/Scottish/Scandinavian "viking" heritage in the same try-hard way a weeb might fixate on Japan, you only really get those types in former colonies like the US and Australia but it's just cringe and try-hard.

 

[Helvetia]

ADD FAT
If a guy is really like "oh I'm a go with the flow guy", "i let things come and go", that really really gives me the fucking ick. Just commit, bitch!

 

[Lidl Drip]

I'm interested in how blonde hair is an ick.

Idk, just my personal preference probably shaped by my life experience. I grew up around a lot of blonde men, many of whom were jerks. Also I think the contrast between pale skin, dark hair and blue eyes is very pretty.

No need to be angry because you're not my type fellas, you never had a chance with me anyways. I only simp for one man.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Jesus Christ

gotcha

 

[Bunny Tracks]

- aggressive, easily angered, impatient
- rude and inconsiderate (aka the "I am just being honest" guys who are actually assholes)

Oh, the irony.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Oh, the irony.

What? Imagine two people like that dating each other, come on now.

Angry bitch + devoted golden retriever man is the OTP.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Can't walk more than an hour. Every single guy who had temper and whiny man baby can't walk for more than an hour .

Lies about his height I can forgive 1-2 cm off due to shoes but nigger claiming to be 6 foot but is obviously 5'8 you aren't seeing me ever

Short . Don't care, you are genetic failure and you should be thrown to die for Israel especially if you're bellow 5'7

Not willing to die for our greatest ally Israel, cowardly men should be shot in the back of the shed and the remains fed to dogs.

Out of shape, if I can't grate my favorite cheese off your abs what's the point of you?

 

[Internet Wizard]

"Falls for bait on the internet to externalize to all women" has to be up there

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Idk, just my personal preference probably shaped by my life experience. I grew up around a lot of blonde men, many of whom were jerks. Also I think the contrast between pale skin, dark hair and blue eyes is very pretty.

No need to be angry because you're not my type fellas, you never had a chance with me anyways. I only simp for one man.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Jesus Christ

gotcha

You can always become a nun.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

You can always become a nun.

I am sorry goldstar femcel is where we are at.

Also moids not allowed sir !!!!

 

[isalaide]

Every relationship I've ever been told about where the man lost the ability to get rock hard at the drop of a hat... the woman never recovered any respect for him whatsoever. It's like the one thing a man is required to be capable of; the contempt for the man who fails at literally being a dick is instinctive and total. The broken dick is the ultimate relationship finisher. The worst thing is Viagra and Cialis are readily available, so there's actually no reason for men to have squishy dick. It's the missing missing reason in divorces, theorises my friend the marriage therapist. He says you dig just enough and every single one of the relationships he deals with, without exception the ones where the guy is complaining he doesn't get enough sex, the woman eventually spits it out: he needs all sorts of pathetic coaxing and even then it's just not hard enough to get her off any more. Of course once this is raised in therapy, the man is completely spiritually and sexually broken and the whole thing crashes into the abyss anyway.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Moralfagging to the point of being suspicious

 

[Major]

I'm interested in how blonde hair is an ick.

'tall, dark and handsome' was always the maxim I remember hearing. Women tend to prefer dark features in men: hair, eyes, skin, etc. for some reason.

 

[Tutu]

I get this overbearing ick when a moid posts on threads that literally say "for women only". Trannycore.